I can't help it, I love threesomes. This story is true except for the ending and that's because the ending hasn't really happened yet.
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Every day for the past six months, I walk my dog on a quiet bay beach. While the ocean beaches here in the Hamptons are among the most beautiful beaches in the world, the bay beaches ain't chopped liver. Plus the facts that I can walk him anytime I want as long as I pick up after him (the town has plastic doggie-bag dispensers in the parking area), that it's close to where I live and that during the week, it is usually empty, makes this beach ideal. Except for the holiday weekends when families fill it, the beach stays deserted. This is one of those places that the locals keep secret. Quite often, locals come down here in the evening for the spectacular sunset and to fish for blues and the occasional striped bass off the bulkheaded dead end of the road.
Sometimes my dog, Buddy, and I walk by the lone topless woman or nudist. There was a young camp counselor who came to the beach on her day off several weeks in a row. She had a fabulous body and liked to sun topless. I loved her thonged butt. We struck up a little friendship but I haven't seen her lately.
Occasionally, I meet up with a friend and we shoot the shit for a while. On this particular day, I saw Arnie's car and another car parked along the end of the road. My dog and I hopped out of the car for our walk. I grabbed my water bottle, my bamboo beach rollup and a towel. As we walked (and he went in for a dip), I noticed a couple swimming and off in the distance, Arnie sitting under his umbrella.
As I approached him, he said, "Hey, waddya say, it's my buddy Ray! Hanging which way, Ray?"
"To the left and loose as a goose, Dr. Seuss!" I said.
"It's Ray's lucky day! I have a jay!"
"Enough with the rhyming, Arnie! My brain is slow today."
We sat on the sand and toked up on his mellow weed. Buddy ran around for a while and then returned to the shade of the umbrella. After a while of talk about the Yankees, politics and pussy, Arnie said that he'd had enough beach and was leaving. We started to walk back together.
The couple were now out of the water and laying out on their blankets. Buddy, a very friendly mutt, ran over to them and sat down in the sand under their umbrella. I bid Arnie goodbye and went over to get him. As I approached their blanket, my eyes popped out of my head as I took in the woman's incredible chest. They were a little younger than me, I guessed, probably in the mid-fifties. He was a tall handsome guy in good shape, balding and with a three-day beard. She was about 5'4 with reddish-brown hair and a pretty face. Her body was pretty good and it looked like she exercised. She wore a tan one-piece suit that held her D cups up high. I guessed that about half her tits were exposed and the cleavage was so deep you could lose something in there. She had some impressive rack.
I tried to get Buddy to leave but he was noshing on a vanilla oreo that the man fed him. The woman seemed vivacious and asked me to join them.
"While he eats, would you like a cold beer," she asked?"
"I can't turn that down. My name is Ray."
"Hi, Ray. I'm Emily and this is John. We just moved out here a few weeks ago and discovered this beach today. This place is outstanding."
"Yes, it is. I love this beach."
"Is it usually this empty?"
"It is during the week. On the weekends, it gets a little busier...maybe twenty people."
"Twenty people on three miles of pristine beach? That works for me," commented John.
"Is this a nude beach, Ray?"
"Not officially, Emily, but the law says that as long as a man can be topless on a beach so can a woman - unless it is a 'family beach' and clearly marked as such. As for total nudity, I often see people further down the beach sunning naked. Sometimes I skinny dip, too, but way down the beach far enough so I can see anyone coming."
"John, I think we found our beach!"
I got up to go and couldn't help but notice a lightly damp spot in her tan-clad crotch. I think she noticed me looking but I wasn't sure. I rousted my dog and we headed back to our house.
The next day, Tuesday, was as beautiful as the prior day. When we got up to the beach, I saw only their car, a Lexus SUV, parked. We walked down the beach and I noticed that they had set up further away. As I approached, I saw that Emily was topless and on her stomach. John was nude and threw a towel over his butt as I approached. Buddy ran off down the beach.
"Hiya folks. Getting into the rhythm of this place, I see."
"Yes, this is an excellent beach. You're the first person we've seen in the hour we've been here," said John. "Care to join us?" He offered me a beer.
"Thank you, I will." I really was hoping to get a look at Emily's tits.
"It's hot today...but there is a night light breeze every now and then. No green-head flies either," added Emily.
"Yes, it is hot today. I've been working and sweating all morning and am looking forward to a swim which I intend to do after I finish this beer and this cigarette."
"That's a regular cigarette? Can I bum one," he asked?
"Sure...and yes, it is a regular cigarette. I haven't had anything to roll in months."
"We have a couple already rolled," offered Emily.
"I love this beach!" I said.
Emily took a long joint from her bag and lit it. As she leaned up on her elbows, I got my first glimpse of her bodacious ta-tas. And they were nice. My mind instantly created an image of my face in them. John sat up and threw his towel over his lap but not before I noticed that he penis was long, thick, circumcised and shaved all over. Emily passed the joint to me. I coughed.
"Wow. This herb kicks ass," I said.
"Yeah, it's a bit wacky," smiled John.
Buddy returned and was now sprawled out under the umbrella, rolling on his back and enjoying himself immensely.
"Do you mind if I sit up," asked Emily?
"Except for the fact that I'll probably get an erection, Emily, no, not at all."
"You can join us if you like," said John, "I'll keep a lookout."
Emily took the joint from John and sat up. Her breasts were very large but fairly firm and did not sag much. Here nipples were large pink buttons. As I assumed, I got hard.
"Come on, join us," she said, "Get naked!"
I stood up and dropped by shorts. My hard cock bounced as I sat down cross-legged. "Sorry for that," I said.
"Oh, don't be silly. Don't be sorry either. You have a nice looking cock," she said.
"Thank you," I replied, "it doesn't get too many compliments lately."
"Why not? Aren't you married?"
"No. I'm divorced and, too be honest, I haven't seen such beautiful breasts up close in too many months."
My cock wasn't going down and as I smoked more, it seemed to want to stay that way. The weed was really affecting me and it made me a bit more loose-tongued, silly and self-conscious. I tried some small talk.
"So, where did you move to?"
"We found a beautiful house just a few blocks away. Where do you live?"
"I'm also just a few blocks away. I'm renting a small place on Jericho Lane."
"We're on Jericho Lane, too!" said John. "We bought the modified saltbox next to the big house with the white gates."
"Oh sure, I know that one. It's about a block away from me." I noticed that both Emily and John were staring at my dick.
"I'm going in for a dip," I said, "maybe this thing will go away." I jumped up and ran into the water. John did the same and soon, we were swimming in deep water. I saw a car pull up to the parking area, stop for a few minutes and then turn back around and pull away. I took that moment to get out of the water and towel off.
Emily was idly scratching Buddy and listening to her iPod. I looked down at her bathing suit bottom and imagined the rest of her body. She relit the joint, opened another beer and passed them to me. I sat down on my rollup and started to get seriously wasted. John came out of the water a few minutes later, toweled off and applied sun screen. I realized that sitting naked in the sun was not a great idea and I took the sun screen and covered my self. Emily sat up again and we made a little circle as we passed the joint.
"I see that you like the hairless look, John."
"Yes, Emily and I have been hairless for years." Visions of her shaved slit ran through my head. "Have you ever tried it?"
"Yes. A few years ago, a girlfriend shaved me. The itching drove me crazy though and I let it grow back. It never did grow back as thick as it was."
"You have to give it time and continue to shave it until you get used to it," he said.
It was getting late and Buddy was getting antsy. I got up and pulled my shorts on. "We have to go. I have to stop in town. I'll see you folks tomorrow. Thanks for the buzz."