I love the County Fair! I had been a "County Fair Princess" in my teens. And even when I wasn't an ambassador for the County, I worked every year at the fair; registering participants, clerking for judges, setting up displays. I loved the fair early in the morning. When the animal people were just waking up with their show animals. The chill in the air, the smell of fresh grease - oh yes, fair food. It was with real delight, that I am visiting this little fair. They have a great garden exhibit, good food, large animal barns...thrilling rides - all that you expect at the fair.
I entered the fair with the throng at the days opening. I made my way first to the animal pens. I love to look at them all. The rabbits, chickens, cattle and sheep. And the goats; they are so cute. As I came out of the Horse barn, another fine "animal" caught my attention. He was { }. Now this would make for an interesting day. I think I will follow him. If I can get him to then follow me, that would be a coup! So off I went a' stocking. He was on his way to the car and truck exhibition. I was wearing my best summer-girl-on-the-farm outfit. I had my hair up in a ponytail. Sunglasses, visor (I burn!). I had a little blue sun dress, short of hem and lots of cleavage (I wear sunscreen!). And blue denim tennies, bobby socks - practical wear for tramping through animal stalls and stocking good looking men.
He enters the tractor exhibition. I can almost see the testosterone oozing from his pours as he joins in conversations with other men about all the big machines. They talk intently about pulling power and air conditioned cabs. I make a wide circle around the group that...I'll call him Irish, 'cause of his smiling eyes....that Irish has joined. I think I may have caught his eye. Let's see. I go over to the youngest salesmen I can find and ask if I can sit in the seat of the biggest open tractor I see. "Can you please help me up?" I ask demurely. "Sure, miss" he eagerly replies. He helps me into the seat, only groping me once. I giggle loudly. Once in the seat. I use the rear view mirror to check out Irish. Bingo! He's looking in my direction. I get down from the tractor, with help again from the young hunk. I show a lot of leg and a little panty. I giggle again and slowly check over the rest of the hunk's equipment.
As I leave the tractors and move to the trucks, Irish seems to be following me. I pause at this model and that. I ask good questions of the annoying salespeople. I flirt with the young ranchers looking at their dream wheels. Irish is still in the truck exhibit. Let's see if he leaves when I do. He does!! Oh this is fun.
OK, Let's reel him in. I go over to the rides. I am standing in line for tickets. He is very quick and manages to get in line right behind me. I pretend not to notice him. He seems to be struggling for an opening line. I am about to let him off the hook and say "hi," when I get to the head of the line. "That will be $15 for a book of tickets." I open my purse...perfect! I forgot to get cash. "Oh...Shhh..oot! I guess no rides for me. I forgot my cash."
"Please, may I?" Irish pushes forward and puts $30 on the counter. Before I can respond with anything but a blush, he picks up the tickets and my elbow and we move out of line.
"My knight in shining armor. Thank you...? "
"Gary, and your name, my princess?"