Chapter 20
November 13
th
, 2020
The last thing Phil wanted to do today was to deal with the fucking press, but there was no getting around it. He'd agreed to provide as much information to Katie Couric as he could without exposing any of their current plans. The idea was to give the press answers to a bunch of things they hadn't even begun to know about, and hope that they missed the really important stuff they could've asked about, but Phil wasn't going to underestimate Katie Couric that way - she'd gotten to be one of the best journalists in the world by having men of power underestimate her.
Phil refused to make the same mistake.
They'd given her an escort (Andy's partner Niko) and let her have a tour of the base for the morning, and the afternoon would be spent talking one-on-one with key members of the staff, including Phil himself, against the recommendation of the base commander.
In some ways, both Linda and Phil
agreed
with General Fielder in that they felt like having Phil and the rest of the team being so visible and identifiable would pose a nightmare for security, but Linda had been promised all the additional resources she wanted in order to keep both Phil and the rest of the team at the base secure.
Also, the request had come from the President herself, which meant it wasn't
really
a request.
Ms. Couric's schedule involved talking to a number of people at the base, including Fielder himself, although the journalist had stressed that they were expecting much of the footage shot at the base to pass through military review before it made it to air, and that they would try and use as little footage taken from the base and its staff as possible while still conveying all the information needed for the story. Still, the base was going to provide the backdrop for a detailed explanation of how the serum worked and what it did and didn't do to deal with DuoHalo.
"How do I look?" Bill asked him, adjusting his tie to the partial reflection he could see of himself in the glass of Phil's office window.
"Like you're compensating for something," Linda told him as she strolled across the office and pulled off Bill's tie for him. "Bill, you're always one of the smartest guys in the room. You don't need the tie. It's showing off. And it makes you look stuffy, like a professor at an Ivy League college that doesn't want you to be there. Especially when you're trying to calm people down."
"You don't think it's too casual?"
"Bill, you're still wearing a sportcoat and a white-collar shirt that screams 'I paid someone a lot of money to keep this color looking this good,' so I think anything that makes you
more
casual is a step in the right direction," Linda said with a chuckle, patting his cheek, like she was his grandmother. "The whole world is going to be watching this, not just your wife and her book club."
"I hope you're right, Linda," Bill said with a soft grin. "This goes down in historical records, you know, and it's going to be the footage that is shown off in schools for a couple hundred years, at the very least. So I'm hoping they use at least a little of my footage, and, more importantly, that they make me look good. It's my one big chance at history."
Phil looked up from his desk and cocked his head at Bill quizzically. "We've changed more lives here than they did with the invention of the atom bomb, and they've never stopped making movies about that damn thing. You should be less worried about how you look in one photograph and more worried about who you want to play you in the inevitable movie adaptation."
"Who's going to play you?"
"Knowing Hollywood's sort of racially inaccurate casting, I doubt they'll get a Filipino actor to play me," Phil said, jokingly. "But as long we're going to get close enough, I think Sung Kang would probably do an excellent job of playing me. He was incredible in 'Better Luck Tomorrow.' What about you, Bill? Who would you like to play you?"
"Oh, just get Paul Giamatti or Martin Mull and be done with it, I say," Bill laughed. "And what about superwoman Linda here?"
"They can leave me out of the story," Linda grumbled.
"The hell they will," Phil said. "I want Margot Robbie!"
"If you'd asked months ago, Phil, we probably could've gotten her for you," Linda teased.
"She's happily married, and her husband got the serum early," Phil chuckled. "But believe you me, I thought about it. At least until I learned she was married. I respect that sort of thing, unlike other people in our little ark."
"At some point, we're going to have to do something about Mr. Covington," Linda told him. "You know that, don't you babe?"
"Yeah, I know, I know," Phil sighed. "Andy's given us plenty of ammunition against the guy but nothing any of us can really prove. And that's the sticking point we've got to find a way to get past at some point. We need to have something that'll stick, otherwise we're just kicking a hornet's nest and hoping to figure out a plan while we're running away."
"That doesn't sound much like a plan," Bill said.
"And, anyway, if you're asking me who should play me, I want Sydney Sweeny."
"She's too young to play you, babe," Phil said with a laugh.
"Sure, but at least we can all agree, she's got great tits, something I definitely want on the permanent record associated with me." Linda sighed. "Although I guess I'll also accept Alexandria Daddario, assuming she's not playing Violet."
"Linda, baby, you should probably be more concerned with whoever's playing you's acting ability than you should her cup size," Phil chuckled.
"You keep what's important to you in your head, babe, and I'll keep what's important to me in mine, okay?"
"If you say so," he said with a smirk. "You finally settled on house size, Bill?"
"Much to my contentment, even if Grace keeps suggesting we get one more to knock us up a tier," Bill replied. "But I keep telling her, at my age? She's lucky I can handle the 15 I'm already saddled up with." Bill rubbed at the small of his back. "I know the serum basically has me operating at peak efficiency for my age, but I gotta tell ya... man... I still get tired some days, y'know?"
"Oh no," Linda mocked. "You'll just have to let your Victoria's Secret model crawl all over your lap and have her post on your cock until you've gotten off without having to lift a finger. How's that going, by the way?"
Bill smirked a bit sheepishly. "I feel kind of like an idiot, because I know better, but I eventually realized she was just faking those orgasms before she was imprinted. I mean, I
know
that between injection and imprinting a woman, a woman can only have the priming orgasm, but somehow in my self-delusion, I convinced myself that maybe I was just too much man for that and overcame it. But then I realized how silly I was being, and I asked her about it, and she admitted to faking it, mostly because she wanted to help my confidence." He shook his head slightly. "But now that she knows I'm not mad about that, and that
I
know that she wasn't kidding about only having been with guys who didn't know what they were doing, we've made it work. The fact that I'm the first and only man to ever get her off? That's more than enough for me to take pride in. Besides, that's far from the weirdest thing that's happened in my family life."
"Oh yeah?" Phil asked with a grin. "What aren't you telling me about?"
"Heavens above," Bill said, sitting down in the chair in Phil's office, looking a little embarrassed, something Phil didn't recall often seeing on the older man's face. "You remember me telling you about Jen's friend Kenna? The one that apparently had a crush on me while she was growing up?"