The burn is accelerating, but they aren't there yet.
In case you missed
Provocation 2
, I accidentally posted it as Erotic Coupling, not Group Sex
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Provocation - Three
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We finally stopped kissing and got the forks untangled. I really need to start paying a lot more attention when loading this new dishwasher...
For some 'unaccountable' reason, Gwen and I were both now starving and immediately made dinner, even if it was extraordinarily early for us. It was just hamburgers, but we found ourselves at the table, sponging at mostly empty plates with leftover fries to scrounge the juices left by the patties.
"So, how was work for you?" I finally asked. We had discussed my hectic day by this point, or at least the work component thereof.
"Bland, mostly. Did have one interesting phone call," Gwen said casually.
"Ha! I knew you'd call her," I laughed.
"She called me," Gwen said, sticking her tongue out at me. "She was kind of upset at first."
"What? Wait. Really?" I yelped. Ron hadn't said...
"She was afraid that she and Ron had gotten out of line and corrupted us!"
I laughed with her at that. "But she isn't mad at Ron?" I wanted to confirm.
"No! I got the explicit information that they spent as much of the weekend joined at the hips as we did," Gwen replied drily.
How much 'explicit information' did women exchange?
"I reassured her and explained the whole Provoking thing," Gwen said as we moved into the living room to sit on the couch.
"Oh?"
"We agreed that it sure worked for all of us. But we both suspect it would not for most people."
I nodded at that. "Yeah," I thought out loud. "I feel like I have more trust in you than a lot of guys manage."
"That's what we agreed," Gwen replied. "Between you and me, that's why I wasn't feeling so dicey after the dance club as I was after having Ron and Cathy over. Our single gang are all very single. Teasing any of them isn't going to piss anybody else off!"
"It is simpler there," I nodded. "I'm glad to hear all is good then."
She poked me. "Like you didn't call Ron the second your ass hit your chair at the office."
"Of course," I shrugged. "We had much the same conversation, in different terms." I looked at my woman. "You may expect that Ron will hit on you again when we go over there Friday."
Gwen pretended to gasp. Then she grabbed my hand. "Should I feel bad that I'm looking forward to that?"
I wasn't sure if she was asking if she should be apologizing to me for looking forward to it, or she herself should feel bad for looking forward to it.
I shrugged. "Well, I'm sure looking forward to hitting on Gwen!"
"I'll bet," she poked me again, a bit... provoked. "Her and her bazongas!"
"They are... different," I said slyly.
I was starting to get a sore rib from all the poking.
"Just remember," I said, holding her close to prevent any further stiff digits in my side, "your bazongas are, and forever will be, my favorite bazongas."
"Durn tootin'," Gwen said, snuggling in against me.
And with that, we turned on the TV to catch NCIS.
*
The week was uneventful, except that Gwen came home on Wednesday to tell me she had had lunch with Sammy, as they often did.
"Carl, I almost started flirting with him," Gwen said, not guiltily, but still somehow giving the impression that she'd dodged a bullet.
"He'd have liked that," I said slowly. "Why didn't you?"
"Duh, you weren't there. No way I'd want to waste a chance to provoke you!"
"I still think you'd have had fun," I teased.
"Yeah, I would have," Gwen said, almost defiantly. "But," she shrugged, "not as much fun as if you were there to get all horny watching."
"I'm getting horny now, thinking about it," I sort of joked. I stopped and humphed to myself as I realized something. "Honestly, with someone like Sammy, where I already know the undercurrent, I think I could probably be sufficiently provoked by a later retelling." Gwen eyed me dubiously. "I'd still rather have the chance to be provoked in person," I added, realizing that in the moment.
"Hmmm. And I'd much prefer to provoke you in person." Gwen said, giving me a stern but friendly eye. "But while no sane woman is going to encourage her man to go around flirting up a storm in her absence... I think a little ex-post-facto provocation would be okay from you, too. Maybe. Let's think a bit more on that one before we set any rules there on one side or the other."
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Getting dressed on Friday evening was slower than usual. My hands kept getting in the way as Gwen tried to put on her clothes. Had I gotten frisky like this a month ago, she would have laughed and slapped my hands away with an appreciative smile, but I would have been expected to behave myself thereafter.
Friday, she kept wandering back within my reach...
We managed to arrive only a few socially acceptable minutes late, but I had to speed a little on the drive over to pull that off.
Cathy, when she finally opened the door to us, announced, "Thank God you two are late tonight, like normal people! I'm still not quite ready in the kitchen, but if you had arrived on time, it would have been embarrassing!"
"Can't have anyone being embarrassed," I said, stepping through the door and extending my hand to Ron, who stood behind Cathy.
"Drink, anybody?" he asked the room, letting go of my hand after a firm shake.
"Please," Gwen said brightly, before either Cathy or I could say the same.
"I'll take a Stinger, Ron," Cathy said, starting to dash for the kitchen. "Hold it for me while I get things... put back together in there!"
Gwen and I flanked Ron as he moved to his little bar in the corner of the living room.
"Make it easy on yourself," Gwen said to Ron. "Stingers all around."
I had heard of Stingers, and had recipes for them in several books, but I'd never had one.
As Ron uncorked his brandy, Gwen went on in an almost sing-song voice. "So, something got messed up in the kitchen? Did you get in Cathy's way, Ron?" she asked sweetly.
He tilted his head in her direction. "Possibly," he said slyly.
"Well, I hope she at least enjoyed the interruption..." she teased, clasping her hands behind her back to thrust her chest forward a touch.
"I think she may have."
"I'll bet she usually does," Gwen bore on, actually closing toward Ron just a half step.
"I aim to please," he practically leered back.
They both shot a glance at me, standing about two feet from Ron on the other side.
I rolled my eyes. "Quit distracting Ron," I scolded Gwen. "At least until after he's finished making my drink."
Ron stiffened fractionally at my proviso, and Gwen gave me a provoked look like I had been the one flirting.
Interesting reaction. I filed it away for future consideration.
Whatever mess Ron's impertinence had made in the kitchen, it had already been mostly cleaned up before we had arrived, or it had not been that big in the first place, because Cathy was already coming back out of the kitchen by the time Ron started handing out chilled coupes of minty goodness.
"Wow!" I said brightly. "You handled that quickly, Cathy." I smiled as brightly at her.
She looked back at me for half a beat, then visibly drew a deeper breath than needed before she smiled and replied, "I think you will find that I am quite skilled with my hands."
Oh, really? Game on.
"I look forward to experiencing the results of your skills," I said back swiftly. I may have oiled up my voice a little.