There was a time when Las Vegas marketed itself as a family destination. Yeah, right. It’s called Sin City for a reason. Even the big resort casinos are getting in on the strip club action, creating and marketing their own nude reviews on the strip. No, the action isn’t the bump and grind, pole work of the Vegas strip clubs. A naked woman is a naked woman. Still, the most popular shows in Vegas are the bizarre, gymnastic displays of shows like Mystere or “O.”
You have to appreciate all those former college gymnasts who now have a place to show off their skills in their skintight costumes. Any success is worth copying, if you add a little twist to make it original.
My wife was a gymnast and cheerleader in her college days. I was on the swim team. We’re both now in our late 20’s, but we’ve both managed to stay in shape without too much difficulty. Amy has even become more sultry with a little age. I think she’s perfect at 5’6” 105 pounds and mesmerizing 34C globes.
Life is a little boring for us. I sell computers and Amy is a bookkeeper for an accounting firm. A good time for us is a weekend backyard barbecue with our best friends and neighbors, Allen and Elizabeth. Elizabeth and Allen were both on the cheerleading team with Amy in college. In fact, it’s a strange twist of fate that Liz and I lost our virginities together and Allen and Amy lived together their senior year. It was only after we graduated that I found myself more attracted to Amy and Allen with Liz.
I love my wife Amy. She means everything to me. I know Allen feels the same about his wife Liz. But we have a little arrangement. If any one of us goes out of town, their spouse spends the night with the other couple. If two spouses leave town, the homebound two have their fun. Yes, that means Allen and I have double-teamed both Amy and Liz. But Amy and Liz have also gotten it on together while Allen and I have had our own fun.
One Saturday, the four of us were enjoying barbecued steaks on a cool Vegas spring evening. All four of us were complaining about whose job really was the most boring. Elizabeth thought it would be cool if we could all try out for one of the Cirque shows, just to see if we were all still limber and athletic enough to make the cut.
Amy complained, C’mon Liz, they’d never hire a bunch of aging rah rah girls like us.
But then I said, forget “O”, I’ve got a better idea. Imagine a Cirque type show with all the strange lighting, and effects, but no costumes. And the gymnastics are all centered on sex. Call it a “The Real ‘O’” for orgasm. Wouldn’t guys and couples pay to see some really bizarre shit on stage?