I lasted a couple of years at university before the authorities decided theyâd seen enough and politely showed me the door. Apparently my strict devotion to sex, drugs and rockânâroll wasnât what theyâd had in mind when theyâd invited me to study there.
I suppose I could see their point but I was enjoying myself too much to change my ways. Iâd finally reached average height, but stayed thin and pretty in a David Bowie kind of way. My mother bought me contact lenses and I grew my blonde hair long. I was reliably informed that my penis was above average in size. Getting girls and women to fuck me was a lot easier than Iâd thought and I really went to town - there werenât enough hours in the day to study as well.
For a few weeks after being thrown out I just partied and fucked all night and slept all day. Then my friend Jake told me he wanted to set up an independent record label but needed a partner with some capital. I scrounged the money from my mother and her loaded new husband and we were in business.
Jake and I werenât exactly natural capitalists and we didnât have a good ear for what would sell. We drank away a lot of money and signed a lot of crap artists before, through dumb luck, we stumbled across not one but two bands who actually sold a lot of records. Within a year of starting up we were paying ourselves stupid amounts just to go to parties and hang out with rock stars. The good times rolled.
We carried on signing duds, though. These included MFF, a completely average local pub rock band that I was only interested in because I badly wanted to fuck Sally, their keyboard player.
Sally was going out with my best friend from college days but she didnât stay his girlfriend (and he didnât stay my friend) for long. She was tall, slim, blonde â yes, like my mother â and slightly hippy-ish. The attraction was strong and mutual.
One afternoon, just after we gave MFF a contract, Sally knocked on my door and asked if she could talk to me. So we sat on the couch while she complained about her boyfriend. Eventually she hinted that their sex life was⌠unsatisfactory. This gave me the excuse I needed to turn the conversation around to my first sexual experiences.
Iâd learned that this story (which is somewhere on this site if youâre interested) produced useful reactions in girls: either arousal, or sympathy, or â as in Sallyâs case - arousal and sympathy. Afterwards she swore that she just meant to put a comforting hand on my thigh. What she actually did was rest her nice long musicianâs fingers on my semi-erect cock.
So thatâs where we had our first frenzied fuck, right there on the couch. I came quickly, but Sally came quicker. We didnât even bother taking all our clothes off until we eventually made it into the bedroom.
She moved in a couple of weeks later but not because it was love at first sight. She needed somewhere to live, I had a big flashy flat. I made the drunken offer one night in bed, she drunkenly accepted.
But it turned out that we actually got on. Not only did we really like each other but, much more importantly, we were perfectly compatible sexually.
For a start, Sally liked watching me masturbate. This was essential. She liked it so much that she would usually have to start masturbating too, and she loved to be watched by me. And she genuinely loved to suck me and make me come in her mouth. Iâd known girls who enjoyed doing it but Iâd never met any girl who acted like she was desperate to do it - until Sally.
At first I thought she was putting it on just to please me but sometimes sheâd go crazy, dropping to her knees, frantically pulling at my pants, muttering âLet me suck you, let me suck youâ, then moaning quietly to herself while slid her wet lips and tongue up, down and around, faster and faster. It might have been scary if it hadnât felt so good. Iâd try to hold back and prolong the ecstasy, but Sally was merciless. When she could sense me coming sheâd pant âYes baby yes baby yes babyâ and then take my cock as far in to her mouth as she could while she swallowed.
The strength and sweetness of my orgasms is directly related to how turned on I am, and when Sally made me come she turned me into a jerking, gibbering fool. Once she told that was why she got so excited â she just loved making me lose control, hearing me moan. When Iâd finished thrashing around and groaning and sheâd sucked me dry and clean, she would keep my soft dick in her mouth until she could feel it going hard again. Then sheâd let me fuck her.
Sometimes when she was happily gobbling away Iâd torment her by sliding my slippery, shiny cock out of her mouth and slowly stroking it in front of her face. âLook babyâ Iâd whisper âYouâve made me all wet and hard.â Sally would whimper and squirm, not knowing what she wanted more â the show, or my cock back in her mouth â and her own hand might slip down between her legs. Sheâd keep her mouth open while I wanked and came all over her lovely face.
Apart from this enthusiasm for oral sex Sally was usually passive but compliant. I mean that she didnât do much that I didnât ask her to do, but she did do what I asked. Making her come with my cock, tongue or fingers was easy, and she must have averaged four or five of her huge, juddering, shuddering orgasms to every one of mine. I used to tease her about how many she owed me.
To cut a long story short I was happy. I was even a one woman guy for the first and last time in my life. In my line of work screwing around was practically compulsory and Jake was baffled, but I wanted Sally to be happy too. After all, I reckoned, how likely was it that there was anything better than her out there?
So the night when Sally asked me out of the blue âDid you think that waitress was pretty?â I thought I knew what to say. Weâd been out to dinner to celebrate three months together and now we were lying in a sweaty post-orgasmic tangle on the bedroom floor. Actually the waitress had been gorgeous, and I thought Sally must have caught me sneaking looks at her.
I said âNo, not especiallyâ in a convincing tone (Iâm a good liar â only my mother can catch me out). Sally let it drop, but there was something odd about her reaction. I knew she believed me but she still seemed vaguely cross, as if Iâd said the wrong thing.
The same thing kept happening over the next few weeks. Sally would ask me whether I thought some woman we knew or had met was attractive. The truthful answer would be âYesâ but, figuring Sally was feeling insecure and needed reassurance, Iâd lie smoothly and get the same puzzling, vexed response.
Then one morning, sitting with my feet up in the office watching Jake sleep off the orgy heâd just left, a little light came on in my head. I suddenly had an interesting theory about Sally. It seemed a bit too good to be true, but if I handled it right I had nothing to lose from testing it out.
I only had to wait until Saturday night. I went to pick up Sally from the pub where MFF had been playing. The gig had finished by the time I arrived and the band were sitting drinking with their little group of hard core fans and hangers-on. Most of MFFâs fans were as boring as their music and my plan was to drag Sally straight home and into bed, but she made me wait and have a brandy while she carried on arguing with the lead guitarist about whoâd played the most bum notes. âOhâ she said, turning back to me for a second, âPaul â Annie. Annie â Paulâ.
I hadnât noticed the girl quietly sitting next to Sally, but I noticed her now. She was cute but the opposite of Sally: very small â no more than five feet tall â with short, boyish dark hair (yes, a bit like Bonnie). Annieâs hair was the only boyish thing about her though. She had big brown eyes and a beautifully tight, curved little body. She was wearing faded jeans and a tight fluffy sweater that made my palms itch to cup and stroke her breasts.
I smiled and said âHiâ, and Annie blushed. She was painfully shy but eventually I found out that sheâd just left school and started at the same university that had kicked me out. To save money she still lived with her parents, but that meant long bus trips into town every day. Whatâs more, she thought MFF were great and that Sally was beautiful and a brilliant keyboard player.
Suddenly Sally decided she was ready to go and I drove us home. She was in a weird, especially dirty mood. In the car she rubbed my cock through my pants then pulled it out, trying to make me come with her hand while I sped through the closing time traffic.