** Author's note: this is a true story, names and some details were changed for the protection of all involved **
We were sitting around the table and smoking about the fourth joint about as thick as my thumb. Somehow we had gotten on the conversation of how our children had changed our lives, and our wives were complaining about how the children had changed their bodies.
"My tits used to be firm and perky, now they hang here like bags of mashed potatoes!" my wife bitched. Now I need to tell you my wife is very sexy even though her tits have rode higher in her younger days, but damn who cares?! They're still 34D's for Christ's sake, and her ass is the perfect upside down heart shape. She's 5'4" with long wavy red hair, the sexiest piercing green eyes you've ever seen, and lips made to please. My sister in law asked my wife how long she had breast fed for.
"Two weeks tops." she answered.
"Why not longer?" Krystal quizzed. My wife replied that she has inverted nipples which made it very hard for our daughter to latch on, so trying to feed her only made her breasts form more milk and get engorged.
"What the hell are inverted nipples?" asked David, my brother. Monique, my wife, explained that it was that her nipples were "innies" most of the time, but with some work they popped out and were huge.
"Now that's something I'd love to see," David said.
"Me too!" agreed Krystal.
"Yeah like I'm gonna show my sagging tits," Monique retorted.
"Aww, come on. I'll show mine if it'll make it any easier," Krystal offered. By this time we had finished that fat joint and were feeling pretty good, so my wife agreed.
"This is how porno movies start," I said.
"Yeah, you wish, Allen!" teased Krystal. Meanwhile both of our wives were taking off their bras and pulling up their shirts making sure everyone got a good look at their tits. Krystal's were pretty nice. They were just a bit firmer than my wife's (but she only had one kid), and she had silver dollar size areola surrounding her thick nipples (which were already perking up). I heard David gasp and say "wow" as my wife pulled hers out. We all began reassuring each other's wives that they shouldn't complain about their looks because they were really very sexy. Which Krystal really was, she had a sexy olive hue to her skin, 36D tits and a deceiving innocent face.