Well, howdy folks! My name is Evelyn Rachel Lombardi. I'm five-foot-eleven and slim, with long blonde hair, alabaster skin and pale blue eyes. I'm originally from the City of Calgary, Province of Alberta, but I moved to the town of Ottawa, Province of Ontario, a little over two years ago. I attend the University of Ottawa, where I study business administration. When most people look at me, they see all kinds of things. To my parents, I'm sweet little Eve. To guys, I'm someone they want to fuck and to girls, I'm a threat. The only person I can be myself around is my sexually confused best friend Adam Wahid, whom I've got a crush on but he's got major issues.
I met Adam Wahid during my first week in the City of Ottawa. I had the awesome luck of coming to the Capital region of Canada for the first time in December 2011. Bad time to travel to one of the coldest places in the continent of North America. I was trying to get to my uncle Floyd's place in the suburb of Barrhaven and I got lost somewhere along the road near Baseline Station because I went looking for a washroom and couldn't find my way back to the bus station. I wanted to get back on bus number ninety five to get to Barrhaven but couldn't. Along came this tall, well-built and handsome young man. Adam Wahid. Born in the island of Jamaica to a Lebanese Maronite Christian mother and Jamaican Baptist father. A newcomer to Canada who was studying in the police foundations program at Algonquin College, right next to Baseline Station.
Normally, I don't talk to strangers on the streets at night. And I'm ashamed to say I normally didn't talk to minority guys. Especially the ones who looked like they could give the Hulk a run for his money when it came to size. Adam Wahid was six feet four inches tall and built like a professional football player. He was only twenty one, but looked a bit older. I was twenty two when I met him but I have always looked younger than my age. Must be my good Hungarian and Italian genes, I guess. Adam Wahid introduced himself, and offered to show me the quickest route to Baseline Station since he was heading there. He made sure I got on the ninety five bus, then went on his way. He didn't even try to get my number or anything. I was really surprised. In my experience with most people, especially guys, they're all after something. And when you're a cute blonde chick, everyone's after you. I am not bragging, just being honest.
I got to my uncle Floyd Lombardi's house in the suburb of Barrhaven. Uncle Floyd is the older brother of my father Gaetano Lombardi. He's a stocky, flame-haired guy with steely blue eyes. A constable with the Ontario Provincial Police. He's married to this Chinese lady named Victoria Chang. A lot of white guys have a thing for Oriental women and my uncle is one of them. I was polite to my aunt Victoria but we didn't get along. The first time I met her was when she came to Calgary three years ago when she got engaged to my uncle. She called us a bunch of rednecks and I didn't like that. A lot of Canadians think that if you're from the town of Calgary, Alberta, you must be a racist. While it's true that my hometown has a history of racial issues, we're not all like that. The Mayor of Calgary is an Arab guy and the Premier ( Governor) of the Province of Alberta is a white lady. So much for Calgary City's reputation as a racist and sexist place. We're a progressive community, don't believe the rumors!
My first night in the City of Ottawa I didn't get much sleep. I lay on my bed, thinking about my old life. Last year, I had a blast at the University of Calgary. I met this awesome guy named Weston Lake on campus. You should have seen him. Tall and well-built, with blond hair and blue eyes. Weston Lake took my breath away the moment I laid eyes on him. I like tall men and at six feet two inches tall, Weston was definitely up there. This handsome hunk came from the City of Houston, Texas. As in the United States of frigging America. I love anything and everything American. Ever since my parents began spending every summer vacation in the City of Austin, Texas.
I fell in love with American culture. After graduation, I want to live and work there! We have a lot of Americans living in the City of Calgary in Alberta. The son of a wealthy oil magnate from Texas, Weston came to Calgary with his dad on business and ended up staying for school. He adjusted to life in our fair city quite nicely. I fell in love with Weston. He was like a dream come true for me. Sexy, confident and caring. When I was in his arms, I felt like he could protect me from the world. He was an amazing guy. Too bad he cheated on me with a Somali skank named Aisha or something. Apparently, my cowboy liked Black pussy. I dumped him right away. If there is one thing I won't put up with, it's cheating. Once a guy cheats on me, it's over.
Yeah, I went through a lot during my second year at the University of Calgary. I hugged my crucifix and said a silent prayer, wishing that my time at the University of Ottawa went alright. For some reason, I thought about Adam Wahid. I'm glad the first stranger I met in the capital turned out to be a nice person. When January 2012 came, I began my classes at the University of Ottawa. Guess who I ran into at the library? None other than Adam Wahid. He was talking to a skinny Chinese guy inside the school library. I think he saw me at the same moment that I saw him. Smiling, he waved at me and walked up to me. Hesitantly I shook his hand. I was puzzled to see him at the University of Ottawa.
Adam told me that he recently graduated from the police foundations program at Algonquin College. Now he was studying Criminology at Carleton University. And he was visiting his buddy Joel Luong, an international student from Vietnam. Adam seemed really intent on talking a lot, so I had to cut it short. He's cute and I'm thankful for his help but I had to get to class. Adam pressed a paper into my hands before I left. I thought he was giving me his number or something. I took a hard look at the paper and its contents shocked me. The title was "Religion And Gay Rights : A Dialogue". That's when it hit me. Adam Wahid, my titanic hero, might be queer. What the fuck? I thought I could always spot a gay guy when I saw one. No, I know they're not all girly. I know some play football. Still, when I met Adam, I didn't sense anything gay or bisexual in him. Shows much how I knew.