Candace Apples came home from work that night, exhausted. Her feet were killing her and her briefcase felt like it weighed a ton, crammed with expense reports and file folders and who knows what else. All day long she'd been talking to clients, sitting in meetings, on the phone... And now, all she could think about was getting home, taking off her heels and letting her hair down, enjoying a glass of wine, followed by a relaxing soak in the tub. Yes... she closed her eyes in the back of the cab, a small smile spreading over her face. She was already enjoying the thought of it.
She was a tall and slender woman with pale skin and blue eyes that caused men to stumble over their words while speaking to her. Though she knew it wasn't just her eyes that men liked. She also had extremely large breasts beneath her business suit, and she liked to leave just the top few buttons undone to give just a hint of cleavage. She knew very well that her beauty was key to her success in the business world. She landed more contracts than her entire team put together.
But now it was time to put all that behind her and settle down for the evening. The cab driver dropped her off. She gave him a ten dollar tip and a sexy smile. He wasn't looking at her, just at her chest. She loved the feeling.
"You very beautiful woman," said the cab driver. "Your husband very lucky man!"
"See you next time," she said seductively. She looked down. The poor bastard was hard as a rock! And such a tiny penis. She giggled.
When she arrived home, she unlocked the front door and opened it wide... Then dropped her briefcase with a thud! What she saw shocked her - caused her eyes to open wide and a gasp to escape her red lips!
There was mail laying on the floor! It must have fallen off the counter and was now fanned out all over the place!
"Roger!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.
Immediately, a thin, wiry balding man came running over. "Yes, honey? Yes? How was your day? Can I get you something to drink? Can I draw a bath for you? Can I do any..."
"Shut up!" She pointed at the mail on the floor. "What is this?" she yelled. "I work my goddamned ass off to provide for this household while you don't do shit, and there's only one thing that I ask for! Just one thing! What is that one thing I ask for, Roger?"
"Uh... a c-c-c-clean house?"
"Is even that small amount of responsibility too much for you, you pathetic little faggot wimp?!"