I called Joan as I was leaving the parking lot at Best Buy to make sure she was going to be there and be ready for us. "Sure thing ,babe." she told me. "I even got a surprise for your girlfriend." She wouldn't tell me what it was, but I decided I'd find out soon enough anyway. Linzy called me and told me to meet her down the street, at one of her friends house.
She was standing at the edge of the drive way with a duffle bag thrown over her shoulder, the strap crossing and separating her gorgeous tits over her tight low-cut shirt. "Don't get out, don't put it in park, just go." She barked at me and jumped in the Jeep before I even pulled in her friends driveway.
"What the hell was that all about?" I asked her as I rounded the next corner in her little suburban neighborhood.
She grinned at me and threw her bag over the seat into the back. "Nothing." I glared at her. "Seriously, Jeremy, nothing. I just told Mia that I was spending the weekend with my new boyfriend, and I don't really want her knowing that I'm fucking my cousin, okay?" I nodded, understanding, and smiled when she leaned across the seat to kiss me on the cheek. "I mean, not everyone would be as understanding as Nani, or this Indian girl you've hooked us up with." She must've noticed the smile fading or me thinking about Joan freaking out. "You did tell her I'm your cousin didn't you?" I shook my head. "Dammit Jeremy! What the fuck does she think then? I'm your girlfriend and I want to have a weekend long threesome with her?"
"Isn't that what you wanted me to tell Shard?" I accused. "I mean hell Linzy, you can't expect everyone to see it how we see it. It's easier to tell someone we're just dating than we're committing incest." I stopped at a red light and saw her sulking. "It's not even that much of a lie is it?" She glanced at me, but turned back away. "Really, it isn't. We talk on a daily basis, we love spending time together, we go out on dates and we have sex. If you're not my girlfriend, then what are you?" I asked.
She didn't answer until I was on the interstate back into the city. "I don't know." she said. "I just don't like lying to people." We were both silent for a few miles, then she turned to me with a smile. "Am I really your girlfriend?"
I grinned. "Yeah, I guess you are. I don't know what else to call it." With that, Linzy unbuckled her seat belt and moved closer to me. She kissed my neck and ran her hand up my thigh. In a few deft movements, her hand was massaging my cock inside my boxers.
She stopped after a few strokes and pulled her hand away, eliciting a groan of disappointment from me. "There's cum dried to your dick!" Linzy accused. "Who did you fuck today, hunh? The little hairy hippie girl? Or did Mary show up at work for round two?" I honestly thought I was trouble for a second, then I glanced at her and saw a huge grin on her face.
"You get turned on when I talk about fucking other girls don't you?" I asked. "Most girlfriends get jealous over that kinda stuff you know?"
"Most girlfriends aren't your cousin." Linzy reminded me. "So who was it?" she pressed. I reached behind me to grab my camera and handed it to her, telling her how to cut it on and play the video. "I know, I know. I'm not as electronically illiterate as your brother." she kept telling me, and before long I heard Georgette's recorded voice spewing from the tiny speakers on the camera. "Oh my God, those are fuckin huge!" Linzy cried.
"I know right?" I laughed. As she watched, stunned by the size of the short blonde's tits. I recounted the happenings with Shard and how I ended up getting blown in the bathroom at Best-Buy. "So, is that good for the site?" I asked.
Linzy looked at me sideways. "You're joking right?" She said. "You honestly think I'd put this on my website?" I wrinkled my forehead, trying to think why she wouldn't. "I mean, with the follow-up she promised, this would be perfect for the launch." she finally said.
"You're a bitch." I laughed out.
She laughed too. "Oh, you think so?" I nodded. "Then we'll see how much of a bitch I am when I don't suck you off on the way to Joan's dorm." Damn my big mouth. Well, that just made me drive faster, so it at least it didn't take to long. On the way there, I reminded Linzy that Joan had made me promise she'd get an hour alone with her. Joan was waiting outside for us in a jogging suit, not much unlike the one she was wearing last time I met her, only she had a baby-doll t-shirt on over her sports bra.. "Oh God, Jeremy, you didn't tell me she was fucking cut like that." Linzy accused in awe of Joan's exposed abs.
I smiled wider. "What's wrong? Jealous?" I looked over at her as I pulled up to Joan. "Or just really turned on?" She smirked at me and I knew the answer was both. "What's up?" I asked Joan through my rolled-down window.
She smiled. "Not much, just thought we'd get some dinner before the festivities." She looked at Linzy in the passenger seat, with her low-cut top showing off her DDs, and her purple hair framing her milk-white face, she probably looked like half the girls Joan made fun of in high school. "Hi." she grinned uneasily, and offered a hand. "I'm Joan, hope you don't mind me sharing your boy-toy."
Linzy snorted and grabbed her hand. "Corse not, there's more than enough of both of us to go around." she grinned back and let go and motioned for Joan to hop in the back seat. "If you wanna see something crazy, turn on that camera back there."
"Oh, you got a new one already?" Joan asked me and I nodded while she fiddled with switches until I once again heard Georgette's voice. "Holy shit those are big!" the Indian girl gaped. "What is that like, a double F or something?" Linzy and I just laughed. "So you just go around filming everything you fuck? She asked when the tape ended.
"Actually..." Linzy started and told her the details of her get-rich-quick porno scheme on the net.
Joan nodded and listened intently. "Cool, can I get in on it?"
"Uh, you kinda already are" I told her. "I filmed Wednesday night, remember?" Joan of course remembered, but told us that without a contract, we couldn't post anything with her face and expect to get money from it without a lawsuit. "You're a cold bitch." I told her, and she retorted with how she was raised by a man who owns a casino, what did I expect?. "So how much do you want?" I asked.
"Recognition, that's all." She answered to my and Linzy's relief. "Seriously, though, you two will need an attorney if you're really doing this without prior consent."
"And where do we find one of those willing to represent us?" Linzy mocked.
Joan smiled and held her hand up between us. "Joan Crow, Apprentice Paralegal, at your service." I laughed and shook her hand. "But that service does come with a fee, we'll discuss that later though." Dinner consisted of a trip to a Chinese buffet, where Joan put both us to shame, eating four plates of food and two ice-cream cones before she was done, all while flirting with Linzy enough to make me feel like a third wheel. "What? You don't get a body like mine starving yourself. Muscle's need fuel." She told us as she was downing what had to be her dozenth pork-filled egg roll. She then followed that statement by a loud belch. "I'm stuffed." she giggled
"Not yet you aren't" I joked and winked at her. Linzy thought it was so funny she spit Diet Coke across the table. When I got back to the Jeep to take the girls back to the dorm, Linzy climbed in the back next to Joan, and I adjusted the mirror to see what was goin on. There was a kiss, some light petting, then I heard something about Jeremy's Rules of the Jeep Taxi. "I think in this case, the rules can go to hell." I announced and adjusted my mirror a little more as I heard a belt being unclasped. Thank God for red lights. I stopped and turned in my seat to look back at Linzy sucking greedily on Joan's right nipple, moaning into it as Joan had her hand shoved down Linzy's pants fingering her clit.