Chapter Twenty-Nine
May 5
th
, 2021
"You think this is a good idea?" Nathaniel asked Andy as they both tried to sit and wait patiently, glancing at their phones checking yet again for a message that still hadn't yet arrived.
"I think at this point there's enough rot that having two sets of eyes on the situation is probably for the best, don't you?" Andy shot back, checking to make sure the Glock he'd been given was secure in its holster.
"This is more than two pairs of eyes," Nathaniel said, gesturing to the group of security personnel gathered around them in the parking lot of the beach, ready to hop into their vehicles as soon as the message came. They were dressed in full combat gear, weapons at the ready, and there were a couple of members of the Air Force Security Forces from New Eden base as well, although most of the Air Force personnel were stationed on the other side of the target, where General Bonner was waiting with them. Even Andy and Nathaniel had on body armor. "I've got nearly my whole team here, except for the couple of people I left back at Watkins Manor to make sure it wasn't completely with its pants down."
"You call it that too?"
"What, referring to the house as Watkins Manor?"
"Yeah, I just started referring to my place as Rook Manor one day, and it stuck and I've been doing it ever since," Andy admitted.
"Sounds less pretentious than calling it a mansion, even if it is," Nathaniel said with a slight chuckle. "You're like me - you don't want to rub anyone's face in your wealth. That's one of the many reasons why we get along so well, I think."
"I didn't
have
any wealth until you came along, Nathaniel, so thank you again for that."
"It's only money," Nathaniel said with a laugh. "What can it really buy you?"
"Your security team for one."
"I suppose that's fair, but that feels more like a price of having money than a benefit," Nathaniel sighed almost a touch remorsefully.
"I'm a little surprised the head of your security team's a man, to be honest."
"Well, there's only so many slots in my personal life I can dedicate to bodyguards, so I ended up hiring Elliott and his team to provide a higher level of security," Nathaniel said. "It's kind of an elegant design - he basically knew security forces were going to be at a premium when the plague hit and so he insisted everyone on his team be an operator, so they could just become a new company, and, wham, bam, thank you ma'am, Bob's your uncle, here they are. Elliott's got ten women soldiers in his company, and his original wife is handling logistics and planning now, so that makes them officially Watkins' Dirty Dozen."
"Let's hope it ends better for yours than it did for the movie's."
"I still don't like you being here, sir," Octavia, Nathaniel's lead bodyguard said to him. "There's absolutely no reason we need to be putting ourselves at risk like this."
"Oh, relax," Lexi said with a chuckle. "I doubt anyone's even going to put up a fight. They aren't going to see it coming and we're going to roll in like we're carpet bombing them back into the stone age. The risk is very minimal."
"Minimal isn't zero," Octavia said, narrowing her Persian eyes at Andy's bodyguard. "I prefer keeping our risk at zero as much as possible, simply because knowing the principal goes down means not only does my paycheck dry up, there's a decent chance my life goes with it."
"Aren't you carrying a disaster kit?"
"Disaster kit?" Andy asked Lexi, arching an eyebrow.
Lexi blanched for a second, frowning slightly, as if she wished she hadn't said something. "Sorry boss, this is probably a lot more morbid than you'd want to know about, but I guess you do have the right to know that I'm carrying it." She reached into her satchel bag and pulled out a small brown pouch about the size of a large cellphone. "Disaster kit." She unzipped it and showed it to him. Inside there was a large, capped steel syringe and four empty vials, and immediately Andy understood what it was and what it was for.
In the event of his death, Lexi would go into partner salvation mode. She would extract as much necrotized semen from his dead testicles as she could and take it with her to make sure every one of his partners could be reassigned as quickly and safely as possible. It made sense, and he certainly didn't want anything to happen to his Team in the event of his death, but it certainly was gruesome thinking about how emergency contingency plans had been made in case the absolute worst happened to him, so having the plan in place made perfect sense.
Octavia nodded to Lexi. "I carry something like that, yes, but I hope to never have to use it."
"Me neither, but there's only so much control I have over this world, so it's better to be prepared and not need it than to need it and not have it," Lexi sighed, zipping the pouch up, tucking it back into her bag. "Were you annoyed when he decided to bring on a whole outside team to help you in your job? I imagine I might've been if Andy'd done it."
The Persian woman shook her head. Andy had wondered how her voice had gotten the Spanish tinge to her accent but didn't want to be impolite ask. "It makes my job easier, even if I dislike knowing they aren't quite as invested in my principal as I am."
Lexi laughed in agreement at that. "If he dies, they don't have to worry about finding somebody new to fuck. Yeah, I find that's incentive for me to keep Andy as safe as I can."
"I do not think your principal is quite as careless as mine is," Octavia said with a slight smirk.
"Oh, I'd happily put Andy up against Nathaniel any day."
"Hey!" Nathaniel laughed. "We're
right here
."
"And?" Octavia said, her smirk not having shrunk one bit.
"The things we put up with," Nathaniel said to Andy with a laugh of his own.
"Speak for yourself," Andy chuckled, glancing back out at the Pacific Ocean. "I'm happy to do whatever Lexi tells me in times of crisis."
"And when it's not times of crisis?" Lexi asked, arching one of her slender black eyebrows at him. "Why not then, hm?"
"Hey, the book tour went fine and you advised me not to do that at first."
"Fine, you mean, except for the shooting."
"That wasn't at or
about
me."
"It was still
near
you."
"So was the shootout at the house," Andy laughed, "and I listened perfectly well then." He turned to glance over at Elliott, pressing his hands together in gratitude. "Thanks again for coming to our rescue there," he told the older man. "I know it might've looked like we had it under control, but I was nervous as all hell, especially considering we had C4 on the vault door."
"It didn't have detonators in it, Andy, I told you!" Lexi protested, still grinning while she did, as if she found his nervousness charming.
"Not a problem, sir," Elliott told him, his voice deep and gravelly, like a thousand cowboys on a million dusty roads. "We were happy to help, and no, sir, you did not look much like you had it under control. You looked like a handful of kindergarteners who'd managed to accidentally get a grizzly bear into a bear trap. I think you were still more scared of them than they were of you, and you lot had them in handcuffs and naked after they'd rescued you from their countrywomen." Elliott's face hinted at a smile he wasn't allowing himself to show. "The Air Force must've very much had their hands full to have such a shitty response time."
"Their people took swings at General Bonner, my friend Phil Macros, his co-worker Bill McKenna, and a few others, but I guess they thought getting the public face of the American response to DuoHalo would be a feather in their cap, so they sent their meanest crew after me. Thankfully, the Empty Wives team was there to handle them, otherwise shit would've definitely gone sideways pretty damn quickly."
"Hell of a few weeks you've had, Andy," Nathaniel said with a smile.
"And I'm still not out of the soup yet," Andy said, glancing back at his phone once more, cursing how long the other team was taking to get in place. The last thing he wanted was for them to get spotted and people to have a chance to prepare for their arrival. "I don't know why, but I've got a pretty bad feeling that LP's deep in the weeds and needs our help a great deal."
"I thought you said the visit was hard to get a read on," Nathaniel said.
"That's true, but the fact that we weren't allowed to speak to LP alone at any time while we were there?" Andy shook his head with a sigh. "Something was very much not right with him, and even going through their tour felt... off."
"Did they get hit by a CCP strike team as well?" Lexi asked Andy.
"They did, but according to the information they sent up the food chain, they 'handled it,' although details beyond that are a little sketchy," Andy said.
"Details for anything about that place are
super
sketchy," she grumbled.
"I agree with you, Lexi, and that's why we're where we are."
Andy's secure line message terminal chirped and he glanced down eagerly to read the message.