INTRO
This stand-alone story revolves around the morally flexible family introduced in my other tale "The Farmer's Ball." This time Alys joins her mother and other 18+ women under a sheet for a much needed anonymous dicking.
Sean was scrolling through his phone, sipping on a mug of coffee, as Alys and his wife Polly prepared breakfast when a message pinged.
"If that's one of your fishing buddies tell them to piss off. You promised to take us into town today," scowled Polly as she followed a ladle of crempog batter onto the baking stone.
"No, no, no, it's off Tom's wife. Asking if we're going to Tilly's blanket party. First I've heard of it."
Polly checked her phone, one new message, "Oh invite came through last night, didn't hear it. I take it you're up for it?"
"Oh I can't go fishing but second there's a chance of dick it's drop everything."
"So that's a no then?" Laughed Polly.
"Oh go on then you've talked me into it. Be good to have one again."
"Blanket party, is that like a toga party or something?" Inquired Alys.
"Bloody hell, didn't they teach you anything at college? You spend half your life with your nose in your phone surely you're not that naive?"
"Aw leave her alone or I'll say we can't come."
"We should bring her, a good dicking would do her the world of good."
Alys butted in "Mam, what's he on about?"
"OK, how to explain this? Well, there's a large round table in the middle of the room. All the women link arms and bend over them. Then a big sheet is thrown over so only their bottom sticks out."
"And where does dad come into all this? "
"Well, the men leave for a few mins until we undress and slip into our nighties. Got to be white so we all look the same. Then when we're all hidden we give them a shout to come in."
"So, your partners got to guess who you are?"
"Christ on a fucking bike. No, we just pick a pussy we like the look of and plough the shit out of it. No one knows who's fucking who. That's the whole idea."
"Why the nighties then?"
"Cos the table's cold." Giggled Polly sarcastically.
"Is everyone done at the same time?"
"Ah, now that's the fun part. You always have more women than men. Under the sheet, if you're not getting fucked you get to watch the faces of those who are until it's your turn."
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"Aye, I like to get at least three in before I blow my nut, matter of pride."
"Your dad's right you know though. A good dicking would do you good. Might prevent all that gender hopping that's going around. Didn't have that back in our day."
"Mothers right, you've not brought a guy home in over a month, not gone rainbow have we?"
"No, just not been bringing them home that's all," replied Alys as she plonked a pile of crempogs on the table, "so who goes to these things?"
"Depends who's hosting and how big their table is. Need a decent size one, we could barely get 6 around this one," replied Polly.
"Remember when Gary brought his son along? Barely parted the muff when he came. Didn't know who was more embarrassed him or his son."
"Well, he was just 18, got to expect a bit of nerves. You get all ages, right up to coffin dodgers. You don't mind a few extra wrinkles on your dick do you?"
Alys didn't answer the question. She knew they knew she'd recently been done by a 50-year-old. "So, she can't see but the men must have a fair idea just looking at the legs and stuff, right?"
"Sean, without turning round, what colour top am I wearing?" Silence followed "See men aren't that observant. Did you know men only see in colours that are in the rainbow song? Red and yellow and pink and green; purple and orange and blue."
"Yeah, but we'll recognise a fat arse when we see one."
The night in question soon came around. Alys slipped into her new nightie. A simple generic white polyester one picked for a few pounds from a supermarket. It wasn't something she'd normally wear as she preferred to sleep in just her panties. Polly, dressed in a matching nightie was pleased her daughter had agreed to join them but wasn't surprised. What right-minded young woman would turn down such an opportunity? They both threw on a warm coats for the journey and made their way to the car.
"Bloody hell, whack the heating up. It's freezing," complained Polly.
"It is February, what do you expect? Should have worn something warmer," jested Sean. "All set Alys? Remember when the dick goes in give it three squeezes, that way I'll know to pull out."
"You'll probably point me out to your mate."
"If ten-inch Tony's there point me out, replied Polly."
"Seriously though, should be a good night. You'll enjoy it, you know if any of your mates are coming?"
"If they are they're keeping quiet about it."
The family were welcomed into the home, an old well lived in farmhouse nestled away in a valley overlooking the estuary. Alys had been here before, many years ago, and little had changed. She was slightly relieved none of her close friends was there but she recognised enough faces not to feel totally lost.
The centrepiece of the main room was a large stout circular table that looked too big for the room. More importantly there was a classic beige buffet upon it. Alys took a plate and joined the small crowd circling it.
"Alys, I heard a rumour you were coming. You been to one of these before?" It was her mothers friend Kathy but all eyes turned on Alys.
"First time for me, feels odd being at a party where you can wear the same thing and no one bitches about it."
"You're not alone, we've 4 newbies tonght," she said directing her gaze towards three girls in their late teens, early twenties. "I take it Polly's explained everything?"