I'd fucked up.
No two ways about it. I had fucked up good style. The worst thing about it was Tina, my wife, would never believe this was a genuine mistake no matter how much I pleaded my innocence. She would always have the thought in her mind that I had planned this all along.
The furious "what the fuck" look on her face told me all I needed to know. The indignant "you're fucking kidding me" comment just added to the huge weight crushing me at that moment. I was squirming.
It was to be our first holiday without the kids. Just the two of us. Something special where we could try and reconnect 'us' after 20 years of being devoted parents.
I asked her to leave it to me. I wanted to make it special for her, as my way of showing her how much I still loved her. A grand gesture it was meant to be, and so it proved. Only the gesture I had made in the end was not welcome.
I had sought out something exclusive; an adults only resort in paradise. No families. No kids. Just grown ups relaxing and chilling, and being with each other, being waited on hand and foot, on white beaches wetted by sky blue seas.
Now the thing about me is I am impatient, and I don't shop around or research. I am a busy guy, so although I wanted our trip to be mind blowing for her, I just could not afford to spend days trawling through the net, or hours in a travel agents going over the options.
I simply typed in "adult only resort, Caribbean" in to Google and got a load of hits. Then skimmed through a few; though I confess I looked mainly at the photos. Again time saving. What you see is what you get, right? No need to read the small print as places this exclusive would be the lap of luxury anyway, compared to what someone like us is normally used to.
I settled on one that looked the nuts based on images of idyllic surroundings and facilities that defined exclusivity, and whipped out the credit card there and then. It was all booked in half an hour.
When we arrived, nothing amiss was immediately obvious. We got to reception, checked in, and were taken to our beach hut type dwelling just off the edge of the beach, without seeing anyone except our escort.
We embraced and kissed when the guy left us to unpack, genuinely thrilled to be in such a beautiful place without the distraction of kids.
The issue came to light after we had changed for the beach / pool to go and relax for the rest of the day and get over the long journey.
We sauntered out to a spot on the beach (as you would expect a private beach) exclusive to the resort only, with guards preventing unwanted guests. Although the beach was not full of bodies, it was immediately obvious that the only dressed persons on it were the guards (had to put their gear somewhere) and to some extent, us.
Everyone else was naked. Be they swimming, strolling, sun bathing or even making out in some cases, they were all butt naked.
Tina whispered the obvious. "Bri, we are the only ones wearing anything...this bit must be the nudist beach, we can't stay here, we need to go and ask someone where the 'normal' beach is."
So we turned and started to make our way to reception, or to find a staff member on the way. We walked around the large main pool area in the centre of the complex and Tina gripped my arm as if in fear of her life. Everyone in and around the pool was bollock naked too. Tits and cocks and arses of all shapes and sizes accosted our eyes, we didn't know where too look.
Before we made it to reception, a big (in every sense of the word) guy stepped in front of us and said rather gruffly in a yank accent. "Hey what gives, no clothes allowed here, thems the rules."
I stammered my reply. "Sssorry mate, think we're lost, we are looking for the non-nudist areas, if you could point us in the right direction we'll get out of your way."
The guy just stared at me nonplused for a few seconds then said. "What non-nudist area? What the hell you talking about, there ain't no such thing here Sir."
I exchanged a look with Tina and gulped. My stammer continued in my embarrassment. "Sssorry? I don't understand, what do you mean?"
"Sir, are you having me over?" (I shook my head vigorously). He decided I was being genuine and said, "Well then Sir, it looks like you made a mistake with your holiday booking. This here is an adult only resort. But not as in just no kids allowed but as in adult entertainment resort. It's a hedonistic adult exclusive place, where clothes are banned, and thats about all."
Now I took the hint alright in the last words he spoke. But I had to ask him to clarify and he was happy to oblige.
"Sir, with all respect to you and your wife here, this is effectively a resort were most things go from a sex point of view. It's a swingers paradise. And to emphasise without being too crude I do mean most things...all you can imagine and then some you probably cannot given you appear to be camp virgins."
That's when I knew I had fucked up. And when I also knew from the look on Tina's face that she thought I had set her up. I swore blind I had not. It did no good.
After her outburst, she stormed off to the room, with me in tow pleading my innocence and the yank laughing behind me shouting to the entire pool area. "Looks like someone fucked up big time...they had no idea what this place is." Followed by giggles and cheers and a few lewd comments about "new recruits".
Once in the room Tina let fly with a tirade. I won't repeat the entirety of the accusations otherwise it would fill multiple paragraphs of the story, but basically it boiled down to me knowing exactly what this place was when I booked it, and that I was a sick dirty bastard for trying to trick her and trap her in a place like this, when it was supposed to be a romantic, quiet holiday for us to build our relationship again after the sacrifices of bringing up a family.
Unfortunately, I was on very weak ground here. She knew my fantasy was watching her fuck another guy. It had been for a long time. We were both having drunk sex when we were staying in a hotel for a family wedding some years ago when I confessed this to her.
Just the right amount of alcohol seems to make her horny, and a little more adventurous in bed. It is a fine balance, somewhere between having drunk so much that she feels sick or wants to just sleep, and not having enough to let herself go a little.
That night the balance was perfect and she was acting like a little whore in bed, something that only happened on these rare booze mixed occasions. I was so turned on by her begging to be fucked, telling me not to stop, pleading to make her cum hard, that I just blurted out what was in my head..."I'll do my best Tina, but you might need to fuck a bull with a big cock to satisfy you right now (I am average sized)...I don't think I can meet your demands my lady." I said mockingly.