I am a crazy and super horny bastard. I admit it today. How else would you explain some of the crazy shit which happens only to me? The name is Mathieu Saint-Gerard. A young Black American man of Haitian descent living in the city of Nepean, Province of Ontario. I moved to Nepean from my native City of Boston, Massachusetts, about two years ago. I'm a Boston man banished to Canada's capital region by the Powers That Be, also known as Mom and Dad, after I got in trouble over Nirva, some big-booty Jamaican bitch. Long story short, she faked a pregnancy to get me to marry her. I was this close to putting a ring on it when I found out the truth. I may have smacked the bitch. I won't confirm or deny this. Nirva went to whine to my mom and I got sent to Canada. It was either that or prison. I chose Canada.
These days I go to Carleton University and major in criminal psychology. I miss Boston like crazy but I'm learning to make my own fun in Canada. And since I am a sex maniac, it's all good. I'm not into Black chicks anymore ever since the Nirva incident. I'm allergic to chocolate now and crave some foxy vanilla. That's cool because Canada has very little chocolate and lots and lots of vanilla. I've got a thing for bossy older White ladies. And that's okay because they are into me. Let me tell you about this crazy threesome I had with these two fifty-something White ladies that I met at Saint Laurent Mall a while ago. It's definitely one for the ages, folks. Grab a seat and read on!
I met Marie Sinclair and Jennifer Des-Pres while walking through the Saint Laurent Mall. It was Boxing Day and malls across Canada were packed. I was trolling Saint Laurent Mall for pussy. I saw a lot of Black guys out there doing the same thing. Hitting on Black women, Hispanic women, Aboriginal women, White women and even Asian women. Black studs don't discriminate. To us, pussy is pussy. I smiled at the brothers out there doing their thing. Good job. I was coming down the escalator from the food court when I saw these two older White ladies walking into an Italian clothing store. They were sexy, with big round butts. Hot damn. I had to take a closer look. Just a little visual memory for my lonely winter nights, you know? I like older White ladies but it's only in frigging porno movies that they go for young Black guys they've never met before. At least, that's what I thought until recently.