Like much of the world, I used to believe that Muslim women were dull and boring, and above all else, submissive and weak. Until I met a Saudi Arabian Muslim dominatrix named Afaf Saoud, and she introduced me to my submissive side. Now I'm her sub, and we're dating. Afaf wants me to convert to Islam and marry her. Seriously, Afaf already has my Islamic name picked up. Suleiman something or other. Guess I've got some decisions to make, eh?
The name is Solomon Blasters, and I've got one hell of a story to share with you dear readers today. It's a good one, folks. Before we go any further, I feel like some background information is in order. I was born in the City of London, Ontario, to a Jamaican immigrant father and a White Canadian mother. My parents, Paul Blasters and Mary King-Blasters, got divorced during my final year of high school. I left the City of London to get away from the mess their lives have become.
I attended the University of Toronto, where I studied business, on a full academic scholarship. I graduated with my MBA in the summer of 2013 at the age of 24. Not bad for a biracial guy from a small town in the middle of nowhere, eh? A lot of people think that folks from small towns are dumb. Whoever made up that stereotype wasn't talking about me. After graduation, I returned to London for a few months, then left because I needed a job.
I came to Ottawa and tried my hand at the private sector. Entry-level stuff only. Since then, I've worked for several companies. Presently, I work for CIBC, the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce. I'm an analyst with CIBC, meaning that I monitor accounts for suspicious activity. That's how Afaf Saoud came to my attention. The tall, lovely and curvy young Middle-Eastern woman would come into the bank in downtown Ottawa on a weekly basis, and she always deposited cash into her account. Weird, eh?
Look, a lot of us are peculiar or quirky in our own way. It's just human nature. Most of us are creatures of habit. Still, the fact that Afaf Saoud always came into the CIBC on Thursdays or Fridays, with an envelope full of crumpled cash, kind of alarmed me. I looked at her account and saw no deposits from the Canadian government or any employer. Nope, this broad got paid cash, whatever she does, and always came to the branch to make deposits.