All Together Now
The rest of the group, hearing the commotion, gathered around.
Robert and Joan merely stared at each other with questioning looks.
Only Roxanne, whose wine glass was mostly empty already, and who'd had a significant amount to drink at the restaurant, had the balls to speak up. "So, who's fucking who?"
"Roxanne," Brad admonished in a reprimanding tone. "Not now."
"It's okay, Brad," Joan said.
But even through her drunken haze, Roxanne could see the affectionate look her husband gave their female host. "You're fucking Joan," she said, knowingly.
Joan's mistake was to turn to her husband to catch his reaction.
That gesture, for Robert, lent credence to the accusation.
Roxanne moved next to Robert very close and put her arm around him. "What do you think about that?"
"You fucked Roxanne?" This outburst came from Peg who turned to face Robert.
As all attention focused on Peg, Joan calmly asked, "Why would that matter to you?"
But her only response was a guilty expression.
"Peg is fucking Robert too?" Roxanne's intoxicated state apparently did not cloud her ability to reason.
"Joan told me not to give up dick," Peg blurted out defensively.
"You and Peg?" Brad asked incredulously, turning to Joan.
"You and Peg?" Roxanne echoed. "Damn! Who haven't you fucked here?"
"Us!" Lorna and Gale responded in chorus.
"But we're still hopeful," Lorna added.
"Robert, is there any woman here you haven't fucked?" Roxanne slurred.
"Me," Kara spoke up spontaneously. "We haven't actually fucked."
"Then what else have you done?" Roxanne asked.
"You're not saying much, Brad," Joan pointed out. "Did you know my husband was screwing your wife?"
"He likes to watch Robert fuck me," Roxanne said, her intoxication throwing care to the wind.
All eyes turned to Brad, who merely grinned and shrugged.
"Why am I not surprised?" Maude remarked distastefully, breaking her silence. "Robert, did you know your wife liked women too?" She phrased it like she was really trying to drive a wedge between the Cranes.
Having quietly listened to all of this, Robert realized he could not fault his wife for something he was doing too. But it was also a revelation of sorts. He smirked as he thought about it. And then it turned into a full belly laugh. Finally, to the group's frowns of incomprehension, he stepped over to his wife, put his arm around her and explained. "You know, Joan, we thought we were getting older and didn't need as much sex as we used to have, but it occurs to me that instead of less sex, we just needed something to spark the routineness that our sex had evolved into. I mean, who would have thought that threesomes, massages, or even just another woman would make me appreciate what you and I really have."
"We've always said that we think alike, Robert," Joan said. "Those exact thoughts occurred to me. And now that this is all out in the open—"
"Maybe those threesomes could become foursomes—"
"I'm game!" Roxanne shouted out.
"So am I," Brad agreed.
Don and Kara looked at each other, then chimed, "Count us in!"
"The old broads, too," Lorna said.
"Where does that leave me?" Peg asked.
"Why not just have an orgy?" Maude suggested facetiously.
"That's the spirit, Maude!" Robert chided. He glanced over to Darrell who just had a big grin on his face.
"That
does
sound intriguing," Joan commented.
"Are we going to talk about this all night?" Roxanne asked, pouring herself more wine and guzzling half of it. "Or are we going to do something about it?" Swallowing the remainder of her Chardonnay, she added, "I choose the latter." She set her glass on the counter, dropped to her knees in front of Robert and reached for his zipper. She was quick and had his cock out before anyone could react. From the discussion, he was semi-hard, and it only took Roxanne a couple of strokes to get him the rest of the way and between her lips.
"Really, Rox?" Brad said, not entirely in disbelief.
"It's okay, Brad," Joan said. "Come here."
He complied and she mashed her lips to his.
Except for Maude, everyone else was grinning.
"So, you and Joan really got together?" Kara asked Peg.
"Yes."
"Was it your first time with a woman?"
"Yes."
"It was for me and Joan the first time we did it. How did you like it?"
"I
loved
it."
"Me, too," Kara agreed as the two continued to watch Roxanne blow Robert. "But I agree with Joan. I don't want to give up dick."
"Nor do I." Peg's eyes widened. "She's
good
," the lawyer remarked with a nod to the fellatio.
"Yes, she is," Kara concurred. "Makes you want to . . ." Kara rubbed her husband's cock through his pants, then quietly squatted and freed it from its confinement. She sucked just the head.
Peg dropped down beside her, lustfully eying Don's respectable penis. "May I?"
Grasping her husband's cock at the base, Kara pointed it at her neighbor. "Of course."
Robert watched as his wife pulled out Brad's rod and slowly stroked it as the two continued to smooch. He looked over at Maude, who was watching all the sexual activity, but not with the disgust he expected. It was more . . . anguish. "Still here, Maude? Thought you'd have a problem with this."
"You're right. We're out of here." She arose, her husband in tow, and they headed for the door.
Something about all of this didn't feel right to Robert so he gently pushed Roxanne aside, stuffed his cock back in his pants and went after the Burkes. Trusting her husband's instincts, Joan turned Brad around to his wife, and Roxanne sucked her husband's dick.
Outside, Robert caught up with Darrell and Maude. "Guys, wait."
They stopped and turned as Joan joined the group.
"Look, this got out of hand," Robert pointed out. "Don't leave. You're good neighbors and we want to be friends."
"I just wanted to know what was wrong with us, Robert," Maude repeated.
"There's nothing wrong with you. Now, that it's all out, you're right, my visits to the other neighbors turned into much more than just helping. For what it's worth, it started out innocently—well, maybe except for the Bullocks—and every time you invited me over, I feared getting caught, so that was why I declined. And honestly, Maude, you're no less attractive than any of the other women."
There was a moment of silence before Darrell finally spoke up. "Thank you for saying that, Robert. I think that's what Maude wanted to hear."
"I'm sorry, too, Maude," Joan offered. "I think we all said some things we really didn't mean. And Robert is right. You look very nice."
"You're right," Maude agreed. "I apologize also."
"Let's get back to the party," Robert suggested.