A few months ago, I met this cute gal at Wal-Mart, and I decided to make her mine. Samira was her name, and this tall, curvaceous and deliciously big-bottomed Arab cutie looked simply gorgeous in a modest Hijab coupled with dark pants, and the drab blue uniform that all Wal-Mart workers are required to wear. I see pretty girls of all hues and faiths in the City of Ottawa, Ontario, but this one, well, there was something different about her.
The name is Salomon Duchene, though I go by Suleiman, since I converted to Islam. I was born on the island of Haiti and raised in the City of Boston, Massachusetts. I moved to the City of Ottawa a few years ago, after winning a coveted international scholarship at Carleton University. I hate this boring little town with a passion, but until I complete my MBA, I'm stuck here. I can't go back to Boston empty-handed. My uptight Haitian parents would have a field day with me. Thanks but no thanks.
You see, my parents, Paul Duchene and Marianne Jean-Duchene moved to Boston from the island of Haiti in the mid-1990s. I was only a few months old at the time, and have basically lived my entire life in Massachusetts. I went to Emerson College, where I got my bachelor's degree in business. I tried to get into Suffolk University, my parents alma mater, but apparently my grades weren't good enough for their MBA program.
The thing about Boston is that it's an uppity town, no matter how racially diverse and friendly they came to me. Sure, Boston is the town where Deval Patrick, our first State's African-American Governor, got elected, but there is a pecking order in this vast metropolis. I graduated from Emerson College with honors. Small school, to be sure, but I had a great time there.
Now, I definitely should have been able to get into Suffolk University. These fools rejected me. I felt disgusted with myself, and my parents disappointment only made things worse. I just wanted out of Boston, after a while. Boston is the home of America's intellectual elite, but I felt trapped there. So I left, and moved far away. That's how I ended up in Ottawa.
So, I went to Wal-Mart to buy a few things after a long day at the call center where I work. Answering people's dim-witted questions about credit cards all day for sixteen bucks per hour isn't easy, but someone has to do it. I walked into the store, and went straight to the grocery aisle, and bought a few TV dinners, a couple of gallons of orange juice, and then got ready to skip out of there.
As I reached the checkout counter, I noticed one of the cashiers, a plump middle-aged Black lady, in idle conversation with a skinny older White guy. Never one to interrupt folks for no reason, I went to the next cashier. It's the polite Haitian in me, I guess. I looked at the tall, curvy Arab beauty behind the counter and smiled. For some reason, my heart skipped a beat. I looked at the gal and she looked at me, and I smiled.
I looked at the pretty Arab gal's nametag and read the name "Samira" out loud, and she smiled at me. I don't usually flirt with random ladies, but I smiled at Samira and told her my name. Ahem, my Muslim name, that is. Suleiman is a good, strong name. I chose it partly because it's the Arabic form of my francophone name Salomon, and also because I had a good friend named Suleiman, whom I worked with as a contractor at the National Gallery of Canada a few years ago.
As Samira rang my purchases, I took a good look at her. The pretty Arab gal chatted incessantly, and in between bits and pieces, I learned a bit about her. Samira speaks slightly accented English and flawless French, and I'm guessing that she's either Algerian or Moroccan. After living in the City of Ottawa for a few years, I've learned a thing or two about local Muslim culture, and I can now tell the difference between the Arabs and the North Africans. They look significantly different from each other, the Lebanese, the Saudis, the Moroccans and the Algerians.
After completing my purchases, I looked at Samira, and wished her good day, then I walked out of Wal-Mart with a smile on my face. I spent all day on the phone, talking to annoying housewives, bored shoppers, and obsessive-compulsive buyers, and I honestly hate my job at times. Since I came to Ottawa, I've held every type of job, from shelf stocker at Loblaw's to Tim Horton's cashier, and to me, working at the call center was a step up.
I swear, people treat you like shit when you wear a uniform, do menial labor and make minimum wage. In the City of Ottawa, people are so stuck up it's not even funny. I got treated like shit at Tim Horton's and Loblaw's. The call center only pays slightly better but the job has some definite perks. Now I get to wear a silk shirt, silk pants, dress shoes and a silk tie instead of a drab uniform, and I proudly hang my work ID with my picture on it at the center. Like all the pontificating, smug government workers you see walking around downtown Ottawa during the weekday.
Anyhow, I headed home with thoughts of Samira swirling about my head. Now, let's see. The pretty Arab gal did tell me that she studies mathematics at the University of Ottawa, and I already know that she works at Wal-Mart. Let's see what I can do with that. Thanks to Google, you can find out pretty much anything about anyone. Granted, I didn't have a last name for the Arab cutie, but I am not about to let that stop me. Time to do a little cyberstalking, oops, I meant a little investigating.