I am a crazy and super horny bastard. I admit it today. How else would you explain some of the crazy shit which happens only to me? The name is Mathieu Saint-Gerard. A young Black American man of Haitian descent living in the city of Nepean, Province of Ontario. I moved to Nepean from my native City of Boston, Massachusetts, about two years ago. I'm a Boston man banished to Canada's capital region by the Powers That Be, also known as Mom and Dad, after I got in trouble over Nirva, some big-booty Jamaican bitch. Long story short, she faked a pregnancy to get me to marry her. I was this close to putting a ring on it when I found out the truth. I may have smacked the bitch. I won't confirm or deny this. Nirva went to whine to my mom and I got sent to Canada. It was either that or prison. I chose Canada.
These days I go to Carleton University and major in criminal psychology. I miss Boston like crazy but I'm learning to make my own fun in Canada. And since I am a sex maniac, it's all good. I'm not into Black chicks anymore ever since the Nirva incident. I'm allergic to chocolate now and crave some foxy vanilla. That's cool because Canada has very little chocolate and lots and lots of vanilla. I've got a thing for bossy older White ladies. And that's okay because they are into me. Let me tell you about this crazy threesome I had with these two fifty-something White ladies that I met at Saint Laurent Mall a while ago. It's definitely one for the ages, folks. Grab a seat and read on!
I met Marie Sinclair and Jennifer Des-Pres while walking through the Saint Laurent Mall. It was Boxing Day and malls across Canada were packed. I was trolling Saint Laurent Mall for pussy. I saw a lot of Black guys out there doing the same thing. Hitting on Black women, Hispanic women, Aboriginal women, White women and even Asian women. Black studs don't discriminate. To us, pussy is pussy. I smiled at the brothers out there doing their thing. Good job. I was coming down the escalator from the food court when I saw these two older White ladies walking into an Italian clothing store. They were sexy, with big round butts. Hot damn. I had to take a closer look. Just a little visual memory for my lonely winter nights, you know? I like older White ladies but it's only in frigging porno movies that they go for young Black guys they've never met before. At least, that's what I thought until recently.
Yeah, I entered the Italian clothing store and checked out these sexy older White ladies. The first one kind of reminded me of porn starlet Joclyn Stone, my favourite porn star. Blonde, curvy, with a big butt. Man, White women in the confederation of Canada have big butts. The ones I knew in Boston weren't like that. White women with big butts in the United States are kind of rare. In Canada, they're everywhere I look. Sometimes, I see two White women and five Black women and the White chicks have nicer butts than the black women. What's happening here? Anyhow, where was I? Oh, yeah. I was telling you about these two sexy older White ladies I was checking out inside Saint Laurent Mall.
Yeah, they looked hot. The second one was lovely as well, tall and curvy, with wide hips, big tits and a big round butt. A sexy redhead who kind of looked like actress Julianne Moore, only a bit bigger and hotter. They spotted me looking at them and smiled. I smiled right back and went over to talk to them. What did I have to lose, right? They seemed really happy to meet me. The one who looked like legendary porn star Joclyn Stone introduced herself as Marie Sinclair. The redhead introduced herself as Jennifer Des-Pres. And they were both doing what I was doing. A couple of MILFs from the City of Montreal, Province of Quebec, cruising the Saint Laurent Mall for sexy younger men. Well, I'm a sexy younger man. I simply happened to be Black. I looked at them and they looked at me. What do you say? Think they'll go for me?