So I was hanging out with my buddies at Paxton's on a Thursday night. We went to Paxton's every Thursday night because it was 25 cent beer night. I was there with the regular Thursday night group, Dan, Mike, Justin and "The Boz". I barely knew the guy's real name. Everyone called him that. He wasn't in our normal group and we only usually saw him on 25 cent beer night. I'm Corey and I'm pretty much average in every way. The only regular that wasn't there was Curtis. Curtis had a date with a new girl. It was slightly annoying that the girl's birthday was on Thursday, but we were happy he finally found someone new.
Curtis had a long-term girlfriend, Kaitlin, that he had actually bought an engagement ring for. Then, he found out she was screwing an 18 year old guy that was in high school! We were all 24ish, so that was kind of weird. She wasn't an amazing looking girl but not ugly. About 5'3", tan, not alot for tits, maybe a B cup and honestly, she was a little frumpy. She was kind of a bitch too. She liked fancy food, bed and breakfasts, wine tasting and a spa day - but didn't have money to pay for any of that. She was the kind of girl that nothing Curtis did was ever good enough for her.
So you probably guessed who walked into Paxton's - Kaitlin and a friend we'd never seen before. Of course the conversation turned to how much of a bitch she is. It wasn't too long before the waitress came over with 5 beers for us and lets us know they are compliments of Kaitlin. She waves and smiles at us. We gave her a little wave, and I said to the table, "Wow, you spent a dollar twenty-five on us you stupid slut" Then we notice that she has apparently been working out in the last 6 months because she doesn't look as frumpy as we remember. She looked pretty fit actually. And her friend was really hot! She was tall and thin with a cute ass and two perky little bumps in the front of her shirt.
Boz wanted to go talk to them, and while we were debating if we would go talk to them or if we would definitely fucking not go talk to them (like everyone else wanted), they came over to our table. Kaitlin told us how she was sorry it didn't work out with Curtis and she never meant to hurt him. She realized that they weren't a good couple but didn't know how to end it without hurting him and on and on. I was feeling too good to confront her about that.
I was just trying to hit on her friend. She seemed into me too. Her name was Amanda. She was a KC Royals fan, so we talked about that. Then of course we talked about the bars downtown and what we liked to drink. She was kind of a hit with the whole table actually. I think everyone got a chance to talk to her. She had long black hair and pale smooth skin. She had obviously curled her hair and it looked nice. She was wearing a white button up shirt and I could tell she had a pink bra underneath. It was hard to get a peak of her cleavage and I was trying hard not to get caught. After about 45 minutes, they went back to their table. We continued to talk amongst ourselves. Mostly, we were giving each other shit that no one got Amanda's number.
We had almost moved on to a new topic when I got a text from a new number "Hey, it's Amanda. Meet me in the handicapped stall in the women's room at 11 for some fun ;) (kiss emoji). Now keep in mind I had been drinking. My mind raced. Was this for real? This kind of thing doesn't happen to me, but it does happen, right? You hear about this all the time. She touched my hand while we were talking and kind of gave me a look. Maybe that meant something? It was 10:55.
5 minutes has never passed so slowly. I was glad I hadn't masturbated last night. I would be ready to go if it was on. Or maybe she just meant making out? That would be slightly disappointing but still awesome, and maybe if she has fun, she would go out with me and bang me for a few months. Damn, only 10:57.
I don't want to be early. The bar was pretty much empty by now. We don't, but most people get loaded on cheap beer at Paxton's and leave for a cooler bar later on. So hopefully it wouldn't draw any attention if I slipped into the women's room. 10:59. It'll probably take me a minute to walk to the restrooms, so I make my way over there, take a look to see if anyone is watching and slip inside. Luckily, no one is in there that I can see, but hopefully one beautiful lady will be in the handicapped stall. I push open the door and there's Amanda - and Kaitlin. My face drops and say, "Kaitlin, What are you doing here?"
"I see you got our text." Says Kaitlin.
"Yeah, I thought it would just be Amanda. What's the deal?"
Just then someone else comes into the handicapped stall. It's Dan. "What the fuck?" He exclaims.
"Did you get a text from Amanda?" I ask.
"Yeah, it didn't say anything about two dudes." It figures Dan would get suckered into this. He notoriously had a tough time getting laid. I was starting to question what was wrong with me that I would fall for this. Just then we got more company. Justin came in.
"Kaitlin, What the hell? What is this?"
"I will explain. I have a fun surprise for everyone" she said.
It was actually not much of a surprise when Mike poked his head in the door.
"Oh, bad girl to guy ratio - I'm out of here." He said.