Some of you more loyal Savannah readers have probably realized that there have been two different Savannah DuBois story lines running. One involves the "Mystery Guy" and the other, "Dan the Man". I should clarify that they really have nothing to do with each other (which is obvious since the way in which Savannah loses her virginity in each story line is uniquely different. The "Dan" stories are solely a tribute to a friend, to remain unnamed (Dan!), and are entirely for the entertainment of my fiendish self; though I hope you have enjoyed both.
Turk's Bar & Grill
Florida Keys
"She was a real looker, huh?"
Archie stubbed out his Cuban and reached for his mojito. His blue eyes danced wickedly as he took in his friend's appearance. Generally speaking, Dan was always dressed neatly and conservatively, which was at complete odds with his sexual appetite. But not tonight. No, tonight his friend had a very unkempt and neglected air about him.
It was only 4 pm but already dark stubble shadowed his upper lip and chin. His faded jeans had unusually colored stains marking the inseam; his white cotton shirt was similarly marked. And his hair, well; let's just say there wasn't enough hair products in the world to affect that kind of spiking. Eyes? Bloodshot. Mouth? Swollen and chapped. Hands? Ligature marks creased his wrists. All in all, Dan presented the picture of a man well used and, well...used. Definitely used.
Dan rubbed his hands over his dissipated features and chuckled hoarsely.
"I tell ya, Archie; it wasn't even that she was hot lookin', though she is for sure one of the hottest women I've ever...met. It's just that she, well dammit Archie, she's fuckin' wild. Certifiably unhinged. Well, in the most wonderfully sinful way, that is. There is almost nothin' this girl won't do."
"That so? Well, be a buddy and hook me up. I could use some of that."
"Archie, she'd eat you up and spit you out. Hell, I didn't think I was gonna get out of there with my balls intact this time."
"Uh, this time? Dan. Just, uh, just how many times you been with the woman? And please tell me she's not one of those man-haters who like to give it rough!"
"I'm just sayin', she's wild. All I'm sayin'. Look, maybe I should give ya the history on her and then if you still wanna hook up with her I'll work somethin' out for ya."
"Oh, man, this should be good."
So Dan regaled his friend Archie with the encounters he'd had with Miss Savannah Dubois. Not leaving anything out, he outlined their first time when he'd taken Savannah's virginity. Then followed it up with how she'd taken his 'anal virginity'. He went on to tell Archie of the wild scheme he'd concocted with her friends to get a little revenge, but that Savannah, indomitable and fearless, embraced the experience. And how ever since, it had been a game of one-upmanship. Point, counterpoint.
After Dan finished his story, Archie sat there with a stunned look upon his face. He shook his head a few times, his mind whirling with all he'd heard. With all he'd learned. Taking a deep breath he looked straight at Dan and said, "Okay, I'm in".
Laughingly Dan replied, "You won't regret it. Well, you might, but you'll have a good time anyway." Dan signaled the waiter and generously paid his friend's tab. Exiting the bar they made their way to Archie's car.
Once on the freeway, Archie began asking questions about what she looked like, what her hot buttons were, and asked just how soon Dan could arrange a meeting.
"Well, Archie let me get cleaned up, make a call; we'll see if she's busy. Something tells me she'll be up for it though. She's feeling pretty "high" after last night. She really worked me over."
"Sounds good bud. I'll even make you a nice steak while you get cleaned up. Least I can do."
Dan looked out at the passing scenery and grinned evilly. Oh, Archie buddy, you have no idea he thought. His friend was about to get the night of his life. Only, this time, it would be Savannah, and Dan the Man, who would have the last laugh on the poor guy. Yes indeed, the night of his life.
Dan's Apartment
Whistling merrily, Archie made two steaks and some baked potatoes and a salad while his good buddy Dan cleaned up. He was just slicing up the last of the tomatoes when Dan, now his usual clean and neat self walked into the kitchen. He walked to the refrigerator and took out some chilled water bottles for them both and put them on the bar.
"Sure you're up for it, Archie? I mean, you're in great shape and all but Savannah could exhaust a decathlete."
"Yeah, man, I can handle her. Didn't I just run that marathon last year? I'm in prime shape."
"Okay, let me make that call."
Dan went into the living room to make his call while Archie plated their food.
"Hey, Savannah. Yeah, yeah, it's all set up." Dan looked over his shoulder to make sure Archie couldn't overhear. "He ate it up....yeah, Archie's not the brightest tool in the box but I hear from his exes I've fucked that he's hung....Don't worry, he doesn't suspect a thing. Right, we'll be there at 9....Haha, yeah, he's a good buddy...but a guy needs humbled every now and then to keep him on his game. Right. See ya." Dan disconnected the call and walked nonchalantly back into the kitchen.
He slapped Archie on the back at the bar, who was already halfway through his steak.