Honesty may be the best policy, but it doesn't always get you what you want!
JACK
I met April just after I moved to town - purely by chance at my new doctor's office -- she backed into my bumper and then got out to look at her car. If I had not been sitting in my parked pickup (I always arrive early for any appointment) I am not sure she would have owned up to it. She quickly explained that her car was named 'White Rabbit' (which she actually sang, off key, with a melody that sounded only vaguely like the old Jefferson Airplane song). She added that it was in fact, an old white VW Rabbit and her friends also said she drove it like she was on LSD. I found her so attractive that it actually sounded funny and cute when she said it and I laughed in the way that guys do when a very hot woman says something even vaguely funny.
White Rabbit was already so beat up and battered that it would have taken a very good forensics lab to tell which of many collisions caused what damage. My old Ford pickup had a shade tree mechanic welded pipe bumper that could survive a low speed collision with brick wall and need only a paintbrush to look like new. I spent very little time looking at either vehicle, because my eyeballs were glued to April. She was a tall and strong 5' 11", with medium length auburn hair and hazel eyes, a fair complexion, a sort of wild eyed smile, nice medium size breasts, really shapely legs, and an absolutely perfect inverted heart shaped ass.
APRIL
So this guy hit my car at the doctor's office and I was like, gosh, hope it will still run! I checked that none of the fenders were bent and touching a tire, and they weren't, so I was, like, good to go! But the guy was like, you hit my piece of shit truck, so I tried to distract him by talking some BS about my car!
And he was buying it! I think he dug my ass because he was looking at me and not the cars, which, when, I looked at him, was not so bad because he looked pretty well put together! So I gave him my best movie poster smile and said my name was April.
JACK
She said "you May call me April" which was sort of a lame pun, so I replied, cleverly I thought, that 'May' be 'jeJune', and my name was Jack but she didn't get it. I decided to immediately confront and overcome my normal intimidation when encountering such a hot woman and ask her out right now. I had just started a two year MBA program at Duke, and I did not know any females in town yet. I knew some of the guys I had met at the school's orientation program were throwing a party at the lake, and decided to ask her to accompany me.
She was looking pretty disinterested until I finally got my invitation out, but then she became quite animated and accepted. I told her I would pick her up Saturday morning at 9 and she agreed. I managed to ask her address, which she gave me distractedly and then drove off, humming to herself.
APRIL
So he made some lame April, May, and June joke like I have heard all my life since my parents gave me my stupid month name, and I was like, bored, except that I could tell I gave him a boner, and I had shit canned my ass wipe of an ex-boyfriend months ago when I moved to Durham from Nashville and I was getting pretty hard up! He finally got around to asking me out long after I had already decided I wanted him to but he finally figured that out, or at least decided to try me and asked me to go the lake which was cool because I wanted to see his abs and also see if wearing my thong gave him a bigger boner!
JACK
When I started classes at school I discovered that the party at the lake was not just thrown by some guys but a long standing first week tradition attended by all the MBA students, faculty and usually a good supply of undergrads. But I was still glad that I had invited April, and I had spent quite a few hours during class recalling her cute smile and awe inspiring ass.
I cleaned up the truck in anticipation of the party and kept up my running, pushups and sit-ups all week. In a burst of optimism, I even went to an oyster bar Friday night and had a couple of dozen raw oysters. Saturday morning I awoke very early and did a morning workout, had a light breakfast and a shower and shave, and drove over to pick up April. I was early and had to drive around a bit to kill time before 9.
APRIL
So I heard his pickup through the trailer window and he was like, ten minutes early which was encouraging but I was not ready yet! The fact that I had already memorized his engine note meant that my pussy and my ears were already synchronized on him and he was in for some, like, serious fucking.
I had been brushing my freshly shampooed hair for half an hour. I dabbed a little lipstick, dabbed some perfume, grabbed my sunglasses and sunscreen, and waited just inside the door for him to walk up. I was tensing and releasing my thigh muscles like crazy which usually means I am falling in love!
