Chapter Six
December 12
th
, 2020
Andy woke up at home in his own bed, and the first thing he did was glance at his watch, which told him he'd slept about 16 hours. It was just about noon the day after he'd gone to get Mali and Melody, and he felt more refreshed than he'd felt in a long while. His body felt strange, though, not quite the way it should.
"Oh hey! You're up!" Sarah's voice said and Andy glanced over to see her sitting in the big armchair that was off to the side of the master bed. She had her iPad in her lap, probably reading some screenplay. "We weren't entirely sure when you were going to be awake, so we wanted to be sure and totally have somebody here when you did. Lucky me, I won!" The tall redhead hopped up and moved over to lean down to press her lips against his, her tender fingers holding his face for a moment. "Just wait here, I'll be right back."
Andy found that the girls had brought him home, undressed him and put him to bed, his phone on its charger on the nightstand, along with his glasses. As Sarah darted out of the room, he reached over and grabbed his glasses, sliding them onto his face.
Then he began to worry.
Everything was blurry and distorted and his head hurt a little bit.
"Take those off, Andy," he heard Niko's voice from the door. "Then look up here and tell me who you see."
Andy slid the glasses off his face and then looked up to the doorway all the way across the room, finding with utter shock that he could see perfectly four of his partners with their backs against the wall, Sarah then Aisling then Moira and Niko there on the end. Each of them had on a different one of his t-shirts, with yoga pants on beneath them.
"Did you give me lasik when you had me knocked out?" Andy chuckled. "I see Sarah, Ash, Moira and you're there on the end, Niko. And I don't remember anyone telling you that my Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine t-shirt was fair game to borrow, Moira."
Moira grinned, giving him a cheeky wink. "Every one of your shirts is fair game to borrow, sweetness," she replied. "But you kin see it's a Carter shirt from there?"
"Yeah," Andy said. "My eyesight hasn't been this good since I was like ten. What happened?"
"What happened," Niko said, "is that you finally got a full regeneration, or as close to one as you're going to get." The four women moved over across the room, hopping up on the bed, slowly surrounding him, getting close. "That scar on your leg is completely gone, you're probably a bit more flexible than you used to be, your eyesight's back to at least 20/20 and there may have been a number of other fixes."
Andy was a little agape then held a fingertip up, keeping everyone quiet as he took a deep breath in, held it and then let it out, listening... to nothing. "Holy shit, my tinnitus is fucking
gone
. I knew, I just
knew
something was off when I woke up, and it was that I wasn't hearing that goddamn high-pitched humming that's plagued me for the last ten years. I'm so used to having it in the background that without it there, something felt off."
"You're probably going to be noticing lots of those things for the next week or two, because after your body goes through regen, you'll find lots of portions of your anatomy will have been tweaked and you won't even have realized it," Niko said to him. "It's almost like waking up in a brand-new body I'm told. Maybe I should get Alexis in here, since she's been through it."
"I guess I was just expecting that maybe I wasn't going to go through regeneration," Andy said. "Shouldn't it have happened by now?"
Niko giggled. "Mathematically and statistically?
Long
before this. Everyone during an imprinting has about a ten percent chance of triggering a regeneration, both men and women. Considering how many partners you've got, dear, it's a little mindboggling that you didn't hit a regeneration cycle before now."
Andy rubbed his eyes and felt that a few little bumps of skin he'd had on the outside of his eyelids were no longer there. It was odd, feeling portions of your body that didn't feel like you remembered them feeling, he thought to himself. "Any idea what's changed? Beyond the eyesight and the tinnitus?"
"Like I said, the scar on your leg healed up, and there were a handful of moles on your skin that you shed off in your sleep," Niko told him. "But considering most of the stuff is internal, you'll probably never know how much or little you actually changed."
He laughed a little bit, stretching his arms over his head. "I certainly feel more rested than I ever have before, like I've been sleeping for a thousand years."
"Just as long as a normal imprinter, so you probably didn't have anything severe the regeneration had to do," Niko told him. "It's not like it was regrowing you a limb or something."
"Can..." Andy frowned for a second. "Can it
do
that?"
"In some cases, yes, but they tend to be a little rare," Niko replied. "I sort of assumed you'd gone through a regeneration with Ash or Lauren before I entered your life, and you just didn't notice because your life was so damn busy."
"I think I'd have noticed suddenly not needing to wear glasses," he joked.
"That wasn't a given," Ash told him. "But you certainly would've noticed
something
."
"How many of the girls went through regeneration?"
"Well, you
knew
Alexis did, but so did Piper, Sheridan and Fiona," Moira told him, her Scottish brogue a bit more tempered now than it had been when she'd first arrived at the house. "An' me, too. I was a bit annoyed that ye never got to see my bullet scar, but maybe it's fer the best that it was gone."
Moira and Fiona had both been imprinted on him before he'd seen them in person, something that he'd had to explain to his friends several times was fine. Phil had been up in arms, saying that what the girls had subjected him to was borderline rape, but Andy had shut down that argument quickly, pointing out that he'd known Fiona was coming, and he'd agreed to whatever Fiona's condition was, sight unseen. Never once was a decision made without his knowledge, and Andy hadn't been at all bothered by it, but he could understand why Phil had made the mistake to jump to anger. Phil dealt with questionable people all the time, although thankfully didn't have any in his Team.
"I don't know," he said, leaning over to kiss Moira's cheek. "I think a bullet scar might've been kinda sexy."
"It hurt like shite when it got too cold, so I'm happy it's gone."
Andy laughed a little bit, moving to get up and out of bed. "Shit, I had some calls I was supposed to make last night. Did someone-?"
"I handled it, love," Ash told him as she slid off the bed next to him. "You had the call with the other publisher about the McTaggart manuscript you found, but that's pretty much just a formality. You know that and they know that. They're already ecstatic to find out that he left them one last mystery novel that they can cash in on, but to find out that he also left behind an autobiography? They're going to make an incredibly generous offer, and I figure we should honor the man's wishes and just let them print them books without any real input from us."
Andy started making his way towards the bathroom and his partners followed him into the large open space. "Well, minimal input," Andy said. "I don't want to change a word, but I want to make sure they're sticking to the cover aesthetic the guy had for all the other books, and that includes for his manuscript. Maybe I can write an epilogue for the autobiography, just explain how I came to get tangled up in all of this."