"Jesus, Doug, you can't just do that!" I yelled at my business partner.
"Just watch me." Doug said in response. He was really getting on my nerves. We ran a small little manufacturing plant, and we did pretty well with our current customer base. The problem was that now Doug wanted to expand in a very big way, while I was happy with the way things were. In an attempt to cut costs on his expansion expenses, he was deducting Provincial Sales Tax from a bunch of invoices that our exemption certificate didn't cover, and I had a very big problem with that.
"'Just watch me'? Who do you think you are? Pierre Trudeau?" I was furious. "Look if the government finds out your trimming the tax off these bills, the O.R.S.T. auditors are gonna come down here and we are gonna get assfucked!" The fight went on for about an hour and a half. Not the way I wanted to start a Friday morning in the late summer. I could hear it get very quiet outside Doug's door as the entire office staff could hear the fight. We didn't reach a settlement in our argument, and I stormed out of Doug's office in frustration. I slammed the door to my office and flopped down in my desk chair, slumping against the seatback, my thumb and forefinger holding the bridge of my nose as I considered this fresh hell Doug had brought us into. I sat there, just relaxing for a couple of minutes before I heard a knock on my door.
My secretary stepped into the room with more than a little trepidation, and said, "Mr. Leigh? There's a call for you..."
"Like I have time for this... Who is it!" I snapped at her, my face softening instantly as I regretted my tone of voice with my innocent assistant, my eyes giving her an apology.
"It's a new supplier from Gravenhurst I believe Mr. Roe wanted you to speak with."
I was in no mood, "Take a message, Shelly. I'll call him back later." My assistant nodded and headed back to her desk, while I spun in my chair and looked out my office window, seeing the yellow morning sunlight fall on the buildings in this industrial park in Toronto. It looked so warm outside and this was going to be one of the last weekends in the summer. The last thing I wanted to do was be cooped up in my office with my asshole business partner. Then something Shelly had said stuck with me...
Gravenhurst.
A town in the Regional Municipality of Muskoka, Gravenhurst was in the heart of Central Ontario's cottage country. I remembered heading out to Muskoka for a couple of vacations when I was a lot younger, and I went over my memories of those holidays. On a lark, I did a Google search on Muskoka resorts, and found a couple that I found attractive. I looked at the monitor, the image of a cabin on the shores of one of the hundred tiny lakes that dot Muskoka county very appealing, and it was at that point that I reached a decision.
I picked up my phone and called the number of the resort and was answered by a very nice lady on the other end. Yes, they had a cabin available. Yes I could book for just the weekend, yes, they'd take my MasterCard number, and yes, they'd see me later in the day.
I just left my office, shouting to Shelly on my way out that I was leaving early for the weekend, and hopped into my car. Driving home quickly, I rushed around my house, wanting to get up to the cabin as soon as possible. I threw just the essentials into a gym bag that I'd need for a weekend away, got back into my car and headed up Highway 400 North.
I couldn't drive fast enough it seemed, and I frequently saw the needle on the speedometer pass 140 km/h. The drive seemed to last forever even though it only took me about an hour and fifteen minutes to get to Orillia, the mid-way point between Toronto and Cottage Country that it seemed everyone stopped in. I stopped in the town too, found a beer store and loaded up the trunk of my car with some suds (you can fit A LOT of beer in the trunk of a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am), and continued up along Highway 11 towards Gravenhurst. It took another 25 minutes to get up there, and another ten to get to the resort.
The proprietor was a friendly, helpful older lady. She was quite cheerful which helped lighten my mood after the fight and cottage country traffic. She gave me my cabin key, some points on what the resort had to offer, some directions of what was around the resort if I needed anything they didn't have and wished me a relaxing stay. I drove my car to the cabin, which was down a little path and to the side of a clearing.
As I climbed out of my car, the view was almost exactly as I had envisioned it. The cabin was at the top of a hill, looking down at a nearby lake and the forest that separated the lake from the hill. I noticed that there was another cabin on the other side of the clearing, maybe thirty yards from the one I'd be staying in. A rented Chevrolet Cavalier parked in front of it, the trunk open and the contents half-unpacked around the car. I didn't see any motion in the cabin or around the car, and so I decided to just head to my own cabin and get settled. With not bringing very much, I stowed my bag in the master bedroom, put my beer in the refrigerator, and familiarized myself with the layout of the cabin. Then I grabbed myself a beer and headed out to the wrap-around deck of the cabin, had a seat on a deck chair and took it easy. Looking out onto the lake, seeing the sunlight dance on the rippling waters, I felt so relaxed and sedate that I lost track of time and my surroundings.