My Boyfriend and I watch a lot of porn, part one
Catcher78 all rights reserved,
Author's note This is a story that involves infidelity and romance both. I try really hard to emulate stream of consciousness as used by great writers like William Faulkner, Ken Kesey, Jack Kerouac and Lawrence Ferlinghetti. I'm not as good or remotely as good, it's just it's a wonderful to advance the story. It's not about the narrator. Some folks react well or violently to what I write. I delete the assholes. I don't get paid to do this, just enjoy or don't read Everyone is eighteen in this story when they fuck.
My name is Connie Porter. I am twenty, I'm five foot seven red haired and weigh one hundred forty seven pounds. I have great legs and a big fat ass that jiggles if I breathe, let alone when I walk or fuck.
My boyfriend and I hooked up the first time at a party at a fraternity house on the University of Washington's campus just north of Fiftieth Northeast. Phi beta fuck me boys.
Tom loved my ass, especially doing doggy at about ten thirty that Friday night, Tom was the fifth guy there, but by far he was hung like an albino mule, he just kept saying your tight baby. He didn't seem to notice all the jizz on that big fucking dick.
I forget about it too as I was squealing like the little piggie that the big bad wolf ate.
I passed out and woke up and he was still fucking the shit out of me, simple missionary you know. I reached up and pulled his face down to kiss me. Then I murmured into his ear, "Dude, you're inside my womb, I'm okay with having your babies."
He went nuts and I held on for the ride and I could feel his ass clinch, as both my hands were now on grabbing his ass, trying to pull into me and I could feel him coming in me and one more time I did too. He was on top of me, sweat flew off his face onto mine, my tits were smashed against him and I could feel my cunt leaking his jizz, down into my ass crack.
I said, "Hi, I'm Connie Porter, nice to meet you. You have a huge dick, it fills me up and you know how to fuck."
"Thanks I'm Tom Bennedict. You look like this porn star Brooklyn Chase. Stunningly beautiful face, voluptuous, the ass of an angel. I can feel your heart beating, I'd love to hook up with you again."
I said, "Would you walk me back to my apartment, now? We can breakfast in the morning, I'm good at breakfast stuff?"
We did and a couple of times that night and in the morning my cunt was so fucking sore, literally, that I sucked him off. We showered then he sucked on my clit still in the shower and passed out again.
I woke in bed to the smell of coffee, back and sausage and toast. He had this ancient sweatshirt, that was either a remake or his grandfather's. It said UW Huskies 1940 football.
I put it on and wobbled into the kitchen. I got four Midol tablets for my sore hoohah and grabbed a cushion off the couch and put it on the chair and winced when I sat down. The breakfast was wonderful, the coffee perfect, peanut butter for the toast and homemade blackberry jam.
"Tom, please come home tonight, my pussy is so sore, I took some Midol, it doesn't heal fast, I'll suck you off five or six times, depending on your needs.
Tom said, "I'm in. I help with the baseball team, grad assistant. I played four years, not quite good enough. I will finish up with an MS in economics. I have a dual bachelor's in economics and Slavic literature."
So despite being a hunky college athlete, he was smart too. I said, "I will finish this spring with a degree in English lit."
I moved into this apartment at the end of the month and I told Carrie he was the "one" and she just had to meet him, translated the whole family would be over for dinner.
I had four older sisters and three older brothers. (Connie, Carrie, Carla, Carolyn and Colleen. Chris, Chuck and Cary) Carrie was thirty four and Chris was thirty six, everyone fell into order after that. Except there was a four year gap between Cary and me. When I was fifteen mom put me on the pill, just in case.
When I was eighteen and I texted Carrie and asked if I could come over for coffee Saturday morning, because I needed to talk to her about some stuff, I was intentionally vague.
She had great coffee and apple fritters and four kids and made her husband Dick get the old snip snip connecting his nuts to his dick, she was done at four.
"Thanks Carrie."
"What's up girl?"
