This is a continuation of the on-going series featuring casino security officers Kate Galloway and Scott Quinn.
Characters, events, and locations may (or may not) be inspired by real people and events.
Though for liability reasons:
"This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner.
Any resemblance to actual persons... blah blah blah..."
Okay, here we go.
If you've been following my adventures as a lowly twenty-four year old casino security guard, then you know by now that in my last installment, Galloway and I were forced to separate in order to babysit some grown-ass adults who are perfectly capable of looking out for themselves. But because they were a loud-mouth bunch of drunks with deep pockets, the casino figured it best that Galloway and I get stuck keeping a close eye on them.
This proved to be a catalyst for disaster. Previously, these horny rich entitled brats, as entertainment for their bachelor party, decided to proposition my partner, Kate Galloway, into (what she later described) as a five man gang-bang that left her sore for days, but with pockets full of enough cash to make it worth the effort. Not that kinky group sex wasn't worth it. Especially for Galloway. She may hide it well behind her dry stoic lady-cop like demeanor, but she loved sex, and was a fiend in bed.
While her party was going on, I had my hands full with entertaining the spouses of those men—the bachelorette party of pink nightmares. Loud obnoxious drunk women with pink fuzzy sashes, very short cocktail dresses, and glittery tiaras.
I'll be honest with you, I'm really not looking forward to telling you my side of the story. I have a lot of reasons for that.
I think shame plays a big factor. On any other occasion, I'd be more than happy to admit that I fucked some preppy boy's future bride and her friends all in one sitting. But the fact is, that these girls are everything that turns me off in a woman (not physically) but personality-wise. They were wastes of pretty faces, over-shadowed by loud annoying screechy voices and the inability to shut up.
Think of any prom princess attention whore from high school, who thought she was king shit. She'd be hot if she wasn't overly loud and obnoxious to the point where you want to throw up. Now imagine
five
of them, copious amounts of liquor, bachelorette night novelty jewelry, and pink fuzzy scarves that looked like they hunted a bunch of Muppets for sport on an island ("Most Dangerous Game" style), and it's easy to see why writing this story does not come easily for me. It's less of a brag letter and more of a confession in a therapist's office, really.
(Can you tell that I hate people?)
Which brings me to my final reason for not really wanting to tell this story: my partner, Officer Kate Galloway, was not a participant in the events described below.
If you haven't been following my antics, let me quick catch you up...
Kate Galloway is my partner, friend, love interest, and the best part of my day. She's just as fucked up as I am— especially in the sense of humor department. And lately me and her have had a wild streak of sexual encounters with each other and various other people at the casino. We usually don't intend for it to happen. Kate tries to behave herself, take her job seriously, and convey respect and authority with her actions and mannerisms. And I try to just get through each day without getting fired. So for us to constantly end up in the midst of group sex—sometimes with drunk casino patrons, and sometimes with other guards—is pretty impressive.
Galloway is hot as hell, so for me to describe any sexual adventure I've had without her in it, sort of makes me question "What's the point?" But I know I've left a lot unanswered since my last story, so here we are.
It started a couple of weeks before Christmas, during that time of year where the radio at any work place turns into a death march of the same dozen or so Christmas songs playing on an endless loop. I swear, employers just do that shit to test our endurance... or to break our will to live.
Kate Galloway fell into step beside me like the two of us were being marched to our execution. She was singing along to Andy Williams. "It's the holiday season. So hoop-de-do, and dickery-dock, and don't forget to sit on my cock."
I couldn't help but snicker. That was her reward. To make me laugh, and she looked pleased with herself for wiping that frown off my face. I remember being in an especially shitty mood that night, so she took it as a victory.
"You're never going to un-hear that now," Galloway smiled at me.
"The song, or you referencing your cock?" I asked.
"The song, smartass." She said. "Besides, we all know that my cock is right here." She glanced around quickly to make sure that nobody was looking. Then she discreetly flicked the crotch of my uniform pants, making me jump.
I only shook my head. "Pretty low brow humor though, even for you, Kate."
"Yeah," she half frowned. "But I had to. It was pretty low hanging fruit."
"Again, are we talking about the song or something else?" My dick still stung from where she flicked me.
"Shut up," she said and we both laughed, resting our shoulders against each other and trying to shove each other back and forth as we made our way to Pit 4.
*Sigh* Pit 4. This was the real reason I was such a surly bitch tonight.
Our security supervisor had assigned me and Galloway to babysitting duty. Instead of our normal duties of roving the casino grounds and responding to calls and emergencies, it entailed becoming the servant to high rollers— people who thought losing a shit ton of money at the table games entitled them to their own personal body guards.
The managers were good about rotating us in and out of those roles. But tonight, the duty fell squarely to the pair of us. Thank god Galloway was there, otherwise I'm sure I would have gone insane.