Note:
Miss Z, a fan of mine wrote:
I quote, "Saheb Ji, you are discriminating against Muslim girls' .They also deserve a good fucking…. We (Miss Z and her two friends, Miss R and Miss F) also appeal to you write a story involving three of us. Our fantasies are Hindu guys fucking us with their mighty lunds (cocks) and then exchanging partners."
I have written this story keeping their fantasy in mind.
Saheb Sahebji
Monday, 15th July (Present):
It was the monsoon season but we had had no rain. Since a week the weatherman, in his daily forecast in newspapers, has been promising rain. Even the weather forecast for today read "Wide spread thunder showers". The summer had been long and very hot. Even the air conditioners could not cope with the heat.
In the afternoon, I was in my office working, sweating and cursing the heat. Then suddenly black clouds appeared from nowhere. It became dark and with a loud clap of thunder the skies opened up. It had started to rain heavily. I heaved a sigh of relief. I went to the window and looked out. Thank God, for once the weatherman was right.
I saw that those lucky ones, who had put their faith in the weatherman, opened their umbrellas and went about their business but the non-believers, like me, scurried for cover. The street urchins were having a gala time, dancing and laughing in the rain.
I opened the window to let the cool breeze in. The work could wait. It was time to take a break. I made a cup of coffee and carried it to my desk. Then lighting a cigarette, I slowly sipped the brew. As I drank the coffee I poked around in the drawers of my desk. I spotted a dairy with a very colorful jacket. Whose diary could it be? I opened it. The first page read:
Dearest Saheb,
Thank you for making our holiday in Nepal a memorable one.
I am leaving this dairy with you to remind you of your promise to write about all that happened in Kathmandu.
With hugs and tons of kisses xxxxxxxxx,
Lovingly yours,
Shazia
She was right. I had promised to write about it. When I returned from Kathmandu so much work had piled up that I decided to write the story later. Later it had completely slipped my mind.
I flicked through the pages of the diary and the memories of the wonderful holiday flooded my mind……
Thursday, 10th May, (several years ago):
It was very hot. It was only the beginning of May. The day temperatures were around forty-five degrees Celsius. The schools had closed a fortnight earlier for the summer vacations because of the heat.
My wife had taken the children to spend their vacations with her parents. I was alone. There was no relief from the heat. I looked at the weather forecast, 44.6 degrees, promising another scorcher. It was 11 a.m. and I was still in the cool comfort of my bedroom. The telephone rang. It was my wife.
'Saheb, are you all right?' she asked.
'Yes, why?' I replied.
'I rang up the office. You were not there. What are you doing at home at this hour?' she asked.
'It is very hot outside. I don't have the strength to go out,' I replied.
'You poor dear, I feel sorry for you. I know that you don't tolerate the heat well,' she said.
'Don't worry, I'll survive. This heat can't last long,' I replied.
'I would have suggested that you join us but it is miserably hot here also,' she said, 'I have an idea. Why don't you go to Khatmandu? You have been working very hard recently. You can relax and also escape the heat.'
'Why Khatmandu?' I said.
'Remember Mr. Rana? He was so happy with your work that he had invited you to Nepal. The weather in Kathmandu will suit you,' she said.
She was right. I had worked on the interiors of Mr. Rana's hotel "The Himalayan Retreat", a five star hotel. In appreciation of my work he had invited my family and me for a holiday to Kathmandu.
'Yes, I remember but that was several years ago. He must have forgotten his invitation by now,' I replied.
'No harm in trying is there?' she chuckled.
'Okay but a holiday without you is no fun,' I said.
'Don't worry, you will find someone to keep you company, you always do,' she giggled, 'Here talk to the children. They are missing you a lot.'
'And what about you?' I asked.
'Me too, specially your…' she giggled
I had been to Nepal on several occasions but always for business only, never on a holiday. I decided to go and sent a fax to Mr. Rana. It read:
"Attention Mr. Sher Singh Rana, Managing Director.
Sir, I am thinking of coming to Kathmandu for a holiday this month and would like to pay my respects to you. Hope you'll be in town?
Saheb Sahebji"
Within an hour I received a reply.
"Attention Saheb Sahebji.
Sahebji, welcome to Kathmandu. I have not forgotten my promise. You will be my guest at 'The Himalayan Retreat'. I will arrange transportation, sightseeing etc.
Send me your arrival details as early as possible.
Sher Singh Rana
P.S. It will be a pleasure to meet you again. I am in town for the whole month of May.
On receipt of the reply I purchased my air ticket and shot back a reply giving my itinerary.
Wednesday, 17th May:
On arrival in Kathmandu, a car was waiting for me to take me to the hotel.
"The Himalayan Retreat"was situated outside the city of Kathmandu. It was built on a twenty-acre plot. The main building, a ten-story structure, was situated in the west and the rest of the plot was covered with exotic fauna and flora with pathways running through it. A paradise for nature lovers and exercise freaks.
As I got out of the car a short plump gentleman, who was waiting in the doorway, approached me.
'Sir, welcome to Kathmandu,' he said, 'my name is Mahendra Thapa. I am the General Manager of "The Himalayan Retreat". Mr. Rana is waiting for you. Please follow me.'
Mr. Thapa led me to the office of Mr. Rana. Mr. Rana's office was very large. On one side was his desk and on the other side a comfortable sofa set. The floor was covered with a plush blood red persian carpet and beautiful paintings adorned the walls.
Mr. Rana got up to greet me. 'Welcome to "The Himalayan Retreat",' he said, 'Sahebji, how are you? Where is your family?'
'They couldn't come,' I replied.
'Come Sahebji, sit down. What would you like to have? Tea, coffee or a glass of beer,' he said as we sat down.
'A cup of coffee would be fine,' I replied.
'Thapa, order three coffees and some biscuits,' Mr. Rana said.
We talked for about half an hour. 'You are a very busy man I shouldn't take more of your time,' I said getting up.
'Not at all, it was a pleasure to see you again. If you have a problem ask Thapa and if can't solve it then come to me,' Mr. Rana said smiling, 'Thapa, show Sahebji his accommodation. I hope you'll like it.'
Mr. Thapa led me the Himalayan Suite on the tenth floor. 'Mr. Rana has reserved the Himalayan Suite for you and your family,' Mr. Thapa said.
'Thank you, but as my family couldn't come, an ordinary single room would do,' I said.
'Sorry sir, this is the only accommodation available at the moment. I'll tell the bell boy to bring your luggage. Sir, if you want to go to the city then there is free transport available for the guests of the hotel. The bus leaves every thirty minutes from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. The last bus for the hotel leaves town at 10.30 p. m,' Mr. Thapa said, leaving me the lap of luxury.
The suite consisted of three large rooms, a large sitting room cum dining room in the center flanked by two large bedrooms with attached bathrooms. All the rooms were luxuriously furnished.
After freshening up I went down to the lobby to purchase cigarettes. I was looking around for a stall selling cigarettes when I bumped into someone. 'Sorry,' I said mechanically.
Turning around I saw a young girl sprawled on the floor with four or five packages scattered around her. 'I am very sorry, miss,' I said, trying to help her on her feet.
'Don't touch me,' she said, seething with anger, 'Are you blind? Can't you see where you are going?'
'I am very sorry. I did not run into you purposely,' I said, picking up her parcels.
'Sorry is a magic word. First, you commit a mistake then you say the magic word "sorry" and expect everything is forgiven,' she said sarcastically getting to her feet, 'who will pay for the breakage. There is expensive crystal in the packages.'
'Don't worry, just tell me the amount and I'll pay,' I said handing her the packages.
'Don't worry I'll pay,' she mimicked, 'Everyone says so but when the time comes to pay they start making excuses.'
'Miss, I am also staying in the hotel. My name is Sahebji,' I said, 'Just inform the reception or me of the amount to be paid.'
'WHAT DID YOU SAY?' she said loudly.
'No need to create a scene,' I said, 'I have already agreed to pay for anything that is damaged.'
'Sorry, I didn't mean to shout,' she said, 'what did you say earlier?'
'I said that I am staying….' I started to say when she interrupted me.
'No, no what did you say your name was,' she asked excitedly.
'Oh my name, it is Sahebji, why?' I said.
'Is it Saheb Sahebji?' she asked, holding her breath.
'Yes, Saheb is my first name,' I replied.