Butch girls don't kiss boys, a voice inside told me as I pressed my lips against August Berihun's cruel, sensuous mouth. I looked into my boyfriend's eyes and hugged him tightly as our memorable first date came to an end. Ah, the things I do in the name of love and lust, I tell you. Just in case you're wondering who this is, I'm Samantha Pike but everybody calls me Spike. For as long as I can remember, I've been butch as hell. At my old high school in the City of Plymouth, Massachusetts, I was definitely the tomboy type. I played soccer, rugby and basketball. I won a scholarship to the University of New Hampshire, where I played soccer for all four years. I graduated with my bachelor's degree in economics in 2009 at the age of twenty three.
With the recession going on at full swing, I tried to find a job related to my field, but quickly discovered that office work wasn't for me. I worked as a club bouncer, a security guard and even as a night crew manager for Stop N Shop before I fell upon the perfect job for me. Construction work. Yep, I'm a construction worker, and I absolutely love it. Looking back, I should have known that this was the path for me. My father, Chadwick Pike, is a construction worker and he taught me everything I know about construction, sports and life.
My dear mother, Ramona Santiago, God rest her soul, was a Mexican-born Bostonian schoolteacher back in the day. She died giving birth to me, so I never knew her. My dad raised my older brother Arthur and me all by himself. The funny thing is that my brother, Harvard University Law School alum Arthur Pike is the sensitive and artistic type, not me. He's a crime novelist and lives in the town of Harmony, Maine, with Clyde Wolfe, his partner of three years. My brother and I are both brainy but I'm the "physical" one in the family. I've always been good at working with my hands, and I have a genuine love for building things. I built the doghouse my old Labrador retriever Murdock lived in, all ten years of his life. Lord I miss that old mutt. Anyhow, I began working for Turner Constructions, doing business all over New England but mostly in the Boston area, which suited me just fine.
Alright, my dear readers, I'm ready for it. What do I mean by it? The question I feel coming. I love contact sports and I work in construction, I just KNOW some of you are wondering if I'm a lesbian. The answer is no. I'm a butch woman, yes, but I'm bisexual, not lesbian. What can I say? I love pussy just fine but dick turns me on as well. Sorry if you're disappointed. The life of a bisexual butch woman is far from easy. For starters, most people don't know that we exist. The lesbian community isn't very tolerant of bisexual women, whom they view as traitors and fence-sitters, and bisexual butch women just upset the order of things. Most queers are okay with a feminine woman who swings both ways but a masculine gal like myself? No way. We're boxed into the die-hard dyke category. Well, it's my pussy and I'll stuff it with cock if I want to, got it?
The lesbian community and I have been at odds over my sexuality, and I honestly stopped going to dyke bars because I can't stand these judgmental bitches. They're always quick to claim every female celebrity who comes out as queer, but they're not very tolerant toward female bisexuality. Remember that WNBA player Sheryl Swoops? When she came out of the closet and announced to the world that she'd fallen in love with a woman, the lesbian community celebrated and she became an icon, a role model and a legend in her own right, at least in their eyes. Well, when Sheryl Swoops broke up with her lesbian lover and got engaged to a MAN, the lesbian community got mad as hell. You wouldn't think a bunch of queers would feel the need to persecute someone because of their sexuality, but there you have it. Oh, irony of ironies.
Anyhow, my penchant for loving both women and men isn't something I have ever felt compelled to apologize for. My last girlfriend, a petite, curvy and sexy Japanese-American gal named Katharine Yamamoto dumped me because of it. I miss her sometimes. The gal was good in bed, even though she was moody, fussy and downright insufferable the rest of the time. I'm a construction worker and she's a model-turned-actress. She's gone guest spots in everything from Law & Order : SVU to How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory. I should have known we weren't going to work out. We came from two very different worlds. Katharine is one of a few openly gay Asian women working in Hollywood. I think I was star-struck more than anything else throughout our relationship. That's never a good thing when you're seeing someone. You're looking at the idealized version of them you have in your head rather than who they really are, and reality will disappoint you when it sets in.