Short story, just a bit of fun. i did have a physical with a battle axe and a student nurse. The high point was when each woman was holding one of my balls, and I started giggling. Battle axe asked me what was so funny. i said, "I've had dreams like this!" They were not amused. Rest assured, nobody under 18, any resemblance to any one blah, blah, blah. You know the drill. It's a fantasy! Short and sweet. Keep all arms and legs in the vehicle at all times, and be nice in your comments please! The fantastic Darker Binding pointed out my endless mistakes editing this. Any mistakes remaining are mine alone. There is a tiny bit of incest in this, so if that's not good for you...STOP READING NOW. Go watch TV. Remember, tongue in cheek while reading. Go get a damn physical. It won't be as good as this one, I guarantee it!
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Physical
I had been waiting an hour at the doctor's office for my annual Department of Transportation physical and I was watching the doc literally running out the door.
"- what is the b/p? What is the blood type? Well at least start him on ringers. Call around and see if you can get some A-B neg. We have a list of emergency donors. Is the surgical team standing by yet? I'll be there in 8 minutes, yes!" ...and he was out of the door. I saw my physical leaving with him. The doctor had left the building! Shit!
"Mr. Simmons? Right this way." An older nurse with Gladis on her name tag pointed to the exam room.
"Good night girls! Have a cold one on me!" She called out to the bunch of other nurses who were leaving en masse.
"Gladis, do you want me to stay with you for security?" One of the other nurses asked her. Gladis looked at me.
"I won't let anything happen to Gladis. I'll escort her to her car when we're done as well. I'll see to it that she's well taken care of," I said to them. It did not occur to me that they might be worried about ME being a problem.
"Gladis, if you would rather reschedule..." I said to her.
"No. You've been waiting very patiently for over an hour. This won't take long. I do have a young nursing student... Would you object to her being here with us as we do your physical? She is still learning what to do and how to do it. I would greatly appreciate it."
"No, Gladis, I'm fine with her being there. Everyone has to start somewhere right?" I said, thinking back to my own humble beginnings!
"Ok. Thank you... Cindy get the keys and lock the front door, and check for any stragglers!" She spoke to a twenty-something-year-old, red-haired young woman. Cindy hurried, locking up and checking for anyone else in the building. I'm pretty sure it was just us three, as the staff had run out the door at closing time.
"Everyone else is gone, Nurse McKenzie. It's just you, me, and him! What should I do now?" Cindy asked.
"Let's get... I'm sorry what is your name again?" She looked at me, waiting.
"Oh sorry, I'm daydreaming. I'm Jack Simmons." I reflexively extended my hand. She shook it gently.
"Gladis McKenzie. Our young nurse in training is Cindy Jones." Cindy waved. Gladis was all business. She was like a battle-hardened warrior, and I thought of her like a battleax. She was very brusque and businesslike in her interactions, reminding me of a drill sergeant.
Gladis was 5 foot 7 and about 140 pounds of "tough". She had quite a big rack, especially given that she was on the petite side. They were at least 44 or 48 double 'D' tits and she also had a nice big phat ass, but her waist was quite slender. Gladis wore the conventional old-style nurse's outfit with a white skirt, top, and stockings. She was obviously very old-school.
Gladis wore a white lab coat in the stifling heat of the tiny exam room. I guess, because patients had to disrobe in these little rooms, they were kept at high temperatures for women's comfort. Perhaps some guys like the heat as well, but not me. It was too damn hot, like a damned sauna in the small space.
Gladis removed her lab coat, and I was amazed that her dark and hardened big nipples showed right through her straining bra and her white silk blouse, which was decorated with lace trim. Damn! Her huge tits were riding high and proud on her chest. I was very mistaken about their size. They looked more like "DDD" or "E" cups and were quite beautiful. I noticed as she sat down, her stockings were held up with garter straps. I didn't know they were still made! Very sexy, especially with her four-inch heels. I wonder if she knew how sexy her outfit was to me? She looked very good indeed.
"Gladis, I'm surprised that you wear heels instead of flats," I mentioned. "They are nice though. Sexy," I said. She smiled when I said that. I think she blushed a little.
"I just put them on and put away the flats. We go for a drink after work, so I swap them out. Are you checking me out?" She smiled at me for the first time, uh, ever. Now I blushed.
"Yes," I said, "I noticed the very expensive white silk blouse and the super sexy garters. Silk stockings? Very nice," I responded.
Her protege, Cindy Jones, was tall and slender, except for fairly large breasts, perhaps 36 or 38 'D' cup and a big heart-shaped behind. She was dressed in ugly, shapeless scrubs, but not much could hide her svelte fantastic body. The girl would make a burlap bag look good!
After they checked my vital signs, weight, and height, they started on the regular health questions.
"I'm going to ask you the standard things. You just say yes or no, ok?" Gladis asked me a bunch of questions. Had I ever had this disease or that type of condition, then she handed the paperwork over to Cindy to finish up. Cindy asked me the last few questions and said, "We need to check for a hernia."
Gladis started unbuttoning my shirt. I work out hard three or four times a week. The secret to a decent physique is not the working out part, which is very important of course, but rather it is in the days off, that muscles are allowed to rest and rebuild. It is in this rebuilding process that muscle mass and shape can be greatly improved without resorting to potentially dangerous drugs. Getting decent sleep helps as well. With my recent divorce, for the last three months, I was getting plenty of sleep! So I was in pretty good shape.
As her nimble fingers unbuttoned my shirt, both women had an involuntary gasp. I think I surprised them both.
"Wow, very nice!" Cindy spoke in glee, staring at my abdomen.
