Some people think that we all have a component of our sexuality that is bi-sexual, maybe even gay. Something as simple as looking at someone of your same sex and admiring their good looks, or how they look at the pool. All the way up to the point of this story.
About a dozen years ago, hitting my mid-40's, I had one failed marriage, and the girl who made that happen had shown me the door after three years. A few dates, some playing the field, but I was just bored with women. I had been with, no exaggeration, more than a hundred women, and it was always pretty much the same thing. I always enjoyed the view, and the response, but the really good ones weren't available, and I always ended up with someone less than my ideal. Which is why I kept looking and kissing some princesses who turned into frogs.
I remembered the joke from years ago where the comic said "Bi-sexual, makes it twice as easy to score on Saturday night". Enter Craigslist. It was new then, and the personals were pretty amazing back in the day, and while not a luddite, I was maybe the last guy on the block to check them out. On a whim, I hit the "men for men" tab, and an entirely new world opened up to me. You read the Literotica stories about those discovering their bi-side, and it was about the same for me. "Men give better blow jobs; their asses are tighter than women" and all the rest.
I took that bet. Found a good face picture, and a dick picture. First couple of meetings were awkward, the first guy ten years older than his picture, and while we were eating lunch, I looked at him and said "I just can't picture you giving me a blow job". He snorted sweat tea out of his nose. We wished each other luck, walked away, and then logged on again. As days and weeks went on, there was a steady stream of fun guys. One or two hookups with each and we were both on to someone else. Attempts at friend relationships sadly didn't happen. Some nice surprises when you go to meet someone and they open the door stark naked, then close the door and then sink to their knees while unzipping your jeans. Guys set up glory holes in their house, where you walked in, pumped and dumped. One time, it was a pair of roommates who wanted to shoot video, and we settled for still photos without my face or identifying ink.
I posted that I was a top, and oral versatile. I have a lousy gag reflex, so taking a cock down my throat is next to impossible. I could still lick and get the head in, and honestly, it wasn't bad. I never thought of myself as gay, just bi. Unlike women, the guys were all business, no seduction needed, and they were already cleaned up and lubed. I could "come and go" within 20-30 minutes, and some would wrap up after they had an orgasm, saying "time to go" while my hard-on stood there in anticipation. The dating spectrum went from 18 to 50, and every color you can imagine. After a few months, I started dating women again, keeping my bi-profile handy if a free weekend popped up, or wanted some company to keep me warm some night. There have been scattered hook ups since then but just occasional, usually between my serial monogamy, dating one woman for three-six months, and then pulling the plug.
My buddy Rick is my age, now upper-50's and over the last few months he would tell me about one of his daughter's girl friends who came over to visit him, and never left. I'm thinking "psycho girl" but legit, still 28-29, and she was literally half his age. She had "daddy issues" (Don't they all?). His daughter was angry, but he was getting laid on a daily, even hourly basis by a small breasted little brunette who was insatiable, and a squirter. He swore that he would be soaked whenever he went down on her.
We're both in advertising, which is how we met at a trade lunch, and then I hired him for some specialized commercials for a hotel group I work for. We had just reopened, on the shank end of the pandemic, and I needed him to shoot some new, fresh video. He was bored, and his business had been less than slow. At least he had Gabrielle to keep him occupied. His stories sounded like some of the fantasy stories here. But he swore they were real. "She likes it when I wear the strap on and shove it into her ass while my cock is in her pussy" he said. "She loves DP, you should come over some time."
Wait, my friend has now invited me to come over and bang his girlfriend? Not like we worked out in a gym, or played golf, or taken showers together. I never even considered him the slightest bit bi. I pictured him and his ex-wife at a lifestyle club, but he never let on to his sex life.