Chapter Twenty-Nine
May 5
th
, 2021
"You think this is a good idea?" Nathaniel asked Andy as they both tried to sit and wait patiently, glancing at their phones checking yet again for a message that still hadn't yet arrived.
"I think at this point there's enough rot that having two sets of eyes on the situation is probably for the best, don't you?" Andy shot back, checking to make sure the Glock he'd been given was secure in its holster.
"This is more than two pairs of eyes," Nathaniel said, gesturing to the group of security personnel gathered around them in the parking lot of the beach, ready to hop into their vehicles as soon as the message came. They were dressed in full combat gear, weapons at the ready, and there were a couple of members of the Air Force Security Forces from New Eden base as well, although most of the Air Force personnel were stationed on the other side of the target, where General Bonner was waiting with them. Even Andy and Nathaniel had on body armor. "I've got nearly my whole team here, except for the couple of people I left back at Watkins Manor to make sure it wasn't completely with its pants down."
"You call it that too?"
"What, referring to the house as Watkins Manor?"
"Yeah, I just started referring to my place as Rook Manor one day, and it stuck and I've been doing it ever since," Andy admitted.
"Sounds less pretentious than calling it a mansion, even if it is," Nathaniel said with a slight chuckle. "You're like me - you don't want to rub anyone's face in your wealth. That's one of the many reasons why we get along so well, I think."
"I didn't
have
any wealth until you came along, Nathaniel, so thank you again for that."
"It's only money," Nathaniel said with a laugh. "What can it really buy you?"
"Your security team for one."
"I suppose that's fair, but that feels more like a price of having money than a benefit," Nathaniel sighed almost a touch remorsefully.
"I'm a little surprised the head of your security team's a man, to be honest."
"Well, there's only so many slots in my personal life I can dedicate to bodyguards, so I ended up hiring Elliott and his team to provide a higher level of security," Nathaniel said. "It's kind of an elegant design - he basically knew security forces were going to be at a premium when the plague hit and so he insisted everyone on his team be an operator, so they could just become a new company, and, wham, bam, thank you ma'am, Bob's your uncle, here they are. Elliott's got ten women soldiers in his company, and his original wife is handling logistics and planning now, so that makes them officially Watkins' Dirty Dozen."
"Let's hope it ends better for yours than it did for the movie's."
"I still don't like you being here, sir," Octavia, Nathaniel's lead bodyguard said to him. "There's absolutely no reason we need to be putting ourselves at risk like this."
"Oh, relax," Lexi said with a chuckle. "I doubt anyone's even going to put up a fight. They aren't going to see it coming and we're going to roll in like we're carpet bombing them back into the stone age. The risk is very minimal."
"Minimal isn't zero," Octavia said, narrowing her Persian eyes at Andy's bodyguard. "I prefer keeping our risk at zero as much as possible, simply because knowing the principal goes down means not only does my paycheck dry up, there's a decent chance my life goes with it."
"Aren't you carrying a disaster kit?"
"Disaster kit?" Andy asked Lexi, arching an eyebrow.
Lexi blanched for a second, frowning slightly, as if she wished she hadn't said something. "Sorry boss, this is probably a lot more morbid than you'd want to know about, but I guess you do have the right to know that I'm carrying it." She reached into her satchel bag and pulled out a small brown pouch about the size of a large cellphone. "Disaster kit." She unzipped it and showed it to him. Inside there was a large, capped steel syringe and four empty vials, and immediately Andy understood what it was and what it was for.
In the event of his death, Lexi would go into partner salvation mode. She would extract as much necrotized semen from his dead testicles as she could and take it with her to make sure every one of his partners could be reassigned as quickly and safely as possible. It made sense, and he certainly didn't want anything to happen to his Team in the event of his death, but it certainly was gruesome thinking about how emergency contingency plans had been made in case the absolute worst happened to him, so having the plan in place made perfect sense.
Octavia nodded to Lexi. "I carry something like that, yes, but I hope to never have to use it."
"Me neither, but there's only so much control I have over this world, so it's better to be prepared and not need it than to need it and not have it," Lexi sighed, zipping the pouch up, tucking it back into her bag. "Were you annoyed when he decided to bring on a whole outside team to help you in your job? I imagine I might've been if Andy'd done it."
The Persian woman shook her head. Andy had wondered how her voice had gotten the Spanish tinge to her accent but didn't want to be impolite ask. "It makes my job easier, even if I dislike knowing they aren't quite as invested in my principal as I am."
Lexi laughed in agreement at that. "If he dies, they don't have to worry about finding somebody new to fuck. Yeah, I find that's incentive for me to keep Andy as safe as I can."
"I do not think your principal is quite as careless as mine is," Octavia said with a slight smirk.
"Oh, I'd happily put Andy up against Nathaniel any day."
"Hey!" Nathaniel laughed. "We're
right here
."
"And?" Octavia said, her smirk not having shrunk one bit.
"The things we put up with," Nathaniel said to Andy with a laugh of his own.
"Speak for yourself," Andy chuckled, glancing back out at the Pacific Ocean. "I'm happy to do whatever Lexi tells me in times of crisis."
"And when it's not times of crisis?" Lexi asked, arching one of her slender black eyebrows at him. "Why not then, hm?"
"Hey, the book tour went fine and you advised me not to do that at first."
"Fine, you mean, except for the shooting."