Magnus and His Family (Chapter 19)
Kathryn M. Burke
In a matter of weeks, Greg had moved into the house occupied by Kristen and the others.
He seemed to adapt readily to the game of musical chairs (or, rather, beds) that the others engaged in, although it was clear to everyone that Kristen was his special favorite—as Adele was Curt's special favorite, and Darcy the apple of Paul's eye. But the love and unity that everyone felt for everyone else was a wonder to behold. And the others also noticed that Greg had really started coming out of his shell: he was a lot less awkward in social situations, and he began developing a finely tuned sense of what others were thinking and feeling. He himself was a lot more in touch with his own emotions, even though he remained fundamentally shy.
But a small—and perhaps not so small—fly in the ointment emerged one day in late spring, when Darcy came home to find her brother pacing the living room nervously. When he saw her, he stopped dead in his tracks and his face went pale.
"Greg, what's the matter?" Darcy cried.
"It's Mom," he said with heavy emphasis.
Those two words were all Darcy needed to have at least some idea of the foreboding situation. Their mom, Maureen, had long been overprotective of both of them, but of Greg in particular; and given how she had striven to keep Greg away from girls his whole life, and also given how betrayed she had felt when her husband deserted her, she would probably be aghast at the way this household was run.
"Omigod," Darcy said. "You didn't tell her?"
"No, not exactly," Greg said hesitantly. "But—but I had to tell her
something.
"
"What do you mean? Why?"
"Because,"
Greg said in a suddenly loud voice,
"she was going to come over to my apartment!"
"Ah, yes," Darcy said.
"You know how hard I had to struggle just to let her live away from home and get the apartment in the first place. She comes over all the time—sometimes to cook meals for me, since she thinks I'm incapable of feeding myself and I'm starving to death. It's all so ridiculous. So she called me at work this morning, saying that she was coming over tonight—and of course I had to admit that I wasn't at my place anymore, and that I was living here with you and the others."
"And what did she say to that?" Darcy said.
"Well, she didn't say anything at first. There was this dead silence on the phone—I thought we'd gotten cut off or something. Then eventually she said, 'What others?' So I had to say, 'Well, there are three guys and three girls.' So there was
another
long silence, and finally she said, 'I see,' in this frightening kind of way."
"So what's she going to do?"
"I had to tell her where exactly I was living, and—"
"Why did you do that?"
"I had to, Darcy! What else could I say?"
"So is she coming
here
tonight?"
"I don't know. I don't think so. But something's gonna happen. She's not going to let this situation just go unchallenged."
"But you didn't tell her about—well, you know . . ."
"No, of course not! I'm not stupid! But she's not either. When she comes here, she'll probably figure out how things are."
"Maybe she won't. I mean, you can just say you have a nice girlfriend named Kristen. She'll probably like her. How could she possibly know that—"
That Kristen sleeps with her brother Paul, and that you and I spend nights with our bodies entwined also?
"I don't know. I have no idea what's going to happen. But it doesn't look good."
When the others came home, one by one, they were all informed of the situation. At first they all waved off the matter as being overblown—"There's really no way your mom could possibly tell what goes on here," Kristen said airily—but after a while the sense of impending doom that seemed to hang over Darcy and Greg seeped over to the others as well.
The thing was that no one knew when Maureen would actually come by. She had a way of just dropping in to both Greg's and Darcy's former living quarters unannounced. Once she had actually barged into Darcy's sorority house on a Friday evening, when a party was going on—ostensibly to take her daughter out to a nice restaurant for dinner, but in reality to check up on her and make sure she wasn't "doing anything she shouldn't," as she later told Darcy.
So the days passed with everyone on tenterhooks, waiting for some kind of explosion from what everyone now took to be some kind of Gorgon who was going to blow up their whole house with her puritanical outrage.
But when the day came, it didn't work out as expected.
It was a Saturday afternoon, and for some reason everyone in the house was gone except Curt. The three girls were dutifully in the library in a collective study session (final exams were just around the corner), while Paul and Greg had decided to take in a baseball game at the college stadium. Curt thought it a wonderful opportunity to do his studying at home.
When the doorbell rang at around 2 p.m., he had somehow forgotten about the looming threat of Maureen. He opened the door and found a woman standing on the doorstep.
She was quite short, with jet-black hair and a round, pleasing face—or rather, it would have been pleasing if it weren't twisted into a grimace. It was a warm day, and the woman had no wrap on, so Curt could see that this compactly built woman had plenty of curves—especially at bust and bottom—that would make any man salivate. The thought that courses inevitably through every heterosexual man's mind at such a moment (
I wonder what it would be like to fuck this woman?
) shot through his.
The woman herself seemed taken aback to see Curt answering the door. Her grimace turned to befuddlement.
"Does—does Greg McManus live here?"
"Yes, ma'am," Curt said dutifully.
"I'm Maureen, his mother."
Curt flushed at the sudden recollection of the Gorgon everyone was expecting.
Well,
he thought,
she doesn't look all that terrifying. Kind of cute, in fact.
When he made no answer, she said, "Is he here?"
"No, ma'am," Curt managed to say.
"Can I wait for him?"
Without a word, Curt backed away to let her into the house.
Maureen entered hesitantly, as if there might be bombs under the floorboards. She peered around the living room, gave a quick glance up the stairs, then drifted over to the entrance of the kitchen. She turned around to face her host.
To Maureen, this wasn't working out at all the way she had wanted. She was all primed to take Greg by the ear and—by main force, if necessary—drag him away from what she already sensed was some den of iniquity (
Imagine three couples living together!
). And her daughter was here also! Darcy hadn't troubled to inform her mom that she had found a boyfriend—her first, so far as Maureen could tell—and, without knowing even faintly of what actually happened in the house, Maureen had already worked herself up into a tizzy at the very thought that people would be casually walking around half-naked as they stepped out of the shower, that bras and panties and stockings would be lying all around, and that the silence of the nights would be shattered by the moans and groans of hormone-mad young people engaging in carnal congress.
But when she saw Curt, her world was turned upside down.
You see, she had long had a secret yearning for men of color. Of course, these days it was nothing special, when lots of interracial couples could be seen; but when she was growing up it was still a rarity, and there was something about such men—whether it be jet-black Africans or chocolate-colored guys from India or olive-complexioned Hispanics and Native Americans—that sent a thrill of sexual anticipation through her. As an Irishwoman who had married a chalk-white fellow countryman who burned like a lobster (as she did herself) at the barest hint of sun, she envied the darker races their pigmentation, which she thought the most beautiful thing she could imagine on a man.
And now she was facing just such a man—and a young, healthy, athletic man to boot, one who loomed over her as if he could pick her up with one arm and "have his way with her."
She tried to snap out of her funk and reassert her command of the situation, as a full-grown adult and the mother of two of the people living in this house.
"Is Darcy here?" she said. "That's my daughter."
"No, ma'am," Curt said, wishing he didn't sound so much like an automaton. "She's out studying with Kristen and Adele."