Andrea and I had had a thing, four or five years ago, way back when we still worked together. It had only lasted about a week, but it had been a quite memorable week (at least for me it sure was!), and we had managed to stay good friends after. We'd gone on to pursue different careers, and Andrea had become a dedicated, full-time lesbian, and occasionally we'd even dated the same girls (though never at the same time). We were pretty close and we hung out a lot but things weren't sexual between us at all; and (aside from the occasional masturbatory fantasy) I was fine with that.
And then one afternoon in October Andrea told me that she and Jessica were thinking of having a baby. She and Jess had been together over a year, and they shared an apartment. They seemed really happy.
"Which one of you would get pregnant?" I asked over a large ice coffee.
"Ugh, not me!" Andrea said, slurping her coffee, "The idea of a fetus growing inside me kind of creeps me out... reminds me of that movie 'Aliens'. No, that would be Jess, absolutely. She's really into the idea of being a mommy."
Jessica was cuter than hell. She's about four years younger than Andrea; a little shorter and a little chubbier. They often get mistaken for sisters, which drives Jess crazy and amuses the heck out of Andrea. To me they look like a matched pair of muppets, a dykey Bert and Ernie; one bigger, one smaller, all soft and fuzzy and kind of goofy looking with their matching geeky glasses. A couple of sexy as all hell muppets.
"So listen..."
"Go ahead."
"Well..." Andrea stirred the ice in her coffee with a straw. "We were wondering... we were wondering what you would think of being the dad?"
Wow. That threw me for a loop. It was so totally out of left field that I didn't know what to say.
"Can I think it over?" I managed.
"Of course." Andrea seemed relieved. "It's a big thing. Of course you should think it over. We'd be really honored though if you'd do it. We talked it over for a long time. You're the coolest guy either of us know."
Wow, I wasn't entirely sure that I'd ever been described as cool before.
"Would you do artificial insemination?"
"Are you kidding?? That's expensive! Besides... where's the fun in that?"
We let it go at that, and I went home and thought about it and thought about it some more.
A couple days later, the phone rang. It was Andrea.
"Have you thought about it?"
"Yeah, I sure have."
"And?"
I took a deep breath. "I'd be happy to help you guys out."
"Awesome!!" there was a pause on her end of the line, "Listen..."
"I'm all ears."
"Next Friday is Jess' 25th birthday. I was wondering if you'd like to come over and help us... celebrate a little?"
Now that I had committed myself, I couldn't wait to start. "I'll be there." I said.
"Excellent!" Andrea said, "We'll see you Friday!"
My dick was already hard.
The rest of the week crawled by. Work was annoying. I kept getting distracted. And then on Friday, I had to work late.
I took the subway out to their apartment in Brooklyn as soon as I got out of the office. It was already dark. Andrea met me downstairs. She was so full of nervous energy that she couldn't stand still.
"Come on up!" she said, hopping from one foot to the other, "We've been waiting for you! I mean, I have. Jessica knows she's getting a birthday surprise tonight, but she doesn't know what."
Andrea led me up the stairs, four flights up to their apartment. She was wearing a black t-shirt and faded blue jeans, and I got to watch her cute little butt wiggle along in that tight, soft denim a few steps ahead of me. She had the sexiest ass. I was hoping that I'd get a chance to have another look at it soon, much more up-close and personal.
Andrea opened the front door of the apartment and pressed one finger to her lips in a gesture that meant 'silence'. We both kicked off our shoes in the front hall, and she took me by the hand and led me to the closed door of their bedroom. Her hand felt small in mine, and it was hot and sweaty.
She opened the bedroom door and pulled me in behind her. My erection was making an embarrassing lump in the front of my slacks, and it brushed against Andrea's jean-clad ass as we slipped through the bedroom door. She grinned at me, a nervous grin.
Jessica was lying face down on the bed. She was wearing a blindfold and a little black party dress, and her hands were cuffed behind her back. At the sound of us coming into the room, she turned her head.
