"Oh my god! Sherri, you are never going to believe this! Come look!"
"What?" Sherri, my roommate and best friend since eighth grade, put down her true trash novel and looked over my shoulder at the computer monitor.
"Carol told me this classified ads website had a place where people actually advertised for casual sex. I didn't believe her, but every one of these is just that! Listen. Man, 28, D & D free non-smoker, looking to spend tonight screwing a hottie, NSA. If you're a D & D free non-smoker between the ages of 22 and 32, good looking and as horny as I am, reply with a picture. Yours get mine."
"Holy shit! Is he for real?"
"That's just one! There are hundreds! This page is listed as 'M4W'. I guess that means men looking for women. There are also listings for W4M, W4W and M4M. Oh, shit. Look. Here are listings for MW4W, MW4M, W4MM and M4WW. Does that mean one man wants to fuck two women?"
"I don't know. Check one and see what it says."
I open the first one on the page. "Mature gentleman wants to spend the night pleasing two attractive young women. I am a D & D free non-smoker, 62 YO, in good physical condition. If you and your friend are 21-25 YO D & D free non-smokers and have ever wondered what it would be like to have one man make both of you cum at the same time, tonight may be the best chance you'll get to find out. NSA. Your pictures get mine, nude gets nude."
"Holy shit!" Sherri is as surprised as I am. "What are all of these letters? D & D, YO, NSA?"
"I'm not sure. I guess the YO means years old. D & D free might mean disease and drug free. NSA could mean no strings attached, I guess."
"What is he, some kind of pervert? 'If you and your friend are 21-25 YO D & D free non-smokers and have ever wondered what it would be like to have one man make both of you cum at the same time, tonight may be the best chance you'll get to find out.' How's he think he's going to make two women cum at once, unless ...? Oh, shit! He is a perv!"
"Look, Sherri, there are probably twenty that were posted today and then more from yesterday and then the day before. I can't believe anyone would answer an ad like that! One man claiming he can make two women cum at once! But I have to admit, it makes me hot just thinking about it!"
"Toni! You're joking, right? You wouldn't really answer an ad like that!"
"No! But it does make me hot thinking about watching you cum at the same time that the guy is making me cum. Doesn't that turn you on? Even a little?"
Even as Sherri denied getting turned on, I could see her squirming in her seat. For the next hour or so we didn't talk about the ad. Sherri went back to reading her book and I tried to find something interesting on the internet. But my mind kept going back to that one phrase, 'what it would be like to have one man make both of you cum at the same time'.
"Toni."
"Hmmm?"
"Do you think he could? Do you think that 'mature gentleman' could actually make both of us cum at the same time?" Sherri was practically whispering.
I turned around and looked at her. I'd known her for nearly nine years, but I'd never seen her look like that. I couldn't tell if she was turned on or what, but she really looked hot!
"There's only one way to find out." I realized I was whispering , too. "We need pictures. I think he said if we sent him pictures of us nude, he'd send back a picture of himself, also nude."
Sherri got up slowly from her chair and began pulling her shirt over her head. Within a few moments we were both naked. She posed in front of the fireplace first and then I handed her my phone and took her place at the fireplace.
A few minutes later, shorts and shirts restored, I sat back down at the computer and called back up the ad. Finding the hot link to the guys e-mail, I started to type.
'I don't believe I'm doing this. My name is Antonia, but everyone calls me Toni. I'm 22 years old and I don't do drugs or smoke. I guess you'd say I'm attractive, but you can decide that for yourself. I'm the redhead. The blonde is my roommate and best friend Sherri. She's 22 also. Neither one of us ever thought about having one guy make both of us cum – until we saw your ad. Our first thought was that you were some kind of conceited pervert. You really think you can make both of us cum at once? But an hour later we realized that neither one of us had been able to quit thinking about it. So, if you like our pictures, you can 'cum' to our place for tonight – NSA.'
I attached the two pictures we had taken standing nude in front of the fireplace. We had turned just enough from full front to show our boobs. Sherri's are a bit bigger than mine but neither one of us really needs to wear a bra and the pictures looked pretty hot.
Twenty minutes later we had a response from Gentleman Hank with two pictures attached. The first was taken in a mirror of him standing naked in his bathroom. The second was a close up of a really big hard-on. He offered to bring pizza and a bottle of wine if we'd tell him where we lived. Instead we made arrangements to meet at the pizza shop and he followed us back home.
We talked as we each ate a slice of pizza and drank a glass of wine and I came to the conclusion that Hank really was a 'gentleman'. He seemed to be the real deal, kind and thoughtful, with a great sense of humor. As I put the remaining pizza on the kitchen counter, Sherri asked if it was time to get undressed.
"I really want to see both of you as naked as you were in the pictures you sent," Hank replied. "I have a feeling both of you are even better looking naked than the pictures showed. But I think the slower we take things this evening the more we'll all enjoy everything. If you have a deck of cards, maybe we could play a game of strip poker."
I produced a deck and he explained that we'd each get a 3 card hand and the person with the best hand would take one piece of clothing off the person with the worst hand. It was only a few minutes before Sherri was taking off my blouse. During the next half hour I took off her blouse and Hank's shirt. He took off my jeans and Sherri's jeans and bra. Then I won the next hand and took off his jeans. Then I lost 2 hands in a row. Hank took off my bra and Sherri took off my panties.
I gave Hank a theatrical turnaround and then sat back down. "I guess I sit out a few hands now while the two of you finish undressing each other."
"I think it would be more exciting if you kept playing" Hank said.
"But if I lose I don't have anything left to take off."
"That's okay. If you lose you give the winner a couple of minutes of oral sex."