"Well things are horrible at home. Dad and mom never talk to each other and Dad is gone on business trips a lot now. Last night I watched some Christmas in July movies with him and made some popcorn and got him some of his rye whisky. I love these movies, they're kind sappy, but I love the endings. I hugged him and told him that he's the best dad in the whole world and I was so lucky to have him. He gave me this huge hug back and said, I love you too Connie. He hid his face from me and got up and went upstairs but he was crying. Mom did not come home last night either. I may look stupid but I'm not."
Carrie started crying and said, "Shitfuck, she's such a cunt, she was supposed to tell you when you turned fifteen."
"Tell me what? It's obvious I don't look anything like you guys, you're tall and skinny and I'm this big lard ass. Am I adopted, if so I want to know who my biological parents are so I can talk to them. Mom put me on the pill when I was fifteen for fuck's sake. Am I right? I am adopted aren't, " I pounded my thighs with both hands and tears leaked down my face.
Carrie wrapped her arms around me and said, "You are not adopted. Mom had an affair with Dad's brother Jeff, who is a big fat guy. They've been lovers for almost nineteen years now."
Time slowed way down for me. My senses were hugely attuned and I could feel how the waist band in my jeans irritated my tummy, my panties were stuck in my butt crack, I forgot to use roll on and I could smell my pits.
I leaned forward just a little bit and puked my guts out, not once but it wouldn't stop and they were dry retches that hurt so bad that I started hugging my sides and they wouldn't stop and I started moaning.
Carrie screamed, "Dick!! Now god damn it NOWWWW!!!!
I was aware of him running down the stairs and heard him say, "What the fuck?"
Carry her into the shower off the kitchen and turn on the water nice and warm but not scalding, take her clothes off and set her down in the shower and stay there, UNDERSTAND ME!!!"
I was out of it, not really tracking with everything, the water stopped the cramps, but all I could taste was the puke in my mouth. Then Carla was in the shower with me and said, "Come on baby let's stand up, I got you, I love you with all my heart baby sis, we all do, we're going to get through this, okay."
I looked at her and just laid my head on her shoulder.
She said, "Carrie I need some water for her to rinse her mouth out, " the water bottle was against my lips and she said, "Rinse your mouth honey, " and I did, it was one of those big plastic water bottles.
Finally she said, "Baby, take these two pills and swallow them with some water."
I did and I was guided back to the vomit spot, which was spotless, hardwood floors help. There were pillows and I laid down and a big wool comforter was on me and I slept for almost a full day, twenty hours.
Carla was a pediatric nurse mid-wife and she had some prescriptions for me. I felt better, if not like I was one of Dolores Riordan's Zombies. I jumped and asked Carrie, "Can I could borrow some of Dick's sweats and can I take a shower if possible."
She said, "Yes to both."
I took a long shower and used some rinse on my hair. I got out of the shower and there were some sweats and I squeezed the water out of my hair and tied it into a loose top bun.
The sweat pants were way too long, so I had to roll them up into cuffs that were cuffed just below my knee and the waist was too big, but my thighs and ass threatened to split. Sweatshirt had the same cuff issues and my tits created issues with the sweatshirt being a thirty four.
No make up and all my sisters were waiting for me, Colleen had made everyone homemade turkey noodle soup. We all sat around the dining room table and the soup tasted so good and I was starved and got two bowls with some ritz crackers crumbled into it.
"Thank you Carrie and Carla and Colleen. I'm so blessed to be your half-sister."
"You're all sister!!!! Don't ever say that again."
I put my head on my hands and cried and cried and cried some more. I sat up and apparently there was some leftover mascara because it was all over my face and there were two mother sisters cleaning my face.
"Carla, I needed that long sleep, but I'm not going to take any more drugs. The turkey soup is my speed.
"Daddy raised me and I can't lose him, I love him to pieces, please reach out for me and tell him not to leave me alone and I want to talk to him, I need to talk to him."
Carrie said, "I'm on it"
"Okay, I need the law dogs to tell me or point me the right way, k k k! I want to emancipate myself from my egg donor and have Daddy adopt me, oh and a restraining order against both the egg donor and sperm donor."