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Polyandrous
: The act of one woman living with or married to more than one man at the same time.
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I'm Pam, and I may be the only woman you ever heard of that is really living in a polyandrous relationship. Yup, I live with two men. The three of us even sleep together in the same king sized waterbed - with little me in the middle!
First I guess I need to tell you a little about me. I am a stew...oops, that's not politically correct these days. I am a flight attendant. I am based out of San Jose, California for a large airline and do short hops so I am back in town each night. I'm 32 years old, 5' 6", 125 lbs, have blue eyes, and long blond hair. And just in case you are wondering, while I am not a dumb blond, I do get a lot of mileage out of a good dumb blond act! The part most men seem to want to know about is the nice ass, something of a waist, and 36B tits with nice long nipples. If you think the tits are small, well, I never had any complaints and the two guys I live with have no use for "enhanced" boobs.
My two guys are Bob, an electronics technician, and Bill, a tailor. Bob works for one of those big semiconductor plants here in the valley, and fixes all of our electronic stuff. Bill works for a really swanky department store and makes some custom clothes on the side. He also makes some really sexy clothes for me. They both manage to keep my car going, which is nice since I don't know anything about it. Light bulbs are a mystery to Bill, Bob couldn't thread a needle if he had to, and I think I am seeing magic happen every time I start my car, but we get along together just fine. They are both about six feet tall and have a nice build. No, not "hunks," but very nice. While they both work out, I don't expect to ever see them on the cover of Muscle Magazine. They are also what they call semi-bi. They like oral sex with each other, but don't do the anal thing and really don't love other men. Come to think of it, I don't think you could say that the were in love with each other either. They have just lived together for a number of years for the reason I mentioned earlier; money.
We live in the Silicon Valley in California (basically the San Jose area) and got into this arrangement for one big reason; money. Okay okay, the sex was a real plus too! It is expensive as all hell to live here, but that's where we lived and that's where our jobs were. If you split a $1,200 a month rent three ways, life is a lot better. That $1,200 a month by the way isn't for some swanky place, but rather one that you wouldn't mind having your friends see you living in.
I started dating Bob about a month before the night I am about to tell you about, and got to know his roommate, Bill, through him and by going over to the apartment they shared. This relationship as such really got started when I was over there one night. The three of us had gone out to see a movie and came back to their place. We had a few drinks and the subject of the conversation got around to sex. It wasn't too long before they got out a porno movie they had. We sat on the couch, me in between the two of them, watching it and making cracks about the positions the actors and actresses were using, the "enhanced" tits, and the pretty lame situations that let up to them screwing each other. Most of the scenes were one woman and one man. Then there was the token lez scene. The last scene was one woman and two men. She ended up blowing one guy while the other guy had her doggie style. Then the two guys traded places. I had been pretty vocal through most of the movie, but had been rather quiet during that scene. That scene ended the usual way for a porn flick. Sitting there with these two guys, having a few drinks, and watching this scene really got me horney. "I really want to try that someday." I said softly and to no one in particular.
"What's wrong with tonight?" It was Bill. I had never gone out with Bill, much less slept with him. A couple of drinks had loosened his tongue up!
"You two up to turning me into a sandwich?" I blurted out. Right after the words were out I couldn't believe I had really said that! I mean I knew about Bill and Bobs sexual relationship (which I just assumed happened when neither had a girl), but I had just assumed they didn't mind sharing. Most guys I have known just weren't into that. I had also just assumed that Bob wouldn't mind sharing me with his roommate!
"Okay with us!" Bob said. "Just as long as you think you can handle the two of us." He was grinning from ear to ear.
Wow, so much for the sharing me question. Looking at his pants I decided that either he still enjoyed this movie that they had probably seen several times before or the idea of the two of them having me at the same time was really turning him on. I glanced over at Bill's crotch and noticed that he was in the same condition; either fully hard or just about. They were all turned on by the idea and I knew I certainly was. It was time to get this thing started. "Well, boys," I said as I got up from between them on the couch and moved to the center of the room facing them, "does this body look like it can handle the two of you?" I reached up behind my back and unzipped my dress. It was an expensive, short, form fitting one, low cut in the front, with a zipper in the back that went from the neck to my waist. I moved my shoulder a little and the dress fell to my waist.
"Mmmmmm.....it might." said Bob. "It's a little too covered up so it's hard to tell for sure."
"Keep going." teased Bill, "You certainly have our undivided attention."
"I don't know about you attention, but I'm sure I have your undivided lust! How long has it been since you got laid Bill?"
"Too long... Keep going!"
"It's been a long time. He's really horney. Besides, his last date was a dog that didn't put out."