Newsflash, bozos and bitches of the world. Just because a woman from a Muslim background wears the hijab doesn't mean she's soft and sweet, or polite and repressed. I think I'm living proof of that. My name is Wafiyah Abdul-Hamid, and I was born in the City of Dhamar, Crown Jewel of the great Nation of Yemen, but raised in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. I consider myself Yemeni-Canadian, a proud hijab-wearing Sunni Muslim woman, and of course an absolutely wanton slut. When I feel like it, of course. And tonight, I definitely felt like it. Right now, I'm lying naked in bed, and there are two sexy bodies next to me. I'm five-foot-nine, curvy, with light bronze skin, curly Black hair and brown eyes. And I'm glowing! Translation? I just participated in a threesome that left my body pleasurably sore. And you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. My way of ringing in April Fool's Day, 2012 edition.
Lying next to me, his head resting on my left shoulder, Jonathan Lafleur snores. I normally hate guys who snore but this sexy Haitian stud from the town of Longueil, Province of Quebec, has the dick of death. I met him while working on my sociology project inside the Carleton University library. This sexy Black stud sat next to me, and started browsing through his Facebook profile. I decided right then that I had to have him. And I always get what I want, ladies and gentlemen. Jonathan did not disappoint me in the sack. My girlfriend Samirah is Lebanese and she's really into Black guys. She lives in the City of Toronto, Ontario, with her Somali boyfriend Ibrahim. I'm glad I finally tried a Black guy. I just didn't know I'd get to have a Black chick as well.
That's right. Lying on my right is a sexy Jamaican chick named Monique Henderson. You've got to see her, seriously. Five feet eleven inches tall, curvy and sexy, with a cute face, long dreadlocked hair, dark brown skin, big tits, wide hips and a big round butt. Monique Henderson is Jonathan's girlfriend and she goes to the University of Ottawa. Monique is bisexual and totally freaky. I guess that's why she agreed to share her man with me. Anyhow, the moment I saw Jonathan Lafleur inside the Carleton University library, I knew I had to have him. And I could tell from his accent that he wasn't from the environs of Ottawa. The guys in the Canadian capital are really boring. All the hot guys stay in three cities, I'm referring of course to Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver. Calgary is full of hot guys too but these days too many Arabs are moving there. I like non-Muslim men, especially Black guys and Hispanic guys. Muslim guys are such hypocrites. They run around sleeping with non-Muslim women, fucking infidel bitches left and right, but they get mad when they see Muslim women with Christian guys and Jewish men. I can't stand them, seriously.
Anyhow, where was I? Oh, yes. I was telling you about my erotic adventures with my fellow Carleton University student Jonathan Lafleur and his sexy girlfriend Monique Henderson. I started flirting with Jonathan right there at the library and added him on Facebook. He took my number and promised he'd be in touch. When he left, I browsed through his Facebook and saw that he had a girlfriend. Now, a lot of women would feel discouraged right about then. Well, let's just say that I am not the average female. I once had sex with a married guy, an Irishman from Barrhaven, Ontario, in his basement while his wife slept upstairs. How about that? And the funniest thing of all is that this guy was one of my professors during my first year at Canada's capital university.
I got a text from Jonathan, and I asked him if he was single. He replied truthfully that he wasn't, but his girlfriend was really open-minded. That should have been the end of our conversation but like I said, I'm not exactly your average female. I continued talking to Jonathan because I wanted to know more. Man, the guy was really freaky. In subsequent conversations, I learned quite a bit about him. Jonathan considered himself a sexual connoisseur like the majority of Haitian men. He point-blank asked me what Arab pussy tasted like. How in hell should I know? The only Arab pussy I've ever tasted is my own. I've had sex with women but never Arab women. I've been with two White women and one Chinese chick I met while visiting relatives in the town of Halifax, Nova Scotia. I wouldn't call myself an expert on lesbian sex, though. I need more experience to qualify. I told Jonathan all this, and he told me he might be able to help me out. What can I say? Even though I thought he was full of shit, I was intrigued by his macho charm and sexual confidence.
