Honesty may be the best policy, but it doesn't always get you what you want!
JACK
I met April just after I moved to town - purely by chance at my new doctor's office -- she backed into my bumper and then got out to look at her car. If I had not been sitting in my parked pickup (I always arrive early for any appointment) I am not sure she would have owned up to it. She quickly explained that her car was named 'White Rabbit' (which she actually sang, off key, with a melody that sounded only vaguely like the old Jefferson Airplane song). She added that it was in fact, an old white VW Rabbit and her friends also said she drove it like she was on LSD. I found her so attractive that it actually sounded funny and cute when she said it and I laughed in the way that guys do when a very hot woman says something even vaguely funny.
White Rabbit was already so beat up and battered that it would have taken a very good forensics lab to tell which of many collisions caused what damage. My old Ford pickup had a shade tree mechanic welded pipe bumper that could survive a low speed collision with brick wall and need only a paintbrush to look like new. I spent very little time looking at either vehicle, because my eyeballs were glued to April. She was a tall and strong 5' 11", with medium length auburn hair and hazel eyes, a fair complexion, a sort of wild eyed smile, nice medium size breasts, really shapely legs, and an absolutely perfect inverted heart shaped ass.
APRIL
So this guy hit my car at the doctor's office and I was like, gosh, hope it will still run! I checked that none of the fenders were bent and touching a tire, and they weren't, so I was, like, good to go! But the guy was like, you hit my piece of shit truck, so I tried to distract him by talking some BS about my car!
And he was buying it! I think he dug my ass because he was looking at me and not the cars, which, when, I looked at him, was not so bad because he looked pretty well put together! So I gave him my best movie poster smile and said my name was April.
JACK
She said "you May call me April" which was sort of a lame pun, so I replied, cleverly I thought, that 'May' be 'jeJune', and my name was Jack but she didn't get it. I decided to immediately confront and overcome my normal intimidation when encountering such a hot woman and ask her out right now. I had just started a two year MBA program at Duke, and I did not know any females in town yet. I knew some of the guys I had met at the school's orientation program were throwing a party at the lake, and decided to ask her to accompany me.
She was looking pretty disinterested until I finally got my invitation out, but then she became quite animated and accepted. I told her I would pick her up Saturday morning at 9 and she agreed. I managed to ask her address, which she gave me distractedly and then drove off, humming to herself.
APRIL
So he made some lame April, May, and June joke like I have heard all my life since my parents gave me my stupid month name, and I was like, bored, except that I could tell I gave him a boner, and I had shit canned my ass wipe of an ex-boyfriend months ago when I moved to Durham from Nashville and I was getting pretty hard up! He finally got around to asking me out long after I had already decided I wanted him to but he finally figured that out, or at least decided to try me and asked me to go the lake which was cool because I wanted to see his abs and also see if wearing my thong gave him a bigger boner!
JACK
When I started classes at school I discovered that the party at the lake was not just thrown by some guys but a long standing first week tradition attended by all the MBA students, faculty and usually a good supply of undergrads. But I was still glad that I had invited April, and I had spent quite a few hours during class recalling her cute smile and awe inspiring ass.
I cleaned up the truck in anticipation of the party and kept up my running, pushups and sit-ups all week. In a burst of optimism, I even went to an oyster bar Friday night and had a couple of dozen raw oysters. Saturday morning I awoke very early and did a morning workout, had a light breakfast and a shower and shave, and drove over to pick up April. I was early and had to drive around a bit to kill time before 9.
APRIL
So I heard his pickup through the trailer window and he was like, ten minutes early which was encouraging but I was not ready yet! The fact that I had already memorized his engine note meant that my pussy and my ears were already synchronized on him and he was in for some, like, serious fucking.
I had been brushing my freshly shampooed hair for half an hour. I dabbed a little lipstick, dabbed some perfume, grabbed my sunglasses and sunscreen, and waited just inside the door for him to walk up. I was tensing and releasing my thigh muscles like crazy which usually means I am falling in love!
JACK
I definitely had the right address, and it really was a trailer park, but at least a well maintained one. April came out of the door just a few seconds after I turned off the pickup's engine. She had on a white terry cloth cover-up that was still untied enough to show a dark red thong that stopped my breathing for a second. Then she tied it the cover-up tight at the waist, and she looked like a package I really wanted to open.
She smiled as she looked at me, and I swear she looked down at my crotch when I opened the pickup door for her.
APRIL
I timed the close the goody girl cover-up just as he was really looking move perfectly and it made my heart flutter when he stared at me and I knew this was going to be a fun date. I thought he was newer to town than I was and wondered if he knew about the nude beach area at the lake.
I looked around the cab of the truck, and saw no sun screen, so I was going to get to use mine on him hooray, hooray, and I am already a little hot under the thong!
JACK
She looked so good that I was surprised she was going out with me! I drove toward the lake and asked her how long she had lived in Durham and what did she do for a living? She said she had been here about five months and came here to work for a real estate company for two years so she could get her full broker's license.
I told her I had just started school at Duke for an MBA and would also be here for two years, and that I gone to engineering school in Texas and then had moved from Oklahoma where I had worked for several years after college. Then I told her she looked beautiful and I was really glad I had met her.