With as much action as Suzie was getting you'd never expect to hear, "I am so fucking horny I could explode. I need an adventure." Keep in mind it's a Thursday night, i just got home from work and I'm seriously out of gas. I landed like a thud in my easy chair.
"I don't think I have the energy, Suz." And I didn't. Every muscle suggested I do nothing and that was what I planned on doing.
"Oh," she said dejectedly.
Knowing it was a potentially dangerous idea I offered, "Why don't you ask Jenny to go with you...or even Ken? I'm sure he'd love that. I'd start with Jenny," realizing I'd nudged open the lid on Pandora's Box.
"I don't know, that seems kind of weird."
"Weird? Keep in mind who we're talking about. Ken and Jenny?"
She started laughing. "Ya, I guess you're right. Okay, I'll call them."
As she made the call every tired sinew in my body wanted to give in and go with her but I just couldn't leave the friendly confines of my chair. I heard her from the kitchen.
"That's great, see you at eight. Okay, bye."
She came bouncing out of the kitchen, "Jenny's going to the roadhouse with me. It'll be like a girls night out! Thanks for suggesting that, honey! I have to decide what to wear," and she flew off to the bedroom. I nearly said something about dinner but stopped myself from harshing the party going on in her head.
When she came back down her outfit cried out, 'I'm open to riding one of you boys." Tight jeans, a skintight tank top that left little to the imagination and black pumps. Sort of classy slutty, if there is such a thing. Suzie's gal pal, Jenny, was about on the same page. They both bid me farewell and the door hadn't shut more than thirty seconds and I was already worried. I have an active imagination and it started sending out SOS's like crazy. I knew the roadhouse out in the sticks they were going to and it was just this side of respectable. Damn, I was going to have to get my sorry ass off the chair.
I waited until they were down the road and got in my car. By the time I'd gotten to the bar and stealthy found a table in a corner the chase was already on. They'd barely gotten their drinks and guys were hitting on the two of them. As Suzie explained it Jenny would refuse all solicitation and act, basically, as me, the voyeur wingman. Somehow I didn't think that Jenny could pass up an opportunity like what might come her way, hence my trepidation about the whole plan.
They should have set up one of those number dispensers they have at the DMV because it was one dude after another asking if they wanted to play pool or dance to the jukebox. I couldn't really hear from the distance I was at so I relied on my lip reading skills and body language. Also, I was behind the girls so couldn't decipher anything from their side for the conversation.
I picked up the following chestnuts from the male side: "Can I buy you beauties a drink?" "I haven't been able to take my eyes off you." "You are so fucking hot I had to say, hello." "What do you say we get out of here?" "I've got a place close to here." "You're an angel, wow."
They danced, they played pool.
More than one dance included some dude's hand slipping down Suzie's waist to her ass and pool shots included the old 'teacher' move, wrapping himself around Suzie to teach her the finer points of the game. As the night went on Suzie was clearly getting loose to the point of pliable for whomever might have the inside track. Meanwhile, Jenny was making out with some guy. Hardly her assigned role.
By this time, some guy had cornered Suzie against the pool table and was making his case for an alternate location where they could get down to business. Unbeknownst to him another guy was coming up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist and said, "I think she's more interested in leaving with me, isn't that right, baby?" "I think we should let her decide that," said the first guy loudly.
By this time I could hear everything because voices were raised and tensions were heightened. Suzie wisely slipped out of the middle and back to safety where she could watch the clash of testosterone from a safe distance at the bar.
Raging bulls got louder and threats got more threatening and before you knew it there was a full on bar fight with these two guys beating the shit out of each other and the bartender calling the cops. Suzie and Jenny found a safe viewing point as friends of the mutual combatants turned a squabble into a melee, objects flying, general chaos.
The girls seemed mildly entertained by the power of their femininity but, of course, that also signified the end of the evening and, ultimately, the reason they went out in the first place. If those guys had known how easy it was they would have taken turns in a gentlemanly fashion rather than a group of competing Neanderthals.
By the time the cops arrived there were broken pool cues, shattered beer bottles, and plenty of bruises to go round but the best part was listening to their excuses and watching them point at the girls at the end of every sentence.