"Jesus, Doug, you can't just do that!" I yelled at my business partner.
"Just watch me." Doug said in response. He was really getting on my nerves. We ran a small little manufacturing plant, and we did pretty well with our current customer base. The problem was that now Doug wanted to expand in a very big way, while I was happy with the way things were. In an attempt to cut costs on his expansion expenses, he was deducting Provincial Sales Tax from a bunch of invoices that our exemption certificate didn't cover, and I had a very big problem with that.
"'Just watch me'? Who do you think you are? Pierre Trudeau?" I was furious. "Look if the government finds out your trimming the tax off these bills, the O.R.S.T. auditors are gonna come down here and we are gonna get assfucked!" The fight went on for about an hour and a half. Not the way I wanted to start a Friday morning in the late summer. I could hear it get very quiet outside Doug's door as the entire office staff could hear the fight. We didn't reach a settlement in our argument, and I stormed out of Doug's office in frustration. I slammed the door to my office and flopped down in my desk chair, slumping against the seatback, my thumb and forefinger holding the bridge of my nose as I considered this fresh hell Doug had brought us into. I sat there, just relaxing for a couple of minutes before I heard a knock on my door.
My secretary stepped into the room with more than a little trepidation, and said, "Mr. Leigh? There's a call for you..."
"Like I have time for this... Who is it!" I snapped at her, my face softening instantly as I regretted my tone of voice with my innocent assistant, my eyes giving her an apology.
"It's a new supplier from Gravenhurst I believe Mr. Roe wanted you to speak with."
I was in no mood, "Take a message, Shelly. I'll call him back later." My assistant nodded and headed back to her desk, while I spun in my chair and looked out my office window, seeing the yellow morning sunlight fall on the buildings in this industrial park in Toronto. It looked so warm outside and this was going to be one of the last weekends in the summer. The last thing I wanted to do was be cooped up in my office with my asshole business partner. Then something Shelly had said stuck with me...
Gravenhurst.
A town in the Regional Municipality of Muskoka, Gravenhurst was in the heart of Central Ontario's cottage country. I remembered heading out to Muskoka for a couple of vacations when I was a lot younger, and I went over my memories of those holidays. On a lark, I did a Google search on Muskoka resorts, and found a couple that I found attractive. I looked at the monitor, the image of a cabin on the shores of one of the hundred tiny lakes that dot Muskoka county very appealing, and it was at that point that I reached a decision.
I picked up my phone and called the number of the resort and was answered by a very nice lady on the other end. Yes, they had a cabin available. Yes I could book for just the weekend, yes, they'd take my MasterCard number, and yes, they'd see me later in the day.
I just left my office, shouting to Shelly on my way out that I was leaving early for the weekend, and hopped into my car. Driving home quickly, I rushed around my house, wanting to get up to the cabin as soon as possible. I threw just the essentials into a gym bag that I'd need for a weekend away, got back into my car and headed up Highway 400 North.
I couldn't drive fast enough it seemed, and I frequently saw the needle on the speedometer pass 140 km/h. The drive seemed to last forever even though it only took me about an hour and fifteen minutes to get to Orillia, the mid-way point between Toronto and Cottage Country that it seemed everyone stopped in. I stopped in the town too, found a beer store and loaded up the trunk of my car with some suds (you can fit A LOT of beer in the trunk of a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am), and continued up along Highway 11 towards Gravenhurst. It took another 25 minutes to get up there, and another ten to get to the resort.
The proprietor was a friendly, helpful older lady. She was quite cheerful which helped lighten my mood after the fight and cottage country traffic. She gave me my cabin key, some points on what the resort had to offer, some directions of what was around the resort if I needed anything they didn't have and wished me a relaxing stay. I drove my car to the cabin, which was down a little path and to the side of a clearing.
As I climbed out of my car, the view was almost exactly as I had envisioned it. The cabin was at the top of a hill, looking down at a nearby lake and the forest that separated the lake from the hill. I noticed that there was another cabin on the other side of the clearing, maybe thirty yards from the one I'd be staying in. A rented Chevrolet Cavalier parked in front of it, the trunk open and the contents half-unpacked around the car. I didn't see any motion in the cabin or around the car, and so I decided to just head to my own cabin and get settled. With not bringing very much, I stowed my bag in the master bedroom, put my beer in the refrigerator, and familiarized myself with the layout of the cabin. Then I grabbed myself a beer and headed out to the wrap-around deck of the cabin, had a seat on a deck chair and took it easy. Looking out onto the lake, seeing the sunlight dance on the rippling waters, I felt so relaxed and sedate that I lost track of time and my surroundings.
My reverie was broken by the sound of someone walking through the grass separating the two cabins. With mild irritation at the disruption, I looked over to my right to see what the disturbance was. My mood was lightened by seeing a beautiful woman approaching. Tall, red hair, blue eyes so rich in colour they bordered on violet, her wonderful hourglass figure accentuated her full breasts, dressed in short cut-off jeans and a tied off shirt that showed off her flat midriff. She smiled and blushed a little at me staring at her as she came towards my cabin.
"Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a bottle opener, wouldja?" she held her smile and cocked her head as she finished her question. Immediately, I pulled out my key chain, which had a church key on it and handed it to her as she came to the railing of the deck. "Thanks," she said as she accepted the bottle opener, "Would you believe my husband brings a whole two-four of Miller Genuine Draft, and doesn't bring a bottle opener?"
I smiled at her, already feeling a little sorry to hear she was married, but hey, I only just met her. "Only too happy to help. By the way, I'm Brock. Brock Leigh."
"Hi, Brock Brock Leigh," she smiled coyly as she made fun of my introduction, "I'm Roxanne, and over there is my husband, the dolt. You can call him Scott." I looked over to see a man unloading the trunk of the Cavalier, and I waved over to him. He smiled and waved back, and the looked a little sheepish as Roxanne held up the bottle opener.
"Thanks, eh?" he called over and went back to carrying the last of their stuff into the cabin. Roxanne turned back to me and we chatted a little about where we were from and how long we'd be staying and so on and so forth. There was a little flirtation between the two of us, but I chalked that down as probably just being part of her nature, and to be honest, I actually rather enjoyed having someone seem a little interested in me. Just before Roxanne left to head back to her cabin, I took my key chain back, took off the bottle opener, and gave it to her.
"Best you hang on to this. All my bottles are twist off." I said. She smiled and cocked her head, again accepting the church key, and started to head back to her cabin
She turned after a few steps and said, "Maybe you'd like to come over for dinner tonight. We brought a little barbecue with us."
My face went pale as I realized, 'Food'. I forgot to bring any with me. I was in such a hurry to get up to the resort, I forgot to bring anything with me to eat. I had plenty of beer, but 'cold barley sandwiches' didn't make much of a meal. "You know," I said with a soft grin, "I think I'll take you up on that." With that, Roxanne headed back to her cabin and left me on the porch to enjoy the rest of my beer.