Chapter Thirty-One
May 11
th
, 2021
"I don't understand why you're not wearing a tie," Phil said to Andy in a grumbling tone of voice as the two sat in the back of the SUV on opposite sides, Lexi and Melody flanking Andy, Violet and Linda flanking Phil. Fi and Ming were in the car following behind them. "We're going to go see the President of the United States at her request and you look like you're going to take a meeting with the head of Warner Brothers."
"I told the President when I agreed to take this job in the Oversight Committee that I wasn't going to wear a suit and tie for anyone," Andy shot back. "I didn't wear a tie at my own wedding, and I had seven women pestering me about that, not just one."
"She's going to make a crack about you disrespecting her just because she's the first female President. You know that don't you?"
"Then I can make a crack about how she's asking a sci-fi writer for advice in dealing with world affairs and ask if I should consider starting my own religion," Andy chuckled.
"Thanks L. Ron."
"I'm sure I can come up with some bullshit electronic doodad to pretend to sense blerbtron rays that are slowly poisoning the moral turpitude of America," Andy said with a grin. "It would be nice to never pay taxes again. It's insane the shit people will believe if you simply present yourself as confident enough."
"Just don't go claiming you're a god or anything," Melody said to him.
"Oh, I'm never going to
declare
I'm a god, but if someone
asks
you if you're a god, you say yes," Andy laughed. "Have we learned nothing from our 'Ghostbusters'?"
"I, for one, know whom I am going to call," Linda jeered.
"You're not nervous about going to the White House?" Phil asked Andy.
"Of course I'm nervous, but if I stop and think about it, I'm only going to make myself more nervous, and what good is that going to do anyone? Besides, we're just doing what's been asked of us, and if we don't tell the President all this shit, who will?"
"Please, God, let it be anyone but us."
"Phil, baby, you helped save the
world
," Linda said to him. "Maybe a little less with the fear and nervousness?"
"You're not expected to give a presentation that includes words like 'survivability rate' and 'life adjustment,' Linda," Phil sighed, looking down at his hands. Phil had been veering back and forth between manic and depressed nonstop for the last few weeks. "Between the strange variants and the odd side effects, there's so much information to present to them that I'm surprised they didn't schedule us to be here for longer. We're going to have to be succinct and to the point on just about everything, and when she asks us to get into more details, we're still going to have to stick to the highlights and try not to get too in-depth."
"Cover the big stuff, Phil. And if you drop anything, I'll do what I can to pick it up," Andy said.
Looking out the window of the SUV, Andy was surprised to see there was a large crowd outside of the White House, although it seemed to be split into two groups, with a few women in law enforcement tactical gear in the midst, making sure there was a safe space in the middle, although both groups seemed to be shouting at each other furiously. He was sure Fi was taking plenty of photographs in the car behind them - that was why she'd traded places with Melody, so that she could move around a bit more and have more space to take pictures.
On the east side, Andy could see signs with slogans like "Men Have Rights Too!" "My Gun, My Life!" "The MPA Is a Death Sentence!" "A President Nobody Voted For!" "Nobody Owns Me!" "I Will Not Be Locked Up At Home!" "2022 Is Too Long To Wait For Elections!" "My Home Is Not a Prison!" "American Women First!" and, most depressingly, "I Will Die Free Instead of Living In Chains!" There were a few men out there, but for the most part, it was women holding the signs. What broke his heart was seeing a few young children out there, clearly kids no older than nine or ten, too young to truly understand what they were even doing.
On the west side, Andy could see contrasting signs with things like "Keep Our Men Safe!" "Our Country Trumps Your Personal Freedoms!" "The Next Generation Is Counting on Us!" "The Women Are In Charge Now!" "American Women First!" (a sign he was confused to see on
both
sides) "Our Turn To Legislate Your Bodies!" and, most remarkably, "We're Doing This For Your Own Good!" On that side, however, Andy couldn't see a single man, just lots and lots of angry women.
It was a stark reminder that even though the issues had changed, the country was still heavily divided. He'd been watching the news, and the reporting had been forced to change. Some of the issues that had been hot button issues before the plague were still there, just in new forms.
The entire "American Women First" movement had been a direct reaction to Operation: Funnel Cake, and they were starting to sound less and less like a bunch of pissed off women and more and more like an up-and-coming political movement. Their claims were that American women had been overlooked for better jobs and better pairings in favor of women being imported from overseas. It wasn't
entirely
inaccurate, but also ignored the point that the women who were protesting didn't have the skills, training or education needed to get the jobs that Funnel Cake was filling in. The AWF movement was, at least, correct that the American system could've been teaching and training upwards instead of replacements, something that was usually argued against with 'we don't have the time.'
Much of the last year had been soul crushing for a variety of reasons. Beyond all the deaths of so many millions of men and children, many women had been wracked by survivor's guilt, a sense that there was no rhyme or reason as to why they survived when their spouses and children hadn't. The number of people who had died by suicide had been terrifyingly on the incline, more women than men, even though the numbers for suicide had traditionally gone the other way. There had definitely been male suicides over the last year, but the reported count for women suicides was truly frightening, and quite sizably larger.
The loss of a lover or a child could tax even the strongest souls, but both was enough to break plenty of spirits.
The religious movement's pressure to try and influence the national debate had gotten wild, as abortion was no longer the number one hotplate issue. That award had fallen on whether religion would be taught in schools again. Schools were expected to reopen in the fall, not just lower-level schools, but universities as well. And colleges had begun making pitches for students of all ages to attend, hoping to lure lapsed twenty-somethings who'd never gone to college, offering highly discounted rates to Train Up America, giving skills to help replace lost workers and reestablish lost systems. Some of the more organized religious groups in America were pushing to make sure that they were getting their beaks wet with that policy as well.