Chapter 32
Auditioning the Twins
I sat on the bench as the University of Miami throttled us, 49 – 25, leaving us with a record of 1 – 4. That left us to face Florida, (who would finish the season ranked 3rd in the AP poll) Auburn (the preseason # 1 in all the polls) and Alabama, who were ranked 6th when we met, only to swoon after we played them to finish out of the top 25 for the first time in years.
I grabbed a bite to eat with Sigourney after the game, and then headed over to "our rented" house to meet the Siemens twins, Julie and Jane.
Of course, I had already "met" the twins, but this was to be our official interview. As I had told Sigourney about them, she insisted on being there for the interview. I didn't have to guess why.
To my surprise, Dan DeLeon was waiting for us. It was evident from his hardon that he fully intended to get laid by one or both of them.
Shortly after Sigourney and I got there Vinnie Pascal, our soundman this evening (he was also our 3rd cameraman.) arrived. He was followed almost immediately by Bird and his girlfriend, Katya, a raven-haired Russian immigrant with a great body, who although uninvited, wanted to audition for us as well.
When the Siemens twins rang the doorbell, Sigourney greeted them. Both Jane and Julie wore identical long coats. In fact, everything about them was identical from their hairstyles, cut short, and worn mostly to one side, to their long, and conical earrings, and shoes, which I had seen previously on a few strippers in town.
They were 5" see-through plastic pumps. But when they removed their coats they were completely nude and that caught everyone off guard.
"My, God!" Katya gasped.
"Holy shit!" Vinnie whispered.
"You never said..." Sigourney said, holding up a hand in disbelief.
Bird: "This is gonna be good!"
Jane: "You guys like?" Both twins turned around as models might in displaying a stunning gown. Only with them, it was their respective bodies that were stunning. Each twin had different body tattoos running from their backs and across their breasts.
I would learn that they had had them painted on that afternoon, but at the moment it appeared that they had been tattooed by a very talented artist, as indeed they had, but by one who specialized in painting bodies for events like Mardi Gras.
Jane's was a sea serpent, whose tail criss-crossed her buttocks and ended up breathing fire on her breasts. Julie's was a moray eel emerging from her ass, only to entwine her torso then disappear into her shaven snatch.
"Should I start shooting?" Bird said. He was the only one present that seemed to have control of himself at that moment. I nodded assent. I would have been crazy not to.
I took a deep breath and said, "Great entrance, girls, absolutely unforgettable."
"Thank you, Aubrey," they sang out in unison.
"Have a seat on the couch, please."
"Thank you, Aubrey," they chimed again.
"All right, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to interview the two of you. I think it will help matters if you answer my questions separately, and not together. After we get through the preliminaries, we can discuss some ideas we've put together for a scene or two that have been, or are being written for the two of you."
"We're gonna have our own movie?" June asked.
"Not your very own movie, no. But you will be the stars, at least that's the way it looks at the moment. But please remember, things can change in a heartbeat in this business.
"Now, did you bring adequate proof of your ages?"
They had, both held up copies of their birth certificates. Bird carefully zoomed in on each, and after we also recorded copies of their driver's licenses we had an acceptable verification for our records.
"Jane, what sexual acts won't you perform?"
Jane: "Um, I don't know of any."
Julie: "You don't like big dogs, Jane. Maybe you should mention that."
Jane: "You don't use dogs in your movies do you?"
Me: "No, we hadn't planned on it. The public is a little squirmish about bestiality."
Julie: "I don't mind them though ... I mean if that's a..."
Me: "That's good to know, Julie, but we're not going there."
Me: "Jane, anything else?"
Jane: "Um, no. I do everything, I guess."
Julie: "Me too."
Sigourney: "You both do girl – girl?"
Julie: "Sure we do. We do each other too."
Dan" "You both take it up the ass?"
Jane: "Of course. In fact, Julie wears a butt plug most days, so I can dil her back there."
Dan: "Excuse me? Did you say "dil her?"
Jane: "Sure, you know I stick a dildo up her butt. Of course I take the butt plug out first," (she laughed unnaturally hard) "I couldn't get both of them in there."
Julie: "She's tried to though! I remember once..."
While this discussion was taking place, Vinnie was setting up a second camera, which I would appreciate much more after the audition was over. We could have used eight cameras for all the angles and positions the twins went through, and although we never released the audition to the public, I have viewed it many times over the years, for it is a remarkable piece of film, virtually impossible to duplicate.
I resumed the interview, asking Julie to tell us something about her and her sister.
Julie: "We're very religious."
Me: Sounding incredulous. "You ARE?"
Julie: "Oh, sure! We spend most of our free time at our church, Saint (Which shall remain unnamed, as the church itself is probably innocent of the allegations the twins related to us.
Both of them went on at length about a newly arrived young priest whose body they both coveted.
Me: Have either of you fucked him?"
Both Twins: "No ... not yet, but we will!"
I turned to Sigourney and asked her to make a note for Ursula about adding a scene in a church and seducing a priest, if it was not too controversial.
A sudden inspiration hit me and I offered a hand to Julie and helped her to her feet then ushered her to the armchair across from the couch. Then I sat down next to Jane.
"Tell me about where you grew up, Jane," I said.
Everyone else played their roles to perfection. Sigourney had Katya move further away from us. The two cameramen positioned themselves accordingly so that they caught us from a front and side position, and with a slight adjustment, Vinnie could (and did) catch glimpses of Julie sitting across from us to record her reactions to her sister and my actions.
Jane spoke about growing up in Arizona. Her voice dropped a bit in volume, and I asked her to repeat herself. She grinned impishly, and spoke again, but I still couldn't hear her and said so.
At this point, she gracefully got up and sat on my lap. (Remember, both girls were nude.) Putting her big eyes and bigger mouth close to mine, she whispered, "It was when we got to high school, we discovered that what we really liked about life was sex." And she kissed me.
Boy, could she kiss. Jane's mouth was so wide, wet, and soft as it melt into mine. She teased my tongue with hers. I felt the pressure of her breasts against my chest as we kissed; I was tremendously aroused, just from the feel of her mouth on mine. Then she pushed me down on the couch, and paused for an awkward before scissoring my thigh with her legs. She grunted once, and then began humping my leg while deepening the kiss.
I let out a little groan of frustration, and only then did Jane break off the kiss, and smiled very broadly into my eyes. "Let's get it on!" she growled, and in one fluid motion she released my thigh and swung a leg over my shoulder so that her pussy was inches from my mouth.