Sitting on the toilet inside the women's washroom of the Wal-Mart at Barrhaven, I sighed. That's right, pretty Muslim ladies in Hijab do fart, folks. Sorry if that shocks you. Seriously, I shouldn't have had that burger and those fries at the in-store MacDonald's restaurant. After farting a whole damn lot and basically dropping a deuce, I wiped my ass, pulled my skirt back on, and exited the stall. I need to get in the habit of making my own lunch instead of buying crappy food at work. I know the people who work at that restaurant. The less said about its food the better, trust me.
I admired my reflection in the mirror as I hastily washed my hands, and then readjusted my Hijab. A short, round, pretty young woman stared back at me. Putting a fake smile on, I went back to work. Game face, that's what I call it. I'm a cashier at the world's busiest damn store. Oh, and I've got to hassle you about signing up for a credit card every time you make a purchase at my cashier's counter otherwise I will get fired. I've got no choice in this matter, seriously.
Fatima Durrani is the name, and I was born in the City of Lashkar Gah, Southern Afghanistan and raised in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I'm five-foot-four, a bit chubby but still very cute, with dark bronze skin, long Black hair which I always hide away under my Hijab, a nice booty and light brown eyes. I attend Algonquin College, where I study business administration. I want to work for the Canadian Government someday. For now, I'm just another student struggling at a dead-end job. Welcome to my life.
The other day, I met a really cute guy named Malik. When you're a cashier at Wal-Mart, people tend to forget that you're a human being and treat you like a piece of shit. I've been yelled at, harassed and treated like I'm less than a person. Well, Mr. Malik Osinbajo of Nigeria was different. Six feet tall, broad-shouldered and handsome, dressed in business clothing, and speaking in a friendly and polite tone, Malik differently caught my attention. We talked, and flirted a bit, which I don't normally do with guys at work, but like I said, this one was different. Plus, Malik walked in shortly before closing time.
Yeah, I did a lot of things I don't normally do that night. I asked Malik for his Facebook, and added him. Malik wished me a goodnight, and then walked away. I totally checked out the cute brother's oh-so sexy ass as he walked out of Wal-Mart. That's how it all began, ladies and gentlemen. What? I'm not supposed to check out hot guys with cute butts at work just because I'm a Hijab-wearing Muslim chick? Well, fuck you then. I totally checked out Malik's ass and I liked what I saw, thank you very much.
I'd like to tell you that Malik Osinbajo and I embarked on a passionate relationship and fell in love and all that shit. I really would. That would totally be a lie. Just because I'm a Hijab-wearing Muslim woman doesn't mean I don't have the same sexual needs that all females have. Malik is a tall, sexy Black guy from Nigeria who's got lots of money and is new to Ottawa. Well, well. I wouldn't mind showing Malik around, if you catch my drift.
The Nigerian brother told me about his old life in the City of London, England, where he studied at Brunel University, and his father, Omar Osinbajo worked for the Nigerian Embassy. I smiled at that. So, Malik is the son of a Diplomat. I swear, you meet all kinds in Ottawa. My attention level perked up significantly. Now they've been moved to Ottawa by the Nigerian government. Whatever, Malik is cute, has money, and thinks I'm hot and exotic. Good for me, eh?
My last relationship didn't work out so well, and as a result, I am kind of jaded when it comes to relationships in general. The man who broke my heart is Ali Sarwari, a young Afghan Muslim guy I met at a Muslim community event. I thought Ali was the one for me, but the bastard ended up cheating on me with Kirsten Damon, a White chick I used to work with. After that piece of work broke my heart and ruined my life, I gave the male half of the species a wide berth. Now I'm flying solo and keeping it that way. Still, a gal's got her needs, you know?