"Your surprise is ready My Love," Andrea said, tugging me forward, "Are you ready?"
"I can't wait!" Jessica said, "What is it?"
Andrea was obviously having trouble keeping from giggling. She guided me over to the edge of the bed. She mimed unbuttoning pants. I got the hint and undid my slacks, letting them drop around my ankles in a heap. I felt like a dork standing there in my work shirt, socks and boxer shorts with a prominent erection. Andrea rolled her eyes at me and made pulling down motions. I pulled down my boxers and kicked them and my pants out of the way. I realized that I was blushing. Andrea made a face and gave me a look. I wasn't sure what that look was trying to say.
I had never really seen Andrea and Jessica kiss before. I mean, I had seen them kiss, like casually, but not like this. Andrea rolled Jess onto her back, still cuffed and blindfolded, and kissed her deeply and passionately. I thought they were beautiful like that, and it made my dick even harder than it already was.
When they were done kissing, Andrea moved Jess so that she was sitting at the side of the bed, near where I was standing. She winked at me and pressed her index finger to Jessica's lips, encouraging her to suck it like a little dick.
Jessica is so fucking cute! I remember when they first started dating, I had had fantasies about getting to watch just about exactly what I was watching now. Jess stands almost six inches shorter than Andrea, five foot nothing, and has kind of scruffy short hair, big boobs for her size, glasses, and the cutest little upturned nose with a tiny silver ring in it.
She was sucking Andrea's finger something fierce. "God I'm horny Dre," she said in between slurps, "God Damn I want you to fuck me cross-eyed! Are you ready to give me my present yet?"
Andrea took her finger away and guided Jessica's head toward my dick. I could feel hot breath on the head of my penis. Her mouth was millimeters away.
"Take this in your mouth Baby Love," she said, "Suck it real good for me."
Andrea pushed Jessica's head down until her lips touched my waiting penis. Then Jess eagerly enveloped my cock with her hot mouth. I was in heaven. Andrea grabbed a big fistful of Jess' hair, pulling her up and off my dick. They kissed again, ferociously. Then Jessica broke off the kiss.
"Holy fuck Andrea, it's REAL! This is the best birthday present ever!!"
"Mmm-Hmm!" Andrea pulled the blindfold off and roughly shoved her (not unwilling) girlfriend back down onto my waiting dick. Jessica licked and slurped with gusto.
Oh My God, her mouth felt so good, so hot and so wet, I couldn't help moaning out loud. Jess smiled up at me with her big brown eyes, keeping her mouth full of my cock. Andrea was beaming like a proud parent.
Andrea pinched one of Jessica's nipples through the black party dress, and with one hand on the back of her girlfriend's head she forced Jess further and further down my cock, until her nose was buried in my pubes. I was afraid that she'd gag or choke, but she never did. I felt her swallow the end of my cock into her throat, and she kept doing the most amazing things to me with her tongue.
"Gawd Andrea, make her stop!" I wasn't going to be able to hold out long, not at this rate, "I can't help it. I'm going to come!"
"Don't you DARE come!" hissed Andrea, grabbing a fist full of Jessica's hair.
"Mmmm-Mmmm-Mmmm," agreed Jessica. Her boobs had spilled out the front of her dress and were shaking delightfully as she worked. The fingers of Andrea's left hand were busy underneath that black dress.
"Don't you dare waste your come in her mouth!" Andrea warned me.
I felt my orgasm start in the bottom of my feet, I curled my toes and clenched with every muscle in my body. I tried to concentrate on differential calculus. What is the formula for finding limits? I tried to remember the Fundamental Theorem. Jessica had lifted her mouth off my swollen dick and was looking up at me, one eyebrow raised.
One thick fat droplet of semen oozed out of the end of my enflamed cock. Jessica grinned widely and wickedly, stuck out her tongue, and fastidiously licked it off the tip of my (almost) painfully hard erection.