We didn't talk about our fantasies again and a month later we were back at the same bar dancing and having a drinks. It, of course, brought back memories of that night and I couldn't wait to get home and screw my wife's brains out. I had learned my lesson and on this night I only had two drinks. It's not that I wouldn't love a repeat of the previous night but the chances of being stopped by the same deputy with the same results were pretty slim.
At about eleven o'clock I put Shelly's hand on my crotch so she could feel my rock hard erection and whispered that I was ready to go home. She smiled a devilish smile and said she needed to pee first and headed in the direction of the restrooms. A few minutes later I noticed her in the hallway talking on her cell phone. When she returned she had another glass of wine.
Disappointed, I said, "I thought we were going home."
"Don't worry," she purred, "I just want to have this last drink, then I'm all yours."
I could wait fifteen more minutes, especially since alcohol worked well to bring out her uninhibited side. Remembering that I saw her on the phone, I asked who she had been talking to.
"Oh, that was just Josie. Boy troubles again."
It seemed late for her sister to call but I didn't really want to hear about her ongoing relationship problems, so I let it drop.
Twenty minutes later we're turning onto the gravel road leading to the house. That's when I noticed the sheriff's car sitting on the side of the road about 100 feet from the intersection. He was facing the opposite direction as us before we made the turn. I assumed he was running radar but I wasn't concerned; I was in a hurry to get home but I was keeping it within five miles per hour of the speed limit. Plus I had only had two beers and the last one was over an hour earlier.
To my surprise, the deputy's headlights came on just as we turned and he followed us to the house. As soon as I turned into the driveway he flipped on his red and blue lights.
"Fuck, what'd I do this time?" I said. "I wasn't speeding."
"Relax," Shelly said, "he probably just wants to check your license."
She seemed unusually cool. I guessed that she wasn't worried because she knew I wasn't doing anything wrong.
I pulled up close to the house under a lamp post and stopped. This time there were two deputies in the car, which was unusual. I thought maybe one was a rookie in training. They both got out and approached either side of our car. I rolled down my window and reached for my wallet and driver's license. Shelly must have noticed the second deputy too because she rolled down her window.
"Good evening, sir," the deputy at my window said. I immediately recognized his voice and turned my head to see it was Corporal Carter, the same deputy whose dick was in my wife's mouth a month earlier. "The reason I stopped you is that you were weaving. Have you been drinking tonight?"
Before I could answer, Tracy intervened. She was leaning towards my window with her blouse unbuttoned to her navel and for the first time I noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. "Oh, yes sir he has been drinking, and I'm afraid he had way too much to be driving. I think he really needs to be taught a lesson."
What the fuck was she doing? Then I noticed the mischievous grin on her face and it hit me; she setup this whole scenario. I wasn't sure what was in store for us so I just played along.
"Would ya'll step out of the car, please?" Cpl. Carter asked, as polite as he was the first time we met.
We both got out and Cpl. Carter (whose first name, I later learned, was Bill) said I was under arrest and told me to turn around and put my hands behind my back. I complied and Bill placed the handcuffs on my wrist. On the other side of the car I could hear the other deputy (later identified as Eric) saying something about Shelly being drunk in public.
Shelly pleaded, "Please officer, I'll do ANYTHING if you would just let us go with a warning. She was standing inches from his body rubbing his substantial chest with her hand.
"Well, we might be able to work something out," Eric said, "but first I'm going to have to search you for weapons and drugs."
He walked her to the rear of the car and leaned her against the trunk and proceeded to "search" her. His hands went immediately inside her blouse and he was fondling both her tits. Then he stuck his hand under her skirt and started to finger her pussy. Shelly moaned her approval.
Then Bill suggested we go inside where the light was better so they could search us thoroughly. The acting was right out of a bad porn movie, but I wasn't complaining. Once inside, Bill grabbed Shelly's blouse and ripped it open, causing the last few buttons to fall to the floor. I decided to add my own bad acting to the mix.