Charlotte - Elise - Robert: In Between Days...
CHAPTER ONE: Nick's First Night in The City
"Wait, wait, wait...so...the lesbian is the size queen in your little troop?" Nick asks.
"Um..." Charlotte replies.
"Yeah, definitely!" Elise laughs, thumb pointed directly at Charlotte, before holding her hands an exaggerated distance apart. "She likes them to be huge!"
Charlotte laughs. "I'm probably the least interested party here when it comes to penises," she states. "I indulge on occasion. Does it really matter that I like them big? I mean, I account for very little of the total cock pleasuring that goes on in the world."
"I like all penises," El says. "Small, average, large, very large...doesn't matter, as long as they're attached to someone I like."
"But, that's exactly my point! You're infinitely more cock-friendly," Charlottes says. "It's seems perfectly logical that I would be more selective about them."
"But you do have sex with me and Robert." El says.
"That's different," Charlotte says with a shrug. "I love Robert. But I probably wouldn't have sex with him on the regular if the three of us weren't in a relationship."
"Okay, so how does that work?" Nick asks.
"Usually we spend all our time and effort keeping El satisfied," I laugh. El playfully elbows me in the ribs. "Basically, Charlotte and I have sex with El at the same time." I say.
"But not with each other?" Nick asks.
"I mean, sometimes we do. Though not really when El isn't involved. I have to be in a particular mood. I do find men attractive, I'm just not super sexually into them most of the time." Charlotte explains. "I do enjoy sharing El with him and, like, watching them together."
"But, doesn't that make you bi?" Nick asks.
"No, I mean, kinda...I guess...whatever. I mostly Identify as lesbian. I enjoy the occasional dick, but for me, girls are where it's at."
Nick sits back in his chair, contemplating. He lifts his pint glass from the heavily lacquered table and takes a sip. "Interesting," he says.
"My own belief is that sexuality is more fluid than a lot of people think," I say. "Of course there are those who only attracted to one gender. Then there are others who are more...varied in their desires when it comes to romantic partners."
"Fuck it. In another generation or two we'll all be poly and the labels won't matter anymore," El says.
"Cheers to that!" Charlotte says. She finishes off the last of her beer. Nick is still working it over in his mind.
"Let me quantify it for you, Nick," Charlotte says. "I'm 85-90 percent lesbian, your friend Robert, here, is 85-90 percent straight. And our sweet Elise is right the middle. She'll fuck anything!"
"Hey!" Elise protests. "Stop slut-shaming me!" she giggles. Her olive-skinned, freckle-dusted cheeks show just the slightest tinge of blushing.
"Is that the alcohol or embarrassment showing on your face?" I ask. El's hands cover her face and shy smile for a moment. She takes a deep breath and blows it out.
"Both," El replies.
Charlotte looks into her empty pint glass. "Nick, will you come with me to the bar? I think we need another round."
"Sure," Nick replies. Nick slides out of the booth followed by Charlotte. Together they disappear into the crowd.
"Nick's cool," El says. "I'm glad Charlotte and I finally get to meet him."
"Yeah," I reply. "He's a good guy."
"So, you two really never hooked up when you were in college?"
"No. Not a chance. Nick is straight as they come," I reply.
"Well, he seems very nice! And, he asks genuine questions. Most guys shoot directly for the titillating stuff when talking about sex. Nick is more interested in actually learning something."
"He's been like that since I met him. He's a scientist after all. He wants to know how things work," I say.
"And he's cute, too!" El says.
Charlotte and Nick return with their hands full of drinks. IPA for them, a whiskey neat for myself and vodka tonic for Elise.
"Nick, I was just telling Robert how cute you are," El says. "I will have to introduce you to some of my friends. They will love you!"
Now it's Nick's turn to blush. "Well, I mean..." he stammers. "I'm...uh..."
"No pressure," El says, taking a sip of her drink. Rocketman begins playing over the PA.
"Okay, Miss Matchmaker, leave the poor man alone and come dance with me," Charlotte says, taking El's hand. Nick slides out of the booth again and the girls mingle their way to the dance floor.
Nick sits again. "You know, I would have figured you were making all of this up. How in the hell did you end up in a polyamorous relationship with two amazing women?" he asks.
