After that little Halloween incident with my gynecologist, Dr. Markus DeShade and his band of kinky cohorts, he has been exceptionally nice to me. So has his wife Evelyn, although I think her interest is more on the Sapphic side. Tall, good-looking women tend to become attracted to me, as was the case with my German friend, Eva Reichman (see Cat's Discovery).
Anyway, I was getting my monthly physical (my doctor is VERY dedicated), my feet in the stirrups, and Dr. DeShade was happily humming some familiar tune I couldn't quite identify, his face mere inches from my pussy. He was poking and prodding away with his fingers, digging deep into my female plumbing, presumably looking for buried treasure. Good thing I douched before coming to my appointment; my watuzi still smelled like a pina colada.
"Very nice Ms Wolff, you're as clean as a whistle. Funny, I have this overwhelming desire for conch fritters and jerk chicken, not sure why though. And I'd swear I hear steel drums playing somewhere. Hmm, anyway Ms Wolff, I thought I told you to keep your crotch shaved bare, not even stubble! And your anus too. Are you using the depilatory I prescribed for you?"
"Yes Doctor, I just didn't get to it this week, sorry."
"No excuses now. All women should stay clean and smooth at all times, prevents all kinds of bugs from growing inside of you. You don't want a vaginal infection, or a urinary tract disease do you? Of course not! So let's get you cleaned up here, then I'll expect you to maintain this pretty little pussy of yours on your own."
Before I could protest, Dr. DeShade opened a drawer and pulled out a safety razor and a can of shaving cream. Whistling that unknown, but familiar tune again, he lathered up my entire pubic area and then down under and all around my butt hole. Just as he was about to start shaving, the intercom buzzed.
"Oh my, I've been waiting for this call, its long distance. I'll be right back, don't go anywhere."
The doctor dashed out of the office, forgetting to close the door. Just great, I thought to myself, I'm laying here naked (the doctor doesn't allow me to have any clothes on during the examination) with my feet up in the air, my legs spread as wide as they will go, shaving cream lathered all over my privates. I'm a fairly patient woman, but this was becoming a bit too much! After all, I have things to do too! I was going to give the doctor a piece of my mind when he got back.
Just then, two young doctors, both looking like they just graduated from high school, walked past the exam room door. They both stopped short, staring in at the spectacle before them: namely me, spread out for them in all my glory, covered in shaving cream. They looked at each other, then up and down the hallway, and not seeing anybody else around, came in to my room and closed the door.
"Sorry to bother you ma'am, but we're both interns, and we were told to check in on each patient to observe and learn. What seems to be the problem here today?"
"I'm just getting my monthly check-up, and the doctor was about to shave my lower regions when he got called away. This is rather embarrassing actually."
"Nothing to be embarrassed about ma'am, we're professionals! So when did you first start having problems with your, uh, lower regions?"
"I'm not having a problem with my lower regions you idiot! I'm just here for a routine check-up. The doctor wants me to stay shaved down there so I don't get any diseases. Sheesh!"
The interns turned and looked at each other in disbelief. It was painfully obvious they were new and had little or no experience with good female hygiene for disease prevention.
"Uh, sorry ma'am, we've never heard of using that method before. You say you come in for regular MONTHLY exams?"
"Yes, yes, Dr. DeShade is very thorough. He knows what he's doing. Now you two better leave before he gets back."
"Say Ben, we could perform this procedure, and save Dr. DeShade the time and trouble. After all, we're interns, and we're supposed to get as much hands-on experience as possible."
"I think you're right Jerry, it seems easy enough. Let's do it! I'll bet we'll get kudos for this!"
"Excuse me, hello? Don't I have any say so in this? Dr. DeShade is very particular about his work, I'm not so sure this is a good idea."
"Don't worry ma'am, we're professionals! We'll have you as smooth as a baby's butt in no time. Dr. DeShade will be very proud of how brave you are. Hand me that razor Ben, and grab one for yourself. Do you think we should put masks on?"
"I don't think that's necessary Jerry. I brushed my teeth right after breakfast, how about you?"
"Me too. Besides, it smells like a tropical island in here, like coconuts or something. How could germs survive around here? Okay, I'm going in, wish me luck."
"Good luck Jerry, I'm right here with you, just you and me, side-by-side, bosom buddies, ying and yang, hand-in-hand, the alpha and the omega, the two musketeers, Abbott and Costello, . . . "
"OKAY ALREADY! I GET IT!!"
"Well excuuuuuse meeeeee!!!"
"And don't do your Steve Martin impersonation either, we don't want to make the patient laugh, she might get all shook up and one of us might shave off the wrong thing."
"You mean . . . . "
"Yes, I'm talking about her love button, her pearl of Venus, her nubbin of nookie, her . . ."
"HEY!!! Okay you guys, what's all this talk about cutting off my clit? Are you two really doctors? Are you sure you know what you're doing? Do we really need to have a comedy routine going on here?"
"Comedy is the best stress reliever, other than sex; we were just trying to help you to relax before the procedure."
"Can we get on with it then? I really have to be somewhere this afternoon."
"Well if you'll stop interrupting us, maybe we can get this done sometime today. Ben, would you kindly re-apply some shave lubricant."
Dr Ben squirted the shaving cream just above my slit, then proceeded to smear it all over my pubis. He even managed to get some inside my vagina, inserting two fingers deep within the meaty folds, pumping them in and out like a little miniature dildo. I didn't think I was growing any hair in there, but I guess he could see better than me. Besides, it felt rather good.
"Mmmmmmm"
"Please Miss, try not to squirm around so much. Ben, do you think you could put that stuff on the OUTSIDE?"
After Dr Ben finished, Dr Jerry started shaving. He ran the blade all over the area, using his fingers to protect the sensitive vaginal lips. Dr Ben held my legs further apart by pushing outward on my inner thighs. Once he finished, Dr Jerry dampened a towel with warm water and wiped the excess shaving cream off my crotch, paying special attention to my pussy.
"Now on to the anus. Ben, would you care to try your hand at this one? Its not as critical as the vaginal region, but just as important."
"I'd be honored sir. Could you push her legs back further please? Good job man."
Standing behind me and taking my feet out of the stirrups, Dr Jerry grabbed my legs behind each knee and pulled back, holding my thighs against the sides of my head. Now my ass was raised up off the table, leaving my butt hole fully exposed.
"What a nice looking poop shoot you have there Miss."
Following the same procedure as his partner before him, Dr Ben lathered up my entire rectal area. He also inserted a finger into my ass, twirling it around for good measure. Good thing I had cleaned myself out before leaving the house. When showering, I usually place the hand held shower sprayer up against both my pussy and my ass, sending a jet of water into each orifice. I clean everything out and give myself a mini orgasm all in one shot. I'm efficient that way.
Dr Ben then shaved me around my anal ring, back up to my pussy, then back down and all around again. Once he was done, he took the same towel as before, and wiped everything up all nice and clean and dry.
"There, that should do ma'am. I think Dr DeShade will be very happy with this. Say Jerry, shouldn't we apply a salve to the shaved areas, to keep the skin from becoming irritated?"
Dr Jerry, who was still helping me to keep my ears warm with my own thighs, replied, "Why yes of course. We don't want any redness or soreness showing up. That wouldn't make Dr DeShade happy at all."
I piped up, "That's okay doctors, my skin never gets irritated. If you'll kindly let me up so I can get dressed and get the hell out of here, I'd appreciate it."
Ignoring me, Dr Jerry said, "Ben, do you want to take care of the regions you worked on, then we'll switch and I'll do my part?"
"Most assuredly sir."