JACK
I definitely had the right address, and it really was a trailer park, but at least a well maintained one. April came out of the door just a few seconds after I turned off the pickup's engine. She had on a white terry cloth cover-up that was still untied enough to show a dark red thong that stopped my breathing for a second. Then she tied it the cover-up tight at the waist, and she looked like a package I really wanted to open.
She smiled as she looked at me, and I swear she looked down at my crotch when I opened the pickup door for her.
APRIL
I timed the close the goody girl cover-up just as he was really looking move perfectly and it made my heart flutter when he stared at me and I knew this was going to be a fun date. I thought he was newer to town than I was and wondered if he knew about the nude beach area at the lake.
I looked around the cab of the truck, and saw no sun screen, so I was going to get to use mine on him hooray, hooray, and I am already a little hot under the thong!
JACK
She looked so good that I was surprised she was going out with me! I drove toward the lake and asked her how long she had lived in Durham and what did she do for a living? She said she had been here about five months and came here to work for a real estate company for two years so she could get her full broker's license.
I told her I had just started school at Duke for an MBA and would also be here for two years, and that I gone to engineering school in Texas and then had moved from Oklahoma where I had worked for several years after college. Then I told her she looked beautiful and I was really glad I had met her.
APRIL
He looked so good I was looking for the catch! He was in good shape, with a little bit of the redneck look with more tan on his neck and arms and face than abdomen or back but he had fabulous abs that I already wanted to lick and was he not wearing some candy ass artsy-fartsy tee shirt to show he was an intellectual but rather just no shirt at all and no gut hanging out and good pecs too. He looked like a real man and now I really wanted him to fuck me!
He said he was a mechanical and petroleum engineer and maybe being out on rigs explained the red neck tan and I thought maybe when he got his MBA he would be some kind of big shot and I noticed he had forearms like Popeye and my daddy always saying, before he left when I was ten, that guys with forearms like Popeye are the ones you don't ever want to get into a fistfight with. And then he said I was beautiful and didn't use any bullshit weasel words like amazing or stunning or worst of all interesting but just plain good old beautiful and I got all popcorn and melted butter inside.
JACK
So we arrive at the lake and I followed the signs to the 'MBA picnic' and parked. I went around the truck to open her door and she looked right at my crotch again and I got a little self conscious about my fully erect but below average sized package. We ended up parked right next to the brand new Jaguar of Mr. Snooty MBA class president and his girlfriend who was pretty hot but lukewarm compared to April! Besides his jag was red and if he had any class at all it would have been British Racing Green!
I saw the girlfriend looking daggers at April but looking at me with new respect, as Mr. Snooty was noticing nothing but April! Eat your heart out, dude! I whispered to April that she was really smoking the competition.
APRIL
So I figured out what the catch might be as Jack's boner looked pretty hard but not all that big. Then this snooty looking fool in a red Jaguar parked next to us stared at me and his ice queen girlfriend stared the big awful mega die bitch die at me as I got out of Jack's truck.
Jack leaned over and whispered in my ear in this Texas slang kind of drawl y'all thang that he would jump right over three of her to get to one of me and I decided that Jack's dick would be just fine!
JACK
So I found a good place near the water and with a good view without having to look into the sun and spread out a canvas tarp and then a jumbo sized beach towel on top of it. I went back to the truck for the ice chest and returned to find that April had put on her sunglasses, taken off her cover-up, rolled it up into a pillow, and positioned herself to catch some rays. She looked good enough to eat and I said so.
I asked her if she wanted a water, a beer, or a coke? She said water first to make sure she was fully hydrated and then beer to make sure she was fully relaxed. Maybe there was more complexity to April than I thought? Then she asked me to if I wanted her to rub some sunscreen on me and without hesitation I said that all my life I had been waiting for girl as hot as she was to do that for me.
APRIL
So by the time he got back with the ice chest I think I was perfectly displayed and he looked at me all over with no pretense and I liked that and I thought I wanted him to slowly and thoroughly eat me and he came right out and said he wanted to too and I was all hot popping in oil popcorn and melted butter again.