Meet Tyrone Woods, a tall black man living in the City of Detroit, Michigan. Tyrone here is the living definition of a Pookie or Ray-Ray, the kind of brother who gives the African American community a bad name. Tyrone is in and out of prison, usually over some dumb stuff like robbing the liquor store, fighting random guys on public transportation or something along those lines. Most black women have been programmed to ignore good black men and chase black thugs, so they're always eager to get impregnated by Tyrone. Tyrone never cares care of his ( many ) offspring or their mommas. Tyrone is as Tyrone does, folks.
Tyrone's mother Elsa Jones is his chief enabler. When the women that Tyrone knocks up show up at his place, asking for support, Elsa always turns them away. Hell, one time, a black chick named Lamika showed up at Tyrone's place with a lawyer. What did Elsa do? Elsa had Tyrone sneak out of the backdoor just so Lamika and her lawyer, some random white dude named Fernand, couldn't serve him with a court summons. Black mommas in the hood are their adult sons biggest enablers and Elsa is no exception. The cycle continues, folks.
Black thugs in the hood such as Tyrone here got good dick and impregnate women left and right. Paying support is for suckers. Those black women who get impregnated and abandoned by black thugs like Tyrone either turn to Section 8 or try to find some boring good guy to play stepfather. Single mothers got limited options, folks. Tyrone laughs at all the good guys, both black and white, who fall for single mothers schemes. Those bitches gave the pussy to thugs and criminals but make good men jump through hoops to get the stuff. Good men are such suckers, eh? It's a good thing that Tyrone isn't a good man. Tyrone is a proud thug, folks.
After impregnating Lamika, Lafonda, Sholonda, Tamika and Ramona, Tyrone is in search of new pussy. Black pussy is good, and Latin pussy is wild, but there is nothing quite like white pussy. to that end, Tyrone has started hanging out on the Wayne State University campus in downtown Detroit to hunt some white pussy. The last time Tyrone got locked up, the Judge cut him a deal. He would only be held to time served if he agreed to stay out of trouble and improve himself. Tyrone has to take the G.E.D. course offered by Wayne State University, and the thug figures he could kill two birds with one stone.
Tyrone spotted Anneke Staat-Santino walking out of the Wayne State University library one evening and was smitten with her. The tall blonde-haired white chick with the thick nerdy glasses and even thicker ass looked smoking hot. Black thugs like Tyrone can and do get with the 'hood' type of white chick but college white girls are something else altogether. Tyrone approached Anneke as he spotted her admiring some African American art in the atrium, and that is how it all began.
"African American art speaks to my soul," Anneke Staat-Santino said to Tyrone during their initial conversation. Tyrone grinned as he looked at Anneke the way a hungry snake looks at a cornered rat. The black thug was ready to get his Mack on with the big booty white chick. Tyrone knows how to holler at women regardless of their income level, skin color, body type or education level. All a man has to do is tell a woman what she wants to hear. Women live within their own reality, which exists within their own heads. The men who figure that out get all the pussy. Truthfully, female nature is fickle and very weak, but also dangerous. Just the name of the game...
