The best part of the week was just about 30 minutes away, and I was getting seriously pumped up for it. My kids were taken care of, it was payday, and a good rock band was due at Sassy's, the only place to go.
Darren and Mark walked pass my workstation and I tried not to be seen looking up. 'Stem', as we call Mark, is a 6'4" black guy with a nice ass and a friendly personality. He loves to tease me as I sit, walk, or invite him to stare. The teasing goes both ways, and I get a lot of mixed messages from him, but I know he wants me! Unfortunately, Darren wants me, too, and I can't stand that jerk! He's always offering to pick up anything on the floor around me just to 'get low' by my legs. He thinks he's just as 'good to go' as Mark but he's balding & blonde, with a beer belly. I cringe as Mark stops to talk only because Darren gets a reason to gawk.
"Hey, 'Ms. Main Squeeze', how 'bout you and me gettin' a little sticky after work? I got a pocket full of change and you got the 'right stuff'", Mark breathed softly into my ear.
"Yo, mama, and I got the stuff to stuff in your stuff so." Darren started but I ignored him (as usual!) and feigned hunger as I said, "Stem, who needs cash to 'get sticky', except Darren-jerk?"
"I got yo jerk right here, mama, and I'll."
"Come on, D, give the lady and me some space, cool?" Always the diplomat, Mark gently shoves his friend on down the aisle and Darren leaves grumbling. But, we are at a loss to continue the sexual banter without an audience. In fact, we are so completely embarrassed that we can hardly look at each other. Oh well, we do work well together.
"I'm going to Sassy's tonight with a girlfriend and I'll see you there if you finally decide to come." I had made this offer for months but either shyness or something else (what, damnit?) had kept him away. This time:
"You know I'd like to..., you know...go there, but..."
"It's OK, Mark. I was going to be there with the 'hens', anyway and I don't see you as the gossiping type! But, remember, I dress a lot differently when I'm outta here!"
His troubled eyes lit up and, although I knew what was coming, his polite refusal was turned into another sexy tease and he smiled as he went to find Darren.
Rush hour traffic home. Bills in the mailbox. A message from the supreme asshole on my Phonemate. Hell, by 7:30, I was more than ready to 'party hardy'. Jaime wasn't. She's never ready before 10:00 so I was extremely eager to hit the road by the time she got to my house.
And, the bar was completely packed: looking though a window I could glimpse people all over the dance floor, at every table, all the barstools, and dart boards. The line outside wasn't long but it was all guys so I did the 'brush-and-bump' right up to the front, with Jaime close behind. She really got into it, stopping to talk to a couple of guys and rubbing her hand on one big kid's zipper, too close for most of us to see. But I got a clear shot of his rapidly growing bulge. ‘Only boys with toys’, I thought.
At the front door, we encountered the bouncer/doorman and, grinning, he asked,
"What the hell do you think you're doing? The line forms to the rear and yours belongs back there!" The guys in line were laughing their heads off. Jaime put on her best little pout as she sat down (in her short skirt!) on the sidewalk near the front of the line. She didn't show much but that was all it took. When an older couple departed, the two guys in the front of the line didn't even start for the door; they looked down at Jaime and offered their places inside if we promised them a dance.
"What about a couple of shots, too? We can't just be 'bought' that easily" she pushed. I was as stunned as the two guys but the line was whistling and shouting and begging to be asked the same question, so the front runners for entry got enough popular support to promise the drinks. The doorman just shook his head as we slid past him, Jaime with a tight grab of his ass as she went in.
Another scam got us a table close to the dance floor and we were in business. The usual suspects were all there but there were a lot of newcomers, too. Although we agree to come together and leave together, we pretty much 'roam the range' and target guys separately. This works pretty well because she's fast and I'm choosy; I need big and black but all she needs is breathing with money and some ability to dance. She was still looking, though, when I saw what I wanted: 'T.B.& H.' was already on the move towards me!