Most of my friends are married. I am not young, so this is the usual state of things. I, however, have been single for more of my adult life than not. It has not prevented me from having relationships, but in between those relationships I am often a third or fifth wheel with my friends. For the most part, I have not minded this as it gave me somewhere to bring a date or a reason to leave early. Sometimes, though, it gets a bit lonely and I sometimes disliked being a third wheel.
I have a friend, Meghan, who I attended adult classes with who is ten years younger than I, and her husband, Otto, is two years older than I am. I have been out with them several times and it was always nice. I get along with Otto well, but he is not an impressive fellow, either physically or intellectually. Add to that he is not a good conversationalist. However, his wife, my friend, is a constant talker. She could converse with a traffic light. I always thought they were a perfect match.
I have never been attracted to Meghan, and having spent lots of time with her, even alone in my house, I can say that not one amorous feeling has ever come over me. She is not bad looking, although shorter than average, with very nice hair, but I do not find her attractive. Curiously, she looks much better in shorts as her legs are nicely sculpted. I never thought of any physical contact with her...until recently.
More bored than usual one night, I suddenly wondered what a threesome would be like with Meghan and Otto. Scenarios started running through my mind and, although my mind's image of her did not improve my non-feelings for her, the idea of sex in front of Otto or together with him was perverted enough to stir my imagination. They have been married a long time, never had children, and she is restless as can be. Neither of them has ever strayed that I am aware of.
We talk on the phone every week or so, Meghan and I, and it has always felt like a brother/sister relationship as we both feel free to say whatever we like without recrimination. We never discussed sex, however, something for which I was thankful, again because I felt no attraction to her. One day, however, we met for lunch and she began to tell me how boring her sex life had become. She said she was afraid to introduce anything new as she didn't want to tax Otto physically.
I asked her what she had in mind and she declined to elaborate. We ordered coffee and diverted the conversation to another subject, but she eventually returned to the topic. She feared killing her husband in bed. Laughing, I asked her what kind of gymnastics she wanted. Again she skirted that issue, but clearly she had begun to exaggerate his age and condition. While he did have some physical problems, I knew of nothing that would prevent him from some sexual exploration.
I tried to convince her of that, but the idea that she would be alone with a dead husband just spooked her too much. After failing to restore logic, I suddenly asked, "How about if you weren't alone?"
"You mean a threesome?" she grinned. "Two women would definitely kill him."
"No, what if there were a threesome with two men and you?" I said.
Her smile vanished, her eyes widened, and she fell briefly silent. Then she started mumbling the names of friends who might qualify. She only had one other male friend who was single, and he was older than Otto. She joked that she might end up with two spent corpses if that were to come about. We laughed. Then I caught her eyes and just stared at her. "You?" she exclaimed. I shrugged. "Me, Otto, and you naked in bed?"
I explained that we were close friends and there would not be any emotion attached to it, merely sexual entertainment. She seemed to like that as she adored Otto. "I would satisfy you both," I said. "I have never gotten a guy off before, and I would do whatever you wanted." At this her jaw nearly dropped on the floor. "You would blow Otto?" she asked.
Before I answered, I recalled mental scenario #3. "Yes," I said, "but I want to do something to you in return."
"What?" Meghan asked.
"I want your ass," I replied.
"What do you mean?"
"Don't act naive," I said, "I want to fuck you in the ass. Preferably while Otto is fucking your pussy."