Alena had no classes the following day and lounged around until noon, and then went shopping for a new dress and matching shoes.
On returning to her apartment, she opened the laptop and found an interesting response to her advertisement.
Couple, disease free, seek female to play with. $$$ to be made. Call _________. Ask for Patty.
Alena had to smile as she read the ad. Then she called the number and got an answering machine. She left an appropriate message, adding that she expected $300 for two hours work and gave them her phone number.
An hour later an anxious female called.
"Hi, I'm Patty. Are you the one answering the ad?"
"Yes, I am. You know the price?"
"Yes, we're fine with it."
"Okay, I'm free this evening...."
"We were hoping you might be available in the next hour or so."
"That's possible. Let me rearrange my schedule and... if you'll give me an address and directions...."
They agreed to meet at a restaurant first before heading off to the couple's apartment. Alena showed up on time and immediately recognized the couple from their pictures. She made a bee-line for their table and the man; whose name she remembered was Terry, quickly stood and held her chair out for her.
"Thank you, Terry," she said, feeling an embarrassment coming on because they were dressed so well and she had worn her $52, 'fuck me', low cut red dress.
"I love your dress," The woman, Patty said with enough sincerity in her voice that Alena believed her.
Terry's eyes never left her breasts as he ordered a bottle of white Italian wine for them.
"As you can tell from the way Terry's ogling them, we think you have splendid tits. I prefer calling them tits, as opposed to breasts or tata's, or any other name you can think of," Patty laughed.
"I don't care what you call them as long as you like them," Alena said, more seriously than intended.
"Good, I think we'll all get along just fine. Terry is 28, and I'm somewhat older... 35, truth be told. You're probably 20 – 21, am I right?"
""I'm 20, going on 21."
"Are you concerned with Terry's endowment?"
"Not in the least," Alena responded.
Patty smiled, Cheshire-like. "I like your answer. Actually, he's hung like a horse. What are you, Dev, eight or nine inches?'
"Eight and a half, Patty."
Alena studied Patty while the waiter hovered about, making suggestions. Her dark hair was braided and wrapped over the top of her head. Her make-up was expensive yet designed to look as if it hadn't been applied. She wore a full length caftan which didn't reveal much of her figure, but Alena knew she had a lovely figure under it and was anxious to see them both nude.
"Am I to take it that you find me acceptable?" Alena asked when the waiter left with their orders.
"We haven't decided yet," Terry said as he placed his hand on hers; sudden warmth swept over Alena. She liked them both, and wanted the night to go well.
"Will I know by the time dinner's over?"
"Yes," Patty answered for them, "We'll definitely know by then." Then she proceeded to enlighten Alena about their sexual interests, and when Alena registered no apparent shock and remained seated, actually smiling at them as Patty discussed one sordid possibility after another. Patty smiled back and said, "You'll do, just fine. Our apartment is nearby, would you prefer dessert first, or would you prefer us for dessert?"
"I'd prefer the two of you... but I'd like the money up front."
"When we get to the apartment," Terry said off-handedly.
"Um, I'd prefer it now, if you don't mind."
"Why now?" Patty asked, revealing that she was somewhat peeved by Alena's demand.
"Simply for security reasons; I'll deposit the money in my ATM account on the way to the room. You should appreciate this," she said giving them both a broad smile. "One, acceptance of the money removes me as a potential law enforcement agent. And two, it protects me in the event the two of you are, in fact, law enforcement yourselves."
"Actually it does neither," Terry said as he signaled Patty that he was fine with Alena's request and reached for his wallet, peeled off four hundred dollar bills and gave them to Alena, who put them in her purse.
They had to make a slight detour to allow Alena to deposit the money, and then made directly for the apartment.
Terry had Alena sit on the sofa after they reached the room while Patty 'got into something more comfortable.'
When she returned, Alena turned her attention to Patty. She was a statuesque brunette, wearing only a man's white shirt, a thong, black stockings and endowed with a gigantic pair of breasts and a very slim waist. Her hair was tied into a single ponytail. Quite frankly, her facial features were plain. Alena thought that if not for the huge breasts, Patty wouldn't get a second look from the drug store cowboys who stood on the corner every night.
"First things first, I always say," Patty giggled and then moved to take Alena in her arms and kissed her while her right hand fondled Alena's left breast.
"Mmmm, nice and firm," Patty chirped."Feel mine; I'm not wearing a bra."
Alena gave Patty's breast a light squeeze and ran her palm over a rapidly hardening nipple.
"Patty likes having her tits played with," Terry said, not having moved from his chair which was directly across from the two women.
"Don't we all?" Alena laughed and gave Patty's other breast the same treatment.
Then she reached around Patty and drew her close and kissed her. Alena let her fingers draw across Patty's ears and down to her neck. Patty moaned and her breathing accelerated. Alena nuzzled in closer, their legs entwined, and she began kissing Patty's neck, nibbled on her earlobe, and then sucked along the edge of the ear.
"Whoa, you two should get a room," Terry laughed and approached the women.
"We have a room, darling," Patty whimpered as she worked a hand under the neckline of Alena's dress and teased the nipple she found waiting there.
"Mmm, how do you want to do this, Patty?" Alena whispered.
"With as much enjoyment as possible," Patty replied while producing a cigarette lighter and a joint containing some very potent marijuana, a strain appropriately named, appropriately enough, 'Thunderfuck,' which she passed to Alena after lighting up and taking a toke.
After everyone had a hit, Terry said, "Now that we're relaxing, why don't you come outside with me to catch a breath of fresh air. You and I can watch a beautiful sunset from the balcony."
Alena stood up and walked over to the balcony door Terry was holding open, and they walked out onto the secluded, screened-in balcony.
Patty sat in a well-positioned easy chair, ready to enjoy whatever came next, content to play the part of voyeur watching her husband and Alena through the glass door. Terry offered the joint to Alena, who accepted it and took a deep hit, and relaxed.
Terry embraced her and she clung to him, caressing his back as he touched her hair and then her face.
"Mmmm," Alena sighed when he kissed her. Alena's mood went through several cycles in rapid succession. The weed certainly played a role in her actions, but she had been anticipating this double coupling ever since she'd read their ad.
Her hands were all over him, she grabbed his ass as he pressed a hand on her breast.
They continued kissing, swapping spit, dueling tongues... she reached for him, squeezed his erection as he freed her left breast from the skimpy folds of her red dress. Seconds later her dress was on the floor of the balcony and she stood there wearing just a thong and heels, in full view of anyone happening to look out their window in their direction.
Patty called out to them, "You two better get back inside. Security will be getting calls about some exhibitionist in our apartment. We don't want that."
They returned to the room, closing the balcony drapes and moving to join Patty, who was removing her white shirt. Alena smiled appreciatively on seeing Patty's breasts, which jutted proudly, with no noticeable sag whatsoever.
"I hope I look that good when I'm your age, Patty," Alena said and meant it.
"Thank you, Alena. It's always nice to hear I've got great tits."
The only garments remaining on Patty's body was a thong, a black pair of highly erotic thigh highs with a scalloped design in the elastic at the top, and heels, which gave her legs a sexy look.
Then a serious expression crossed Patty's face. She whispered a couple of words to her husband and he nodded. Turning to Alena, she said, "C'mon, sweetie, have you ever used a bidet?"
"Um, no... I haven't," Alena replied, thinking, 'What do I know about those things? Nothing, nothing at all, except it's a device for women to cleanse themselves... maybe.'
The two women marched into the master bathroom together and closed the door behind them. "I hope I'm not embarrassing you by bringing you in with me, but I have to go and I didn't want you and Devon starting without me," Patty said as she squatted over the toilet and let loose a forceful stream of urine.
Alena watched soberly as Patty grabbed a handful of toilet paper and wiped herself.
"Did you think I brought you in here for some water sports?" she asked playfully.
Alena wasn't sure what Patty meant and didn't reply.
"Well in a way I did. Watch me while I make use of the bidet. It's a lovely tool, I just wish I had one at home."
That said Patty squatted over the bidet, and facing Alena, reached back and turned on the water. "You need to bend down to see what's going on. The water shoots up and cleans the pussy, or if I shift a little... like so... the water hits my ass. At any rate it feels delightful and cleans one at the same time."
Patty stood up and turned. Alena saw that her behind was still dripping water off of it. Patty took a small towel from the rack alongside the toilet and wiped herself dry.
"Now you try it, Alena."
"I... I didn't pee," she protested.
"No, but I'm going to eat that lovely pussy of yours. I'd like it nice and clean for me. So..." she gestured toward the bidet with her hand. "...Please?"