The next day, Phil woke up with two beautiful women next to him, the three of them still on the floor of the lab. He wasn't dead. He wasn't even sick. He'd half expected Linda to be awake before he was, but both her and Audrey were still completely unconscious, although he supposed that was what he
should
have expected. The standard time for this particular mix of the serum was clocking in at around sixteen hours of slumber before they awoke, and the fact that Dr. Varma wasn't on the other side of the glass didn't worry him. He'd woken up early, much earlier than he'd normally get up, still quite uncertain how he'd earned the undying loyalty of a pair of such wonderful women.
So since he had the lab to himself for at least a few hours, he did the only sensible thing he could think of -- he got to work.
His blood work was clean. Linda's blood work was clean. Audrey's blood work was clean. Not one of them had any trace of the DuoHalo virus in their bloodstream.
Despite all of that, their blood
had
changed. There were hints of
his
DNA in
their
bloodstreams. That was blowing his mind. He'd been doing research on what the serum had been doing to the few people they'd tested it on, but now he had a subject who wasn't going to bitch and moan about constantly being poked and prodded -- himself.
They'd been trying to document all the various effects and changes, but they couldn't ask their colleagues to spend twenty-four seven under watch, no matter how much they wanted to. But now he could document all of the things he noticed himself, and with Linda and Audrey. It wasn't ideal, having to use himself as a test subject, but right now, the world was moving far too fast for ideal anything, so he was going to do what he had to do.
By mid day, he'd realized that he hadn't sent any messages to Andy and Eric about poker night, and logged into his email, not having his phone on him, emailing Andy to say he'd just fallen asleep at the base and hadn't left, having woken up there this morning, and apologizing for not calling, but reminding Andy that he didn't have access to his phone while he was on the base. He was sure Andy would understand and the boys would just file it under 'Phil Being Phil.' It was supposed to be their last poker night before they all began strictly following quarantine, and he hoped the boys had had it without him.
Dr. Varma had come by and asked him to make sure he was keeping all of his data in a place where she could access it as well, and thanked him for documenting everything. She also told him that as soon as he felt safe coming out of the room, Major General Fielder had asked him to come by his office for a debrief.
He'd thanked her for the message and agreed to see the General as soon as Linda and Audrey woke up.
Linda was the first to awaken, something he found odd, considering she'd started the imprinting process a few minutes later than Audrey had. "Hey there, Captain Bad Ass Sleepyhead," he teased. "You feeling okay?"
"Okay?" Linda said with a giggle, rubbing her eyes. "Not gonna lie, I feel several years younger. I feel rejuvenated. I feel so full of energy, it's almost an alien sensation to me. I... I haven't really talked about this with anyone, but I've had this recurring pain in my calf for the last few years. It comes and goes, and it isn't nothing severe but it's still been this sort of familiar wound I've learned to live with. And that's all gone. I know, I know, you're thinking 'Linda, you just told me it comes and goes so maybe it's just gone for the moment, but I'm telling you, I don't know how I know it's gone, but I know I know it's gone. And that's strange. I feel like I should be bothered by that, but I'm not. My body's been changed. It's been
improved
, and that's so weird."
"I mean, we still don't fully understand everything the serum is doing, but in curing DuoHalo, it might be trying to repair as many other things in your body as it can. We built this thing to try and restore the human body, but the tech, it's evolving on its own."
"I thought you
created
the thing, Doctor Doctor. How can you not know how it's doing the things it's doing?" She didn't sound angry, more curious about what was going on.
"I
helped
create it, Linda, but I'm not the only person to have worked on it. It's been a team effort, and while I did a lot of the work on it, I don't think any single one of us knows everything about the serum we built. It's just that complicated."
"It's a pretty wondrous thing, this serum you've all built, especially if it's fixing things like old injuries and whatnot. So maybe something good is going to come out of this whole DuoHalo virus."
"I'm a little surprised Audrey's not awake yet," he sighed. "I've run her bloodwork and it came back clean, so I think she's fine. The general wants to see me, and I don't want to keep him waiting, but I don't want to leave her here unconscious."
"'m up, I'm up," Audrey said, stretching her arms out. "When Sharon said she and Nate felt energized the next morning, I chalked it up to them just not having a go at each other recently enough, but now I completely understand what they were on about. I'm buzzing, and it wasn't just the sex." She blushed a little bit, looking over at Phil. "Although the sex was magnificent. So we're... what is it, bonded now?"
"Something like that," Phil said. "I'm still not entirely sure what it means, but you've got some of my DNA running through you."
"Well, that's
obvious
, Phil," Audrey said with a giggle. "Has nobody had the birds and the bees talk with you?"
"I don't just mean semen, Audrey," he sighed. "I mean it's actually in your blood now, and I don't know entirely what that means. I'm going to be studying it, though, and so obviously you'll know as soon as I know."
Linda moved over and kissed Audrey, then helped her to her feet, before they moved over to Phil, each of them taking a turn kissing him. "We're a team now," Linda said, "a squad. You two are my ride or dies."
Phil smiled a little bit, hugging both women. "I'm truly lucky. Anyway, you two should get dressed, as I need to go and update the General on what happened last night. He'll probably want to talk to you as well, Linda, so you may want to hop through a shower and get freshened up."
"You really shouldn't go and see him without me, Phil," Linda said. "I've got a lot to add to that conversation, and I don't like you being anywhere without me."
"We're on the base, Lins, I'm fine, I'm perfectly safe."
"Look, let me get a quick shower in and then I'll go with you, and we can save each other a bunch of time, okay? Just trust me on this one."
He rolled his eyes a little bit. "Alright, fine. Go and have your shower, and then we'll go see the old battleaxe."
"You could shower with me?" she said, a glimmer of mischief in her eyes.
Twenty minutes later, they were both showered and dried off, and headed into Major General Fielder's office, the older man looking like he hadn't slept a wink in over a day. "First thing's first, Dr. Marcos," the General said to them. "Thank God you're okay. We'd be in loads of trouble if those men had succeeded in their abduction attempt with you."
"Did they successfully abduct Dr. McCallister, General?" Linda asked.
"That's part of our problem, Captain. As it turns out, Dr. McCallister wasn't
abducted
."
"That's... good, right?"
"He
defected
."