Victoria sat on the toilet, her skinny jeans wrapped around her ankles, mousy blonde hair held piled on her head by a wooden chop stick, reading Cosmo, on her plus sized phone of course.
"7 Blowjob Tricks That Will Make Him Jizz In Your Mouth, On Your Face, On Your Tits or Wherever" was the article she was reading as she took a shit.
"Harold, where are you?"
He didn't answer.
"Harold, we're out of toilet paper!"
Victoria let out a distraught groan and stood up and stepped out of her jeans and walked into the hall, to the closet where they kept the toilet paper.
"Shit."
They were really all the way out of TP.
Victoria walked around with no pants or panties, in just a thin t shirt with poop stuck to her ass. She decided to step outside into their tiny yard. Victoria turned on a water hose and ran it over her crotch and ass like a DIY bidet.
"Hi Victoria."
It was her neighbor, Mikey, a slightly older guy with a mustache and his shirt off, showing off his recent workouts.
"Hi Mike."
He couldn't see her below the waist due to a wooden fence that was as high as her chest. Victoria was spraying her own ass with as much pressure as she could from the sprayer on the end of the hose. A side effect was that her white shirt was getting wet, showing Mikey her nipples through the flimsy material.
"Have you lost weight? You're looking good." Victoria said to make conversation.
"Thanks. I was working out right now. It's fun once you get into it."
"Yeah, I've never been really into working out. I guess I'm just really lazy."
Awkward silence followed until Victoria said, "Well ok then. Guess I'll go back inside now. Bye!"
As Victoria walked back into her apartment, Mikey could now see she was not wearing anything below the waist but didn't mention it. All he could say was, "Ok, see ya."
Victoria waved back walked back inside and immediately literally ran into Poppie, her younger neighbor, who was standing very close to Harold, her boyfriend of the past two years.