It was my Birthday and Stu ended up getting called into work on board to fix something before the ship sailed for a deployment. Luckily he wasn't getting deployed as well, but I was still pissed off. Before lunchtime Stu called to say that I could come on board for some lunch whilst he finished the job. As it was my birthday and it was a Saturday I figured I would get dressed up a bit so we could go straight out afterwards. I put on a sexy red cupless basque, a matching red crotchless pair of lacy cage knickers and red suspenders and stockings. Over this I had a low cut dress that just about held in my tits without them popping out just long enough to hide my knickers. I figured that there would be very few people if any at all onboard as it was the last weekend before they went away for 9 months, so nobody would see how sexy and slutty I looked.
Stu had let the people on the entrance to the ship know to expect me and to take me to his mess to wait for him. The looks the young lad and girl that were stood there were giving me were priceless. I was given a pass to wear and then escorted to the mess. When I walked in I was taken aback. There were people in there, lots of them. There was 6 or 7 men and 4 women. Stu had told me that the wrens tended to not be very attractive. These ones though we're nothing of the sort. I suddenly felt very, very underdressed. As I walked in all their eyes were instantly on me, undressing me, which probably didn't take long. The bloke, Speedy as he introduced himself as, stood near the bar offered me a drink.
"I'll have a water please." I replied politely.
"Sorry the water system has gone down at the minute. All we've got available is spirits or beer." I looked up and saw the array of spirits available and was drawn straight to the Lambs Rum.
"Fuck it, It's my birthday after all, I'll have a Lambs Rum and coke if I can please."
"Happy Birthday!" everyone shouted as Speedy poured a very large rum and very small coke for me.
"What a twat Stu is, working on a beautiful woman like yours birthday" one of the wrens, Mel, said. I guessed from that comment that Mel was a lesbian or if not bi. I carefully sat down on one of the seats around the side of the mess, trying to make sure no one could see up my skirt whilst trying to make sure my tits didn't spill out in front of Stus colleagues. Speedy poured himself a drink and sat down opposite me. As I scanned around the mess I noticed that they were all looking at me from one angle or another. All of them had name tags on so at least I wouldn't have to be ignorant and not call them by their names. One guy, a black man, had a name tag that said Tiny on it. He didn't look that tall so I figured it was some sort of pun on his surname. "Why do they call you Tiny?" You don't look that tall so it can't be ironic" I asked.
"It's not my height that's ironic."
"So what is then?" He went to stand up.
"For fuck sake here we go again" said Speedy. "Tiny for fuck sake do not get that bloody thing out again!"
Intrigued now, I asked "What thing?" As soon as I said it I automatically thought it was a stupid question.
"Tiny, No, not in front of civvies!" Too late, as he unzipped and pulled out the biggest cock I've ever seen. Even soft it was huge. Laughing I said I'll bet it's a shower not a grower. "If only you knew!" and he zipped back up and sat down.
"Any way you can talk Mel, you spend half of every run ashore getting your pierced lips out!" I glanced over at her, noticing no metal on her face and blushed when I realised what he meant. I took a quick sip of my drink hoping to calm myself down. Fuck me that's strong, another of these and I'll be pissed, I thought to myself.
"Studs is just as bad with his metalwork" retorted Mel looking over at one of the guys in the corner. He looked like he belonged on a rugby pitch. Although if what Mel had just said was true it would take a while to take them out pre-match. I had to ask:
"So Studs what have you got done?"
He stuck his tongue out revealing a bar there, "Oh and this" as he flashed a picture on his phone at me. I came face to face with his erect cock with a Prince Albert in it.
"Ouch, that must have hurt!" I said. "Yeah but now it brings just pleasure!" I blushed again and took another swig of rum. "That I have got to see for myself!" I blurted out by mistake.