Chapter 32
Auditioning the Twins
I sat on the bench as the University of Miami throttled us, 49 – 25, leaving us with a record of 1 – 4. That left us to face Florida, (who would finish the season ranked 3rd in the AP poll) Auburn (the preseason # 1 in all the polls) and Alabama, who were ranked 6th when we met, only to swoon after we played them to finish out of the top 25 for the first time in years.
I grabbed a bite to eat with Sigourney after the game, and then headed over to "our rented" house to meet the Siemens twins, Julie and Jane.
Of course, I had already "met" the twins, but this was to be our official interview. As I had told Sigourney about them, she insisted on being there for the interview. I didn't have to guess why.
To my surprise, Dan DeLeon was waiting for us. It was evident from his hardon that he fully intended to get laid by one or both of them.
Shortly after Sigourney and I got there Vinnie Pascal, our soundman this evening (he was also our 3rd cameraman.) arrived. He was followed almost immediately by Bird and his girlfriend, Katya, a raven-haired Russian immigrant with a great body, who although uninvited, wanted to audition for us as well.
When the Siemens twins rang the doorbell, Sigourney greeted them. Both Jane and Julie wore identical long coats. In fact, everything about them was identical from their hairstyles, cut short, and worn mostly to one side, to their long, and conical earrings, and shoes, which I had seen previously on a few strippers in town.
They were 5" see-through plastic pumps. But when they removed their coats they were completely nude and that caught everyone off guard.
"My, God!" Katya gasped.
"Holy shit!" Vinnie whispered.
"You never said..." Sigourney said, holding up a hand in disbelief.
Bird: "This is gonna be good!"
Jane: "You guys like?" Both twins turned around as models might in displaying a stunning gown. Only with them, it was their respective bodies that were stunning. Each twin had different body tattoos running from their backs and across their breasts.
I would learn that they had had them painted on that afternoon, but at the moment it appeared that they had been tattooed by a very talented artist, as indeed they had, but by one who specialized in painting bodies for events like Mardi Gras.
Jane's was a sea serpent, whose tail criss-crossed her buttocks and ended up breathing fire on her breasts. Julie's was a moray eel emerging from her ass, only to entwine her torso then disappear into her shaven snatch.
"Should I start shooting?" Bird said. He was the only one present that seemed to have control of himself at that moment. I nodded assent. I would have been crazy not to.
I took a deep breath and said, "Great entrance, girls, absolutely unforgettable."
"Thank you, Aubrey," they sang out in unison.
"Have a seat on the couch, please."
"Thank you, Aubrey," they chimed again.
"All right, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to interview the two of you. I think it will help matters if you answer my questions separately, and not together. After we get through the preliminaries, we can discuss some ideas we've put together for a scene or two that have been, or are being written for the two of you."
"We're gonna have our own movie?" June asked.
"Not your very own movie, no. But you will be the stars, at least that's the way it looks at the moment. But please remember, things can change in a heartbeat in this business.
"Now, did you bring adequate proof of your ages?"
They had, both held up copies of their birth certificates. Bird carefully zoomed in on each, and after we also recorded copies of their driver's licenses we had an acceptable verification for our records.
"Jane, what sexual acts won't you perform?"
Jane: "Um, I don't know of any."
Julie: "You don't like big dogs, Jane. Maybe you should mention that."
Jane: "You don't use dogs in your movies do you?"
Me: "No, we hadn't planned on it. The public is a little squirmish about bestiality."
Julie: "I don't mind them though ... I mean if that's a..."
Me: "That's good to know, Julie, but we're not going there."
Me: "Jane, anything else?"
Jane: "Um, no. I do everything, I guess."
Julie: "Me too."
Sigourney: "You both do girl – girl?"
Julie: "Sure we do. We do each other too."
Dan" "You both take it up the ass?"