(Saturday night, Las Vegas strip)
I've only been to Vegas twice - once last weekend and once right now. The first time, I didn't even want to go, only going to shut up my best friend Chaz, who's more than a little reckless. He set up a bachelor party under the guise of going to Cleveland to misdirect my fiancee Marilyn, who would have been a little bit nervous about her man going as far away from home as Las Vegas.
This time? I'm leaving that cheating whore in the dust - on our wedding day, no less. I exposed her as the whore she is, and then I hitched a ride to the airport, hopped a plane to Vegas, and had another driver come get me for another amazing time. And this time, I don't know if I'm ever going home.
I look all around me from the back of a Town Car, one much like the one that brought me to the airport back home in Columbus, Ohio, which might as well be Mars as far away as it feels. It's not dark out, so I relax, looking around me at all the people on the Strip, the attractive women in short dresses, and the lit-up signs. But I can't get too comfortable. I have one thing on my mind, and that's trying to impress two - no, three - gorgeous black women.
The car pulls up to the Aria, and I hand the driver a nice tip and walk in wearing a sharp-looking suit, feeling like a Vegas millionaire - and after last weekend, I'm not too far off from becoming one.
I stroll in, looking the place over - it's beautiful, even compared to Planet Hollywood, where I spent most of last weekend - and head straight for the casino floor, making a move for the roulette tables, where I am meeting two very important women.
And there they are, I think as I spot the first table in the pit, populated by a few loud gamblers as well as two demure, beautiful women in cocktail dresses, coolly placing bets.
I walk up and a brunette waves her hand over the table, calling, "No more bets," as Monet watches a smallish stack of black chips on the layout - on black, of course - as I see her watching the wheel intently, unaware that I am there. Michelle locks onto the wheel as well, tuning out everything around her - her bets are split between black and the high numbers from what I can tell.
"Twenty black!" calls out the dealer - Rachel, according to her name tag - as she collects the losing bets and dishes out stacks of black chips to Monet and green ones to Michelle.
Finally, Monet grabs her chips and looks over - and sees me right in front of her. Smiling, she wraps her arms around me and kisses me on the cheek.
"I guess you're lucky after all," she opens. "Let's see how lucky I can make you later."
"No," interrupts Michelle, who also greets me with a kiss on the cheek. "Let's see how lucky we can make him. If Cherise told us anything, it was...well, let's just say you're equipped."
I give them an "Oh, stop" look and throw down $500 on the table to buy in, deciding to play nickels, or $5 chips. I slide a stack of them on black and place a handful on 24 for my birthday and 13 for Cherise's. Monet takes a stack of my chips, worth about $25, and puts them down on 17 - drawing a strange look from me. "June 17." Tomorrow's date. What about it? "My 28th birthday. Trust me on it." Umm, happy birthday, I guess?" I decide to put down a few nickels on 28 as well, to a smile from Monet as Rachel spins the ball.
"Glad you made it here," Monet continues, as I look her over - not as tall or curvy as Cherise and a bit lighter-skinned; also, her hair is curly and down to her mid-back. She's beautiful, to say the least. "Cherise told me all about your interview with her, too. She says you're really good with numbers." I guess we'll find out.
Rachel waves off any new bets over a couple of idiots' grubby hands, and finally the ball drops - and so does my jaw.
"Twenty-eight black!" I just made $900 - and I'm the only one on 28. I gather my chips - with a few $100 black chips to boot - and sit down next to Monet, ready to get to business.
"So what all did Cherise tell you?" I ask. "You know, besides us sleeping together and everything."
"Well, while we're here," she answers, "we can talk about the job. I know Cherise told you that you'll be the director of finance for our new casino. If you're good," she continues, "we'll make you the CFO. And even if not, I'm sure we can find a strip club for you to run or something." Then she leans into my ear and whispers, "And I'm not just talking about numbers."
I step back a bit. "Take it easy, Monet," I fire back at her. Rachel spins the ball in my absence - I still have my chips on 28 but have otherwise withdrawn my bets - and I look back at her. "I don't know what Cherise told you about me," I defensively argue, "but I don't just fuck anyone. You know what it took for me even to consider fucking Cherise?"
"Yes, we've all heard the story," counters Monet. "Your fiancee's a whore. We also know that video of you at the wedding is going on YouTube. I also know you're a free agent. So what's stopping you?"
I don't answer right away, but it's because I notice the ball is dropping - sure, I only have one bet out there, but I'm still curious. Monet has a strange look on her face, but she sees me locked on the wheel, seeming to think about her bets, and watches as the ball lands - I don't fucking believe it.
"Twenty-eight black!" My bet just won again, and I didn't even do anything. Once again, I'm the only one on 28, so I pocket $875 more from the bet as a stunned Monet watches me collect more chips.
At this point, I hear a familiar voice behind me. "Look at that!" shouts the energetic, inviting female voice. "My number hit twice!"
I turn around - there's Cherise. I smile as I see her approach, looking gorgeous as ever with a bold smile on her face, a black top partially baring her shoulders, those ass-hugging jeans that are a trademark of hers. She walks with a confident swagger, approaching quickly and flipping her hair back.
She whips off her sunglasses and slides them in her purse as I walk over to greet her, meeting her for a warm embrace, feeling like never letting her go. My arms fit so perfectly around her, and hers around mine, as she presses her body into me. As I hold her close to me, she whispers in my ear:
"You're getting lucky tonight, stud."
I kiss her on her voluptuous lips and return the whisper: "Why wait?"
We break the embrace and walk back over to the table, hand in hand, grinning as I place a few bets and Cherise buys in - for five thousand dollars. I look stunned at her as she starts playing black $100 chips on the inside, reaching table maximum on several numbers. I follow every number she plays with my winnings, betting heavily on the inside, while Monet hangs back.