I suspected it was going to be a good weekend when I got home from work on Friday and saw my friend Emily's car in the driveway for the house I rented, instead of my roommate Andrew's. My suspicions were confirmed when I found Emily making out with my other roommate, Rachael, on the brown leather couch in our living room.
They continued to kiss for a long moment after I closed the front door behind me, flirty hands wandering over arms and shoulders. Quick smiles buried in the press of their lips told me they knew I was there. Eventually, Emily pulled her mouth away, taking Rachael's bottom lip with her. When it popped free from Emily's teeth, Rachael gasped. Emily stroked Rachael's cheek delicately before she jumped to her feet and walked quickly to me, throwing her arms around my chest, which was head-high for her. "Hey! I'm glad you're home," she told me.
I took a moment to enjoy her vanilla perfume mixed with my leather, cinnamon, and fenugreek cologne as it filled the air around me. "I'm dubious," I replied, "since it seemed like you two were doing fine without me, but thank you for saying so. It's good to see you too."
She squeezed me once before letting go. "You know my girlfriend, Rachael." She gestured expansively toward the couch, where Rachael beamed a smile at me. I wondered if Rachael's boyfriend, our other roommate Andrew, knew about her new title.
"She does look familiar. I'm sure it'll come to me." They both grinned. "To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?"
"To pleasure, of course," she responded without hesitation. "Rachael told me about what you two did." She hugged me again, much longer than before, and she favored me with a soft peck on the lips before she backed away. "Thank you for taking care of my precious, horny freak."
"It was, per the theme for tonight, my pleasure."
"Yes!" Emily agreed, thrusting her hands into the air and parading back to Rachael. She held my roommate's head to her abdomen and turned to look at me. "First, I'm disappointed you fucked her ass before mine. I'm the slutty one here."
"Then you should have given it up years ago. Do you know many bar pool tables I've eyefucked you on?"
"You think I don't do my best to get eyefucked on pool tables," she retorted, then paused with a thoughtful squint. "You need a pool table. I'm tired of only getting theoretically fucked on them."
I barked a laugh. "Wait. Does that mean you have some sort of table fettish?" Emily started to grin, but froze, and then started to count on her fingers, presumably the number of times she'd been fucked on a table. She glared at me when she reached the final tally, which almost exhausted both hands.
"Anyway," she continued with narrowed eyes, "Mine should've been the first ass you fucked, but I'm at least gonna be even with her before the night is over. I wish I could have seen it though." She looked down, locked eyes with Rachael, cupped her chin, and kissed her firmly.
"I have some good news then," I told them when the kiss separated. "I have pictures."
Both of their faces whipped around to mine. "You were taking pictures?" Rachael asked, confused, accurately remembering that she hadn't seen a camera in my hands while we pretended I was raping her.
"Just the aftermath. You were already unconscious. I wanted to tell you. I just haven't seen you much lately. I thought you'd want a few reminders as much as I did."
"Show us!" Emily demanded. Racahel immediately agreed. They gathered around me as I pulled up the dozen or so pictures I'd taken after I literally fucked Rachael senseless. Mostly, they were of her tits spilled on the mattress and my come leaking out of her ass, but I did have one cute shot of her face buried in her pillow, adorned with sweaty hair and the smallest hint of a smile. I realized I had been fondling Rachael's ass while we reminisced when I had to take my hand off it to put my phone away.
Emily turned back to me with lust and deviousness written on her face. "Rachael and I are going to go sit at the dinner table. We'll expect dinner in, oh, let's say an hour."
"So I'm your chef tonight?" I confirmed.
"People pay for pussy with food all the time," Emily answered dismissively. "You're getting a bargain, considering how many parts of how many people your dick is gonna be in tonight. You're also our ... " She scrunched her nose in thought, and then whispered something to Rachael.
"Roommate in waiting? Sex butler? Erotic attendant?" Rachael replied.
"That one!" Emily squealed and turned to me. "You are our Erotic Attendant tonight. You will provide any and all sexy services we need, obviously up to and including a hard dick. And we need some service right now." She pulled Rachael to her feet and spun her to face me before moving to stand behind her. "My girlfriend's tits need to be exposed so we can all enjoy a show before dinner. Come strip her from the waist up." She reached around Rachael to cup her breasts and lift them slightly. Rachael bit her lower lip, and a soft moan escaped her as her eyes sparkled.
I stood in front of Rachael, but reached around her head to grab Emily by the hair, using my grip to pull her face up Rachael's shoulder. "Doesn't she make the best noises when she's horny?" I asked Emily right beside Rachael's ear.
"And when she's getting fucked," Emily agreed. "Have you spanked her yet?" Rachael moaned again.
"No, but it sounds like that's item one on the agenda for tonight." I wasted no time pulling Rachael's black t-shirt over her head. Her shimmering, cream-colored bra greeted me, straining under the weight of her chest. I realized, though I'd had my hands on her tits twice before, I'd never removed a bra from her. She sighed contently as I slipped the straps gently from her shoulders and covered the red creases the garment left on her skin with soft kisses. Emily picked up my lead and did the same on her other shoulder. Content coos and whimpers leaked quietly from my roommate.
When I slid my hands around Rachael to unhook the unwanted impediment, I brushed Emily's tits. Since I'd gone much longer without fondling Emily than I had Rachael, I took a moment to dig my fingers into her breasts, which she leaned into eagerly after biting Rachael's neck, before I unhooked Rachael's bra and pulled it slowly down her arms.
As soon as it was free, before I got a chance to play with Rachael's fantastic breasts, Emily took a few quick steps around Rachael and hoisted her arms in the air for me to strip her. Instead, I reached down to grab Rachael's wrists, which I used to slap Rachael's hands onto Emily's chest. When Rachael's fingers grabbed Emily by the nipples, I kissed Emiliy hard. "Mmmm, oh, fuck yes," she mumbled into my mouth.
I decided to see how much Emily would enjoy the kind of aggression I'd shown Rachael. I pulled my friend from my roommate's eager grip and pushed her against a wall. She gasped at the impact, and then again when I shoved my hands up her shirt to fondle her roughly. When I yanked her shirt over her head and pinned her against the wall with a full body kiss, I heard Rachael scamper up the stairs to our bedroom area.
I had Emily bare-chested and wild-eyed by the time Rachael returned. She tapped me on the shoulder and favored me with an adorable smile. The smell of my cologne filled the air with a sudden renewal. "If I may..." she asked, gesturing with her head toward Emily. I stepped to the side, and Rachael grabbed two handfuls of Emily's hair. She then shoved her new girlfriend's face between her tits and rubbed it in circles. "I hope you don't mind that I borrowed some of your cologne. Not the new stuff though," Rachael said to me while Emily fondled and rubbed her face on Rachael's chest - the new stuff being the pine and honeysuckle scent I'd purchased when she'd asked me to wear something different while I attacked her, so I wouldn't smell familiar. She stretched up onto her toes and kissed my cheek. "That's only for me."
"I'm looking forward to wearing it again."
"I can't wait, but I wanna be in the shower next time, totally exposed and vulnerable and ... oohhhhh ... and so slippery anything can slide in anywhere." She released Emily's hair, grabbed her ass, and ground their groins together firmly.
Emily latched onto Rachael's butt and added pressure. She looked up at me as they both groaned. "Oh! I wanna watch and help next time." She bit Rachael's face lightly. "Maybe I convince you to rape her instead of me, like a Goldielocks thing." She grinned at me. "And all her holes are just right," she sang. "I'll hold her down, maybe sit on her face so she can't scream." The rough, brief kiss she pressed to Rachael's mouth was eagerly reciprocated.
"But that's for some other time," she told me as she pulled back from the kiss and stroked Rachael's breasts lightly. "Tonight, good food and another hot and dirty threesome, just like the first time, but with more anal." She smacked herself on the ass, and then took one of Rachael's hands and led her to my dining room.
Fortunately, I'd already planned to feed Rachael that night, so adding Emily was no big deal. We chatted about nothing important while I chopped, boiled, sauteed, layered, and baked dinner. They ooh'd appropriately at my sausage and zucchini lasagne as I presented them with quivering stacks of noodles, along with a glass of chianti.
As I was clearing the plates, Emily suddenly smacked Rachael on the tit. "You never told me you were into butt stuff! I'm still mad at you for that."