"Blame Elise for that. She was already kinda seeing Charlotte when I met her. It just kinda happened. We grew together." I reply.
I catch a glimpse through writhing bodies of El and Charlotte on the dance floor. Charlotte is half a head taller with long, almost-white hair. She wraps her lithe frame around El as they rock back and forth to the Elton's soaring melody. El shakes her curly mop of black hair and I catch glints off her recently added blue streaks. I'm totally lost in admiration when Nick breaks up the moment.
"They really are something, aren't they?" He says.
"Yes. They are indeed."
Nick smiles warmly. "I'm happy for you, my friend."
I nod. The crowd closes up, obscuring my view. I shake my head, pulling myself back into focus.
Nick is busy peeling small bits of a drink coaster. "You met El, what, a month after returning to San Francisco?"
"Actually, I think I'd only been back a couple of weeks." I reply. "It's been about a year and a half."
"And it just works for you three. You all seem, I dunno...happy."
"Definitely," I reply. "It didn't even seem to take long for us to settle into the relationship. You'd think it would be complicated but, it just works."
For a while Nick and I listen to the music as we nurse our drinks. Rocketman fades into Tiny Dancer. The crowd sings and sways when the chorus kicks in.
"This is more fun than I've had in a long time. I'm glad I finally made it to the west coast," Nick says.
"How is Boston?" I ask.
"Eh, it's okay," Nick replies.
"And you're doing good?" I ask.
"I am. It was a bit rough for a minute. Ellen and I broke up just as I was starting a new job. Things are actually going much better now," Nick says.
I catch movement out of the corner of my eye.
"Robert!"
"Betty!" I say, looking up. Her hair is different. The usual pixie cut is now a short, wide mohawk worn slicked back. I make room and she slides in the booth next to me.
Betty is dressed, as always, in black Dickies, a black t-shirt emblazoned with an indecipherable band logo, and black Chuck Taylors sneakers. Over her shoulder is an army-green messenger bag.
"How are you?" I ask.
"Oof, tired. Long day. Just stopping to grab a drink before I head back to the apartment," Betty replies.
"Betty, this is Nick. He's a good friend of mine. We roomed together at University." I say.
"Nice to meet you, Nick." Betty says, reaching across the table to shake hands.
"Likewise," Nick says.
"Is this your first time in the City?" she asks.
"It is." He replies.
"How are you liking it so far?"
"So far, I'm loving it." Nick replies.
Tiny Dancer winds down and fades into Bowie's Life on Mars. We pass the time with small talk waiting for the girls to return. Soon, I see Charlotte and Elise, hand in hand, returning from the dance floor.
"Betty!" Elise shouts over the music before leaning down to kiss her on the cheek.
Betty stands up and allows El and Charlotte to slide in next to me before moving over to Nick's side of the booth.
"I'll let you three lovebirds sit together," Betty says. El snuggles close and stifles a yawn before leaning her head on my shoulder.
"Are you tired, honey?" I ask.
"Mmm...a little," El replies.
"You ready to leave?" I ask.
"No, I think I can last a little longer," El replies.
The rest of the evening passes as we talk, drink and listen to music. By 1:30am the bar is almost empty. El is fast asleep, drooling slightly on my shirt. Charlotte, who never seems to get tired when we are out, is dancing. Betty is snuggled around Nick's arm and doing her best to keep her eyes open. The bartender rings the bell for last call.
"I'm gonna call an Uber. Can you help me get these two sleepyheads home?" I ask.
"Sure thing," Nick replies as Charlotte returns to the table.
Half an hour later and Charlotte, Elise and I are back home. Betty is curled up on our couch. Nick is passed out in the guest room. I make final rounds, making sure everyone has water available and turn off the lights before heading to bedroom. Charlotte and Elise are fast asleep. I slide in behind El and cradle myself around her body. I lean across, kissing Charlotte and then El on the cheek before burying my face in El's hair. I'm fast asleep in moments.
...
Elise, Charlotte, Betty and Nick sip coffee and nurse their hangovers as I prepare breakfast. The sizzling of the frying pan and occasional passing of a car is the only sound. None of them are quite awake enough to talk yet.
"Ung...I need more ," Betty says. She gets up from the kitchen table to pour another cub and take a sip of the steaming black coffee.