I've learned that old habits can be a source of hot sex.
My wife and I were walking on a beach along the Oregon Coast. It was an early spring day. Partly cloudy, 65 degrees. Idyllic for Oregon.
As we walked we were talking about a mutual friend, Maggie.
Maggie had recently divorced after 20 years. She and her husband fell out of love.
A few months ago, Maggie went to Portland to get a boob job. I've been trying to get a good look at her new boobies with no luck.
Shelly and I were talking about Maggie's new dating experiences and her disillusionment. She's tried Match online and keeps getting the Goober's who are either just cheating on thier spouse or aren't looking for a serious relationship.
Shelly told me that Maggie was going to meet a new "match" at a local beach bar that night. I suggested that we also go to the same bar for a bite to eat as an excuse to meet Maggie and her date.
Before we drove to the bar, we had a few drinks at home. Shelly likes her fruity drinks and one stiff drink makes her loose.
When we arrived at the bar, we noticed Maggie sitting with a 30 something couple and a 50ish looking guy. We sat at a table nearby and waved at Maggie. She came over and it was clear that she had been drinking a few already. She hugged Shelly and gave me a slow kiss on the cheek that slid to the corner of my mouth. I felt a strange tingling in my pants. Maggie asked Shelly to go to the restroom with her.
As I sat at the table I ordered drinks for Shelly and I and pretended not to take interest in Maggie's date and friends. But I really did check them out. The 30 something couple were your average Oregonians, tattooed and a bit out of shape. She was blonde (bleach blonde), small tits, a muffin top spilled out over her jeans, I guessed she was 5'6". He was also tattooed, shaved head, beard. I guessed him to be 5'11" and 200 lbs.
Maggie's date was about 5'8", physically fit with jet black hair.
They were all drinking craft beer.
When Shelly and Maggie came back from the rest room, Shelly told me that the date was a bust and Maggie was trying to figure a way out or to liven up the date.
I could tell that they were all pretty toasted so I offered to drive us all back to Maggie's place for drinks and talk after Shelly and I ate our dinner.
Maggie's house is on the beach. She lives in Cannon Beach and Haystack Rock is her view from her back deck.
We have a large Suburban and it was easy for us to drive the whole group.
During the drive we all talked and laughed. I asked everyone if they needed anything before we arrived at Maggie's place. The 30 something couple, Jillian and Brad whispered to each other and asked if i would stop at a pot shop.
As I looked in the rear view mirror I could see the look of surprise in Maggie's eyes. She said that was okay if they smoked it outside of her house.
I found a pot shop and they went in and were out quickly. While we waited Shelly, who was drunk since leaving the bar, said that she would smoke pot too if they offered.
When we got to Maggie's place, Maggie gave her guests a tour. After restroom breaks we found ourselves on the deck. It was dark. It was cold. I suggested that we all hop in the hot tub.
By now, Jillian and Brad had pulled out a pre-roll and lit it up. They passed it to Shelly, who said she would if Maggie and her date Alan would too.
Jillian handed the doobie to Alan who took a drag and passed it to Maggie. Soon we were all stoned.
We were drinking too. A beer for me and the guys, a glass if wine for the girls.
I talked to Alan. His story was pretty much the same as Maggie's, failed marriage, no children at home, ex ran off with a swinging friend.
I asked him to clarify. He told me that he and his ex wife were involved with a swinger group and his wife ran off with a single dude half her age, a black guy with a dick as big as her arm. He told me that Jillian and Brad were also a part of the swinger group and they were along on the date for moral support.
I was glad to be stoned because I wondered how I was going to help my friend get out of this crazy, sexy